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A few times in my life I have been obsessed with trying to solve this puzzle.

First one was a few years ago, before I even knew that I would be going to graduate school. I spent hours at the local organic farmers market, reading food labels and trying to figure out what they were really full of. At the same time I was reading every book I could get my hands on about the history of nutrition.

Eventually I came to realize that when people say chocolate is filled with "real" chocolate, they are not saying it contains cocoa but that it contains cacao and/or cocoa butter.

To me, the question is one of definitions.

The definition of what is "real" chocolate was once, according to my research, a very simple one. Back in the early 1900s, chocolate, and cocoa came from one single source. At that time, cacao trees could only grow in a few regions of Africa. It wasn't until 1908 that cacao seeds were introduced to the American South where the first farmers' markets were launched.

So when people say "this chocolate is made from real chocolate" the word "real" does not mean that the cacao tree has grown out of the soil where the chocolate has been processed or grown on the farms where it has been processed. It means that the seeds that are in the final product have been from a cacao tree that has grown on a plantation.

As the world's population grew and the cacao trees were shipped to places such as Central America and West Africa, the definition of what is "real chocolate" has changed. Some manufacturers still don't use real cacao. They may even use real chocolate, but it might not be "real" chocolate, since it comes from another source.

I was still thinking about this question of "real chocolate" when I decided to do research for my dissertation and stumbled across this article:

The title of the article says it all. "Is Organic Milk Better Than Non-Organic Milk?" What are they talking about? What does this "organic" label really mean?

From the article: "Organic is a broad term, as is its use in our society. It means little, as few if any of the strict federal laws have been passed or adopted by most of the large agricultural states, let alone most of the smaller ones. And with the advent of genetic modification, it has more or less become a meaningless concept, since no organic foods are truly free of GMOs."

I am not sure how this changes the discussion but it seems to imply that organic foods are a better than non-organic foods.

And so that got me to thinking about this:

What is the "real" chocolate? What is chocolate? What are we eating?
 
Doesn't American chocolate intentionally taste like vomit anyways?
Also I noticed that all the chocolates in Europe have "cruelty free", "environmentally free" etc. with pictures of black people on them while ours don't, even if it's the same brand.
 
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The real definition is decided by whatever lobbying firm pays the most. Ditto organic usually means that the crops/animals aren't fed antibiotics or specific fertilizers.

Honestly the whole discussion is pointless when vegans restaurants are allowed to use vegan meat/cheese/milk/egg without being sued.
 
I assume "real chocolate" is just a pretentious way for Europeans to sell their shit tasting chocolate that's like 90%+ cacao. Like damn nigga add some sugar and milk to that bitch it's like I'm munching on coffee grounz, I don't care you added orange and lemon zest to it, smells nice but tastes like how my dog's vomit smells.
 
I assume "real chocolate" is just a pretentious way for Europeans to sell their shit tasting chocolate that's like 90%+ cacao. Like damn nigga add some sugar and milk to that bitch it's like I'm munching on coffee grounz, I don't care you added orange and lemon zest to it, smells nice but tastes like how my dog's vomit smells.
Just buy milk chocolate fag
 
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Also I noticed that all the chocolates in Europe have "cruelty free", "environmentally free" etc. with pictures of black people on them while ours don't, even if it's the same brand.
can i get a maximum cruelty chocy? pwease >:3
 
Both continents are shitholes. It's easy to confuse the two
Chocolate, black people, and the new “blackness”

It is well known to regular users that I do not like chocolate. It tastes like shit to me. And now, it appears that chocolate can play a big role in “reclaiming” blackness. Let’s hope and pray that it’s really just a marketing ploy.

Chocolate is the latest food to be embraced by people who aren’t black. That is a pretty remarkable thing considering that many, many black people consider chocolate to be a forbidden food reserved for white folks, especially their bosses. Many black people I know do not eat it because they think it’s racist (even though it wasn’t invented by black people), or because they have a visceral fear of the dark or dark liquid all over their white furniture, or because they want to maintain their slim figures. Chocolate is also seen as a food you need to be rich to eat. A white person from another country might want to eat a lot of chocolate to impress their white in-laws. Some black people associate chocolate with the white devil, and will only have it if they know they’re really going to enjoy it.

And it’s not even something that really benefits black people, unless you’re buying something sweet at Walmart. At some point in history, somewhere, some black people may have been eating chocolate because it was food, not because of some political agenda. In America, it’s been a political agenda since before slavery. As slaves, black people were given their own food gardens by their white slaveowners, so it may be that some black people actually liked chocolate because it was made by their own hands. If it was, it was also a symbol of a better way of life.

But even if some black people ate chocolate back in the day, I’m not sure if that’s why we still eat it.

Some black folks do associate chocolate with African heritage. “Kola” is a word that describes the West African spirit of happiness, joy, and success. “Tinkling” is a Yoruba word for a happy mood, a happy tone in one’s voice, and even the happy laughter of children. A man might take pride in the fact that he is a “tinkling” man, as if he carries with him a happiness that other men do not have. If chocolate brings joy to the spirit, then you could say that it’s part of African heritage, because a lot of Africa is a spirit of happiness.

Yet the chocolate industry has done little to promote chocolate in connection with African heritage. I think the industry knows this. When the chocolate company Hershey gave its annual chocolate bar for Africa to be voted on, it wasn’t even called the “Kola bar.” It was just the “Ghana.” “Ghana” is not even the language of the nation of Ghana. It’s the language of the western slavers who ruled the coast of West Africa in the late 1800s. “Ghana” means “Gold Coast.” “Ghana” was also the name of the capital of the old British Empire of the west coast of Africa, and of the German colonialists who ruled from the capital city. It’s also the name of the capital of the German state of Westphalia, but that’s not quite the same thing.

The “Ghana” was only 1 of 21 choices on a chocolate bar named “Ghana Yearning.” That bar was created to promote Hershey’s cocoa in Africa, and it gave me pause when I read that the choice for the Kola bar was Ghana instead of Tinkling. The Ghana choice even has no African flavor, as it simply advertises that the people in Ghana are proud of their chocolate. It certainly isn’t any type of Kola, if you know what I mean.
 
I've been eating so many fucking Hershey kisses. Why am I doing this? I hate the taste of Hershey but can't stop eating them. HELP!
 
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Like chocolate, eat it just about every day. Used to enjoy eating Nestle's Milk Chocolate bars, now unavailable anywhere on Earth, seemingly. Eat some Hershey's chocolate, now and then certain European chocolate. Like M&M's, the plain type, 3 Musketeers bars, Crunch bars. Got a big bag of Hershey's Kisses over the holidays, will eventually eat them.
 
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