Chinese man bites into a cell phone battery and it explodes - #SurvivalOfTheFittest

https://www.techspot.com/community/...-after-man-bites-into-it.244005/#post-1662663

This guy thought a battery was fake, and like a genius, decided to test it by biting it. It then blew up in his face.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

See? Apple batteries explode too!

Checkmate, Apple-tards!

 

[millais]

Move over Tide pods! Lithium ion batteries are the food of the future!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

#LEKT

 

[Calooby]

Hmm, looks like his head is now Ching Chong Mushy Mushy.

 

[Jaiman]

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.

 

[CWCchange]

Remember, China claims its average IQ is in the 100s.

 

[Red Hood]

iPhones are racist against Chinamen!

 

[Bassomatic]

The real cost of not escaping Freudian oral stage.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

This should be Florida Man, not Shanghai Man..! Somebody tell this dude he's in the wrong country. We need to import him into Florida for eugenic lolcow breeding purposes.

 

[TowinKarz]

When I was a kid, we just licked 9v batteries out of a smoke alarm.... and we managed to live through it. What's this new generations' excuse, huh?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

this guy is as dumb as that man who died from falling from a window to prove it wouldnt break

 

[RadicalCentrist]

To me it appears the guy even escaped unharmed, which is quite a feat for an explosion in your god damn mouth.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

https://www.techspot.com/community/...-after-man-bites-into-it.244005/#post-1662663

This guy thought a battery was fake, and like a genius, decided to test it by biting it. It then blew up in his face.

Is it bad that I could recognize the music from Persona 2?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

iPhone fans are dumb.

 

[vertexwindi]

this guy is as dumb as that man who died from falling from a window to prove it wouldnt break

It didn't break though, the frame fell out. He was right.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

"And that's why you don't bite cell phone batteries..."

 

[neverendingmidi]

I’m almost positive that lithium batteries have lables on them saying don’t crush or puncture.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Imagine if all the other things Chinese people eat fought back like this.

 

[BlueSpark]

To me it appears the guy even escaped unharmed, which is quite a feat for an explosion in your god damn mouth.

Looks like he takes it out of his mouth just before it exploded. This idiot is very lucky.