Facebook Chris' New Years Message - 12/31/2013

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As if it wasn't obvious from his last post that he was blatantly pity-fishing.

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I absolutely love that he just snaps pictures of the tv screen with his filthy phone in order to make screengrabs
 
So he calls out his gal-pals for being pity friends, but almost every post he's made since then has been "poor me! Give me pity!"

I don't know why I'm always surprised how much of a hypocrite Chris can be.
 
Wow. He realizes his life is a dead end, but can't ask how to fix it. It must suck to think pity is a substitute for improvement.
 
I like that he loosely adapted the original quote to fit him better. Fry had a lot more going for him through, for starters Fry had a job before being frozen.
 
Thetan said:
As if it wasn't obvious from his last post that he was blatantly pity-fishing.
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What's to say he isn't just telling the truth--just calling it as he sees it, as fucked up as that is? Just take as an example when he said that all the girls have boyfriends: that's not true, obviously, but I think he believed it. Then, believing it, there was every reason it would bother him. It bothering him, there'd be every reason in the world he'd want to say something about it to someone, somewhere. It goes without saying that this is a guy who has a habit of saying the wrong things at the wrong times and in the wrong places. But that's exactly my point: it would be the right thing to say in the right place at the right time to say that, there if he were pity-fishing. If what he's doing made normal sense, he'd probably be pity-fishing, yeah.

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This is Chris we're talking about.

When he quasi-publicly tries to sell his porn, is he trying to creep out the universe? Does it really "explain a few things" to Sarah Bevel? Are the events even plausibly connected in Chris's mind, which is what we're talking about here? I don't think so. I think he's being totally blind-sided by the accusation. I've heard something like 90% of men masturbate. Pornography apparently does in the tens of billions of dollars in business annually. It's no surprise Chris masturbates to pornography. Most of the people who read this forum probably do, too.

The only difference is that this is Chris we're talking about. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong way to handle that.

I'm sure lots of people are posting on Facebook about New Year's. What else can he post about--how good he feels? Wishing all his friends well? His accomplishments over the past year? His plans for the coming one?

I'm sure he'd be happy to have the pity if the behavior got him it, and I'm sure he'd be happy to have gotten it in the past if the behavior got him it, but what's to say this is a premeditated attempt to get it?

Literally shooting yourself in the foot would hurt like hell. Chris has definitely figuratively shot himself in the foot. Whether it's all his fault or not, this guy is miserable.

He's miserable. He's saying he's miserable.

He spends 30-40 hours putting together a Lego facsimile of his high school with little girls' Lego sets. He say she spends 30-40 hours putting together a Lego facsimile of his high school with little girls' Lego sets.

I think that's all the further it goes.
 
Right. The worst broken heart ever. So, if you've, say, lost a child to cancer, or were cheated on by your spouse for 17 years, or lost a costly court case due to an objectively unfair loophole this year --- Nah, you still don't have it as bad as Ricardo.
 
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Wow. He realizes his life is a dead end, but can't ask how to fix it. It must suck to think pity is a substitute for improvement.
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He already thinks he knows how to fix it: find a sweetheart.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
if you've, say, lost a child to cancer, or were cheated on by your spouse for 17 years, or lost a costly court case due to an objectively unfair loophole this year
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...you probably have a lot more going for you than Chris does.
 
Further proof Chris has no idea how to take a picture of anything.
 
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