Chicken or egg - which came first?

[Damien Thorne]

Does it really matter if it will all end up as food anyway?

 

[Penis Drager]

The egg.
Fish have been making those for like a billion years before chickens were invented.

 

[Furret]

The egg.

Long ago, some random ancestor to the chicken shat out the egg that hatched into the first chicken, and now we have KFC.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Your mom.

She could not let that cock walk around unsucked and lo and behold, 9 months later a chicken was born.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Your mom.

She could not let that cock walk around unsucked and lo and behold, 9 months later a chicken was born.

I guess that is why all the bitches say my cock is finger lickin good.

 

[Driftwood]

Bacteria

 

[stares at error messages]

Pterodactyl

 

[JethroTullamore]

I did. I came first