Chinese Scientists Genetically Engineer Autistic Monkeys. - Has science gone too far?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...inese-scientists-create-autistic-monkeys.html
You can tell they're autistic because they do nothing but stare at the TV playing Sonic cartoons and draw their OCs with poop.

 

[Squealer]

What about the schizoid monkeys? Will they get along?

 

[AnOminous]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...inese-scientists-create-autistic-monkeys.html
You can tell they're autistic because they do nothing but stare at the TV playing Sonic cartoons and draw their OCs with poop.

Where's Ian Malcolm when you need him?

 

[XYZpdq]

A thousand autistic monkeys on a thousand webcams and one will eventually become CWC.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

One step closer to lab-grown, ethical lolcows.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Given enough time, could an autistic monkey with a typewriter create their own version of Sonichu?

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Didn't even know monkeys could be autistic.

 

[Coldgrip]

One step closer to lab-grown, ethical lolcows.

I don't want my lolcows ethical. I like knowing I contribute to pushing them closer to an heroing.

 

[John Titor]

Coming soon: Autistic Park

> You are now hearing Chris hum the Jurassic Park theme
> Manually

 

[melty]

Didn't even know monkeys could be autistic.

Cats and dogs can have autism