Chris and romance

[random_pickle]

Chris' views on how to gain someone's affections seem to be sketchy at most. Any example shows that Chris has a disturbing view on romance.
Take this image drawn by Chris for example




From this I can gather that Chrissy believes that love is a literal binding contract. This is reinforced by the fact that he asks PandaHalo to sign the contract in her own blood, which brings this to an entire new level of creepy. I'm not sure if Chris came up with the concept himself or if he saw it on TV.

 

[DevilDog]

He's an untreated autistic, he probably has no idea how creepy this is. I really doubt that he came up with this, it's too well though out.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Well, you have to consider how much of Sonichu is 100% Chris, and how much is troll-influenced. Not exactly in a sense of "trolls made him do it", but sometimes he could misinterpret things said to him (kinda like in the wedding comic, for instance).

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Quite a bit of blood already in that pen...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Anyone standing in front of what appear to be flames, offering you a contract written in blood, is ever so slightly suspicious. Then again, I thought the devil was supposed to only take on forms pleasing to the eye.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Chris and romance? That is like adding vegetable oil in my martini cocktail.

 

[LM 697]

Chris doesn't want anything to do with romance because it has the word "man" in it.

 

[The Joker]

Chris learned about romance from porn and bad romantic comedies. All I can do is imagine him quoting the "Sex and the City" movie while on a date.

 

[Donald Duck]

I think the contract thing might be some kind of idiotic interpretation of a marriage contract... But speaking of his bizarre ideas of romance, remember his "one free girlfriend" coupons? He probably thinks they're cute and endearing, which they would be if they were the work of a precocious child and not a grown man. He really has no clue just how creepy he is.

 

[JimReynolds]

I figure like most of the attraction techniques he uses (like the rock and red string) he just saw on TV or something and thought that it would actually work in real life.

 

[The Joker]

I figure like most of the attraction techniques he uses (like the rock and red string) he just saw on TV or something and thought that it would actually work in real life.

The "red string of fate" was from an anime he watched called "Excel Saga".

 

[BillRiley]

Y'know, I'd never thought of it that way, but Chris really does try to make abstract concepts as literal as possible. That certainly explains the above drawing, the coupons DD mentioned, the "scale of respect" and a lot more. As for the signing in blood thing, I'd guess Our Pet Manbaby either stole it from some anime thing or is wildly misinterpreting the "blood brothers pact" thing kids sometimes do. (Anything to bind a boyfriend free girl to him for true love, trust and .)

Either way, it's creepy as hell.

 

[snowkitten91]

From the end of the first Sonichu comic issue (which he calls issue 0), episode 3 (the first battle with Naitsirhc):

Sonichu: In the end, he'll keep on saying "one girlfriend, please".

There you have it, folks. Chris thinks that girlfriends are just something that you can order at a counter or something like that.

 

[random_pickle]

From the end of the first Sonichu comic issue (which he calls issue 0), episode 3 (the first battle with Naitsirhc):

Sonichu: In the end, he'll keep on saying "one girlfriend, please".

There you have it, folks. Chris thinks that girlfriends are just something that you can order at a counter or something like that.

Considering how the only outside contact he gets anymore is going to Mcdonald's, that makes a lot of sense.

 

[homerbeoulve]

From the end of the first Sonichu comic issue (which he calls issue 0), episode 3 (the first battle with Naitsirhc):

Sonichu: In the end, he'll keep on saying "one girlfriend, please".

There you have it, folks. Chris thinks that girlfriends are just something that you can order at a counter or something like that.

Considering how the only outside contact he gets anymore is going to Mcdonald's, that makes a lot of sense.

Wait, is it possible that he's also banned from the McIntyre Park too?

 

[BillRiley]

From the end of the first Sonichu comic issue (which he calls issue 0), episode 3 (the first battle with Naitsirhc):

Sonichu: In the end, he'll keep on saying "one girlfriend, please".

There you have it, folks. Chris thinks that girlfriends are just something that you can order at a counter or something like that.

Considering how the only outside contact he gets anymore is going to Mcdonald's, that makes a lot of sense.

I'd bet dollars to donuts he's tried that IRL, trying to make a joke of it but secretly hoping...

 

[QI 541]

I think a large part of the problem with Chris's social interactions is that he treats everyone else like NPCs in a video game.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think a large part of the problem with Chris's social interactions is that he treats everyone else like NPCs in a video game.

Or stock characters out of any of the movies/TV shows he watches.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I still wonder where he got the idea to go up to someone with a paper and pen asking a random girl to sign the paper to be his love. Even in most dating games and romance movies, I don't see the main character walking up to a girl with such a contract paper.

 

[Bgheff]

Wait, is it possible that he's also banned from the McIntyre Park too?

Doubtful. It's a city park, so the city would have to ban him instead of say, a business owner.