Let's Sperg Civ 4 mod: CWCville versus Astralatina - World belongs to lolcows

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I know this looks like a lot of Autism, But it's easier than you think. It was hard figuring out how to even install a mod.

What game options? Game's probably unbalanced as hell.
 
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Allow city flipping from culture, city razing, make the map size HUEG as fuck.
 
I hope for more feedback than "Break your CPU." Biggest map there is. Now, to start the game.

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Those poor people.
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Should Chris lead his people to the Blue Circle, or should he grab both resources on that empty hill? Many more choices, speed is Epic.

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Free techs were Argiculture and Storytelling
techs Choices are Fishing, Weaving, Ritualism, Hunting, and stone tools
 
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One wise man speaks of a great river to the south. Another speaks of fertile lands just beyond the great hill. The hill would provide some defense against wild animals. Chris is given the choice between hill a river. It's an easy choice. A great city needs a great river. Besides, who wants to walk up a hill every day.Chris points down the coast. "Settle to the extreme!" [I will mark planned places for cities.]
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Chris estimated it to be a 100 mile journey (although it was about 60). They rushed and reached the river in two days. "Here will be out capital city." The people were confuse. "What a city?"

"It's a place where people people live in buildings."

Hundreds watched as Cwcville, a series of stones stacked together, was established.

For the next couple of months, two task forces were organized by the mayor. One stayed in the city, while the other set out to find the source of the river. The rest of the people did what they could to survive. Winter was coming, but they soon saw what the mayor was attempting. The task force gather large pieces of wood and dug out dirt to move elsewhere. The people saw what would be the large shelters they saw in their life. Many will not survive the winter, as always, but they could see the important of the work being done at "Quickville." The winter after that, fewer lives will be taken. Chris was changing what it meant to be human.

The other taskforce came back as they reported a new tribe of people living among the wild forest. Chris's people knew they were not alone in the world, but these people were completely new to them.

"They will have great wisdom." Chris said. "Extend the hand of Friendship."
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It was a slaughter fest. Fortunately, enough of the task-force survived and some women were left over as wives. As news of this happened, some men rushed reinforce the exploration party on the condition that they were brave enough to explore the hazardous jungle. It was a party of CWCki's first veterans and the adventurous youth. Chris didn't take noticed as they where fewer men around in the fledgling village.

They also killed an Elephant.
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and out maneuvered the Saber Tooth tiger.
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It was a rough winter, and Chris complained the entire time. They never seen anyone complain to much. Nature never gave them anything for all the complaining in the world. The fishermen who braved the weather brought a verity of small fish and other things that could be eaten. They mayor oddly refused to eat much of it.
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[The civilization is now literally ran on Chris's autism.]

Twenty years later, the population double as CWCville reaps food from the see. The unaging Chris still is still a picky eater, and has lost a lot of weight. Only recently has he incorporated oysters into his diet.

Contact with two other tribes(2) has been much more successful, with friendly tribesmen often immigrating to CWCville in the future.
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Tech choices are basically the same minus Fishing.
 
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It's an isolated island and my computer is not taking it well. I'm not spending 800+ hours on this game with the turns taking forever in ancient times.
 
Would it be worth trying again on a much smaller map?
 
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New estimates indicate that God-Mayor Chris Chan is not the cartographer he thought he was.

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This next group of people seem to have also have an immortal Leader! Fortunate that the leader also spoke English in a past life.
Traits: Lazy, Fat (Dobson for this one?)
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The next group isn't so friendly. A aggressive Men's Rights Activist leads this civilization.
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Three generations later, the Cwiwis establishes regular contact with the two civilizations. There is great competion to develope. While the Cwiwis fall behind in technology as the other leaders show more usefulness, however, Chris Chan allows the population to boom in an uniquely capitalistic way. The two Cwcia cities together have a population of 20500, twice as much as any other civilization in the world. His approval rating suffers at a horrid 42% as his large neolithic civilization gets out of control.

Requesting:
1)Name for Cwcia second city
2)Lowcow who is especially Lazy and Fat
3)MRA Lowcow who is especially Violent
 
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The War against the Immortals Autists.
Groups of men march against the civilizations of the world, armed with the weapon. The leaders were only mark by their spears of sharpened wood. Twenty thousand villagers surrounded the mayor's stone hut. A thousand armed men are visible from the lookout on top of the tree. Scouts report even more coming from all over the continent to overthrow the unaging rulers of the world. The number of weapons in the city is a couple hundred.

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Villagers gather stones and build tiny wall against some shallow part of the Great Sonichu River. All the Cwiwi warriors rushed to the river as the huge mass of men attempt to cross. Stones were slung across the river, occasionally injuring men on both sides. The God-Mayor losses control of his bowels. The river runs red, but mostly with the blood of with the enemy. Winter comes and the city is left alone until Spring. Before spring comes, word that an immortal leader has been murdered, along with the entirety of his small nation.
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After being harassed for many years, the enemy manages an attack from a more strategic direction. Out of the jungle, the earth and rock walls are quickly destroyed. This was the greatest bloodshed yet. Fortunately, many of the weapons of both sides were salvaged.
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Many thought the farms were a lost, even the Mayor of Cwcville. Fortunately, someone from the farms mastered the at of Bow and Arrowry that Chris Chan tried to invent but failed miserably at. After one man took out ten bare chest men with this new weapon, the horde lost hope and fled the tiny village. The hero shared his design. With the weapon of the enemies captured at Cwcville, many quickly took up the craft of fletching(A term picked up from Dobson's realm.)
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Dobson figured out Archery much sooner and suffered less. He now leads the dominate civilization in the known world.
A new civilization was encounter across the sea. Deviant Aspergers
 

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Remember the excessive barbarians? Turns out that wiped out all the other civs, including Phil. I also have the Revolutions options on, and that mod is just as shitty as it was when it was introduced.

Cwciwi Farms revolts, becomes indepentant, gain six techs and becomes a Holy City.
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And then promptly rejoins our autistic civilization.
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This happens over the course of a few turns. Also Dobson declares war, with elephants and freaking Iron.
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Cwciwi farms was given to Dobson to end the war, it revolted, and Dobson razed it.

Epilogue.

At the very high city wall, a peace deal was reach. The tip of the peninsula was to be handed over. Chris was allowed to keep the biggest city in the world, so long as the rest of the continent was to remain unsettled. This left the islands to the north to be claimed, and the barbarian cities to the south-west to be conquered. There were no immediate plans for expansion, however. Chris was still mayor. Expansion was only done for protection, but capitulation to a distance king removed most of the threats the world would throw at him. Now, he can focus on goals more befitting of a mayor: 700 years as the leader of a people, and Crystal still doesn't exist. Lovequest 2.0, Start!

Dobson would quickly find out the ruling an empire isn't easy. The secret of Iron had spread on the Cwciwi Penisula would still be a bigger problem than he anticipated. He would eventually be overthrown.
 
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