Chris Chan Etsy Merch Investigation. How gross is it really?

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Would any of you like to order something from Chris on Etsy and then examine it with a UV lamp? It would be interesting to see what comes out. Then the question would also be answered as to whether it was justified that some people who made unboxing videos wore rubber gloves or not.
 
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POWER IN MISERY said:
we've been through this. if you want to make a splash around here you have to give chris chan money
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True. Every lolcow lives from his critics/haters or especially from the opponents of the haters who feel sorry for them. That is part of the dynamic and it is hardly possible otherwise. One thing leads to the other. Without the haters there would be no people who donate money etc.
 
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Don't buy from caden's etsy, simple and easy solution to not getting slave labor sonichu merch.it's all either cheaply mold pressed or 3d printed shit with really bad paint jobs that are bad in a way that isn'tthe same as old chris' painting skills. Seen a lot of 3d printers and hand modellers manage to recreate that old chris style if you want the accurate sonichu experience. As for the grossness? Only surface level, unless it's like the burnt shit from the fire caden got chris to pawn off for thousands.

I bought an "official"(not actually official because not made bychris or praetor/caden's autist sweatshop) sonichu plush off etsy like a year or 2 ago for like 30 dollars from some guy and it's pretty decent quality albeit off model in a comically endearing manner
Don't have any photos of mine and I'm too lazy to take any but here's the listing photos.
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The Lawgiver said:
Don't buy from caden's etsy, simple and easy solution to not getting slave labor sonichu merch.it's all either cheaply mold pressed or 3d printed shit with really bad paint jobs that are bad in a way that isn'tthe same as old chris' painting skills. Seen a lot of 3d printers and hand modellers manage to recreate that old chris style if you want the accurate sonichu experience. As for the grossness? Only surface level, unless it's like the burnt shit from the fire caden got chris to pawn off for thousands.

I bought an "official"(not actually official because not made bychris or praetor/caden's autist sweatshop) sonichu plush off etsy like a year or 2 ago for like 30 dollars from some guy and it's pretty decent quality albeit off model in a comically endearing manner
Don't have any photos of mine and I'm too lazy to take any but here's the listing photos.
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Interesting. I thought everything from this shop was produced by Chris himself. If it's not handmade by Chris, unboxings are uninteresting, because it's supposed to be examined how much chrisness the products include.

I think there were Never Order reasons for buying his merch than that.
 
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LisaM96 said:
Interesting. I thought everything from this shop was produced by Chris himself. If it's not handmade by Chris, unboxings are uninteresting, because it's supposed to be examined how much chrisness the products include.
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I'm surprised you somehow missed this easily available info constantly brought up the last several years. If youw anted authentic chris chan shit you'd have to get it when he had an ebay pre-merge/pre-troon era.

The difference is pretty fucking clear looking at them side by side.
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The praetor medallions' face paint has improved a small amount in recent times, but it's still made through the soulless 0 effort badly made press mold method. The ones they sell as "made by chris" at an upmark are just the normal praetor ones now but pressed by chris himself as opposed to hand sculpted.
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The Lawgiver said:
I'm surprised you somehow missed this easily available info constantly brought up the last several years. If youw anted authentic chris chan shit you'd have to get it when he had an ebay pre-merge/pre-troon era.

The difference is pretty fucking clear looking at them side by side.
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Im german and not very informed about chris chan. I'm more familiar with the Drachenlord (the German Chris) and until recently I had zero knowledge of Pner Chris. I came across it because I thought that all countries must have at least one famous case of people like that.

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I'm surprised you somehow missed this easily available info constantly brought up the last several years. If youw anted authentic chris chan shit you'd have to get it when he had an ebay pre-merge/pre-troon era.
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It looks like he still sells products made by himself, but very expensive. There are 3D printed replicas, but he had his own Etsy.

 
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