Lolcow ChristianU2uber

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Remember this guy?
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His reaction to being called a homo reminds me so much of Chris. One person called him "homo" and he blew up about it, and now everyone calls him a homo. From what I can remember, he was not so innocent in the fact that he was intolerant to people who disagreed with him, as a typical Christian Right-winger is. But sometimes I wonder how this kid became a huge lolcow.
 
Soon as I saw the name I instantly remembered how unusually large his mouth and lips appear to be.
 
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Ah yes. All I really remember about him is he's a self loathing homo.
 
I remember this kid. I wonder if he's been able to live down all of the (unintentionally) hilarious videos he's made.
 
I think this kid's been bled dry of lulz unfortunately. Aren't his videos from like 2006?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I think this kid's been bled dry of lulz unfortunately. Aren't his videos from like 2006?
He may be ancient history at this point, but I don't think it hurts to bring him up. Also, here's this gem from him:

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I'm pretty sure he was a troll
Yeah, I think so too. The name's different for one.
 
Saney said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I'm pretty sure he was a troll
Yeah, I think so too. The name's different for one.
ChristianUtubur is the troll account, you say? Nah, I think its legit. That's where the "I got beat up by a toddler" video got posted.
 
You guys are thinking of JoshU2ber who was a troll. This guy sadly is real.
 
Pikimon said:
You guys are thinking of JoshU2ber who was a troll. This guy sadly is real.
I prefered him over christian
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FEAR JOSH AND HIS PERSONA YHWH
 
Ah, I remember that kid. Acting like Chris while still at an age where it is mildly acceptable to do so.
 
I was thinking that this kid was fabulous, and then I got to the racist rant.

So now he's a fabulous bigot.
 
Christianu2uber was legit: http://www.queerty.com/christianu2uber- ... -20090423/

The police made him close down his YouTube account due to the "cyber bullying". I remember when my friend and I went full :ween: on Christianu2uber. All the comments on his videos and channel were "homo" and pretty much an equivalence of :julay:.

Of course, Josh, Dustin, and the rest of those u2ubers were cannibal trolls. This video from Dustin was hilarious, despite the obvious fakeness and try hardness.

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I also remember when Josh was trying to disassociate his name with trolling, he made a butthurt video regarding tnpan's (BigAl2k6 wannabe) rant and wanted it removed because that one video was the reason why weens were sending him pizza or something.
 
I know this thread is rather old and dead but does anybody know what happened to this dude? He was so cringe and I'm curious to see how he turned out as an adult.
 
I know this thread is rather old and dead but does anybody know what happened to this dude? He was so cringe and I'm curious to see how he turned out as an adult.
If I recall correctly he posted that he was done making content and posting publicly and faded away to just be another random person on the internet. He dodged a big bullet because he was on the way to being huge lmao.
 
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Holy shit, this is a real throwback.

I'm positive this guy quickly grew out of his awkward phase and he's likely somewhere in his 20s now, living his life; likely doesn't want to take credit for this classic legacy.

I recall a few years after the ChristianU2uber channel (2011 - 2013), there was a video surfacing on YouTube that clearly showed Scott, more mature and an older adolescent; he was mockingly doing an impression of "I'M NOT A HOMO" and banging his hands on a table. The video looked like it was filmed inside of some cafeteria or camp, with a bunch of other kids around him recording Scott and laughing at his impression. It looked like it was in good fun and he was being mocked by his friends, which he clearly went along with. Seems like as he aged, he began going along with the joke. I can't seem to find the video now, likely deleted.

There was a lot of debate and confusion if this kid was serious or not, because by modern standards his content comes off as super bait-esque and ironic. But I'm certain he was being serious. Just a smug 12/13-year-old kid not understanding what he was talking about, not to mention being hypersensitive to criticism. Classic criteria for getting fucking destroyed on the internet, especially in that online era.

After this kid was gone, there was a spinoff channel by some Irish kid called Joshu2uber who was clearly fucking bait; practically copied Christianu2uber. Yet everyone fell for that shit.
 
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