Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Cog reads his thread regularly and seethes. @Null prepare to get the Def Cog 3 treatment.
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Worth mentioning that while Kinogay has been banned from Kiwi Farms for nearly 2 years for being an insufferable self promoting faggot, Cog was using his doctored screens and deceptively edited clips for over a year until Kinogay started making fun of him.
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog reads his thread regularly and seethes. @Null prepare to get the Def Cog 3 treatment.
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Worth mentioning that while Kinogay has been banned from Kiwi Farms for nearly 2 years for being an insufferable self promoting faggot, Cog was using his doctored screens and deceptively edited clips for over a year until Kinogay started making fun of him.
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He does understand there's far more users and different boards than just "Da Sektur" subforum, right? That's delusional to think that the majority of the traffic to KF is because of Ralph. Cog would be eaten alive by BP alone.
 
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Hey faggot retard swatter. Why dont you just check the account you stupid gay ops f slur and cry to Teaclips some more on Twitter or Poast whichever dumbass site you use.

How is it that you faggots let your site die this much and cant even see the simplest socks anymore? The simplest person using the farms for ops? What are rules exactly you Janny? You guys havent followed them and ruined this site for years. Its just funny to me that you idiots cannot even spot a sock anymore because of how dead this place is nowadays. You all just let socks be and let 1 person probably talk on 7 or 8 accounts to make it look like its a busy site lol. Idk and idc.

Either way that account is Cog and you are a dumbass as usual whos been seething about me mocking you for being some retard. Cope and sneed there buddy. Do your job janny. Do it for free. View attachment 5608520
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Didn’t you join this site to laugh at lolcows? Why are you working so hard to be one?
 
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>The reason you lick Ethan Ralph's wounds is because he keeps traffic coming to your website
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That's around 3000 votes, which means at least 3000 people are actively using the website.

Which is 100 times Cog's audience, or a tenth of the number of tranny cocks Bryan sucked this year so far.

I don't know but I think we're doing well.
 
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It's really bizarre to me how talking to Ralph about AF is interpreted by the mentally handicapped.
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He has started Quote Tweeting you; however you wouldn’t notice because he does this so often to such low engagement that the X/Twitter algorithm believes he is spam. Anyone he interacts with is not notified, very much like Cog’s interactions in real life.
 

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I like how cog says he doesn't take these things seriously, and he's not coping and sneeding at all. Yet when Ralph does something banal (for Ralph that is) cog clutches his pearls and streams all day to report on it. He's the original definition of an A-Log. And his music is terrible it sucks so bad. I've never seen someone fail at everything they attempt to do. He doesn't work, he's not entertaining, his music SoundCloud rapper bad. You can give me all the puzzle pieces you want, but I can't let his debauchery of music go. He samples beats from other artists and raps for like 2 short verses and repeats the refrain like 30 times. In all reality his songs would be close to 45 seconds, yet he stretches that run time with repeating the chorus until it reaches the 3 to 4 minute mark. It's poorly mixed, I'm not an audio engineer but I am a musician and I set all my mixes. I bet he chose rap so he wouldn't have to train his voice to stay in key, even so he'd just auto tune it then proclaim it to be a stylistic choice. I watched one of his streams once and when he goes on break, which he does a lot, he puts on that gay ass song with the video of the house burning down, It was so uninspired I don't even remember the name. Then he made Dr. Brown thumb and it's just horrible. I'm sorry about the music rant I can't let it go. If he's going to call that music he might as well take a shit and record it because that's the quality of his "music" and it's definitely his talent level.
 
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He has started Quote Tweeting you; however you wouldn’t notice because he does this so often to such low engagement that the X/Twitter algorithm believes he is spam. Anyone he interacts with is not notified, very much like Cog’s interactions in real life.
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I check my notifs a couple times a day and I've never noticed Cog in them.

What's funny is I have gotten notifications of people replying to him? So he's seriously spamlisted.
 
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