Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[AltisticRight]

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>Bri'ish dream couple​

History of Johnny​

Cognitive Thought is an Ethan Ralph orbiter and a rabid a-log. He is known as Jobless Johnny by the Sektur and currently goes by "Cog City" until he reinvents himself again.

Jobless Johnny is a British parasite squatting in his in-law's house, sapping the scum of the Sektur. When he's not coping and seething on X about the Kiwi Farms and his various detractors, he's a-logging Ethan Ralph. Despite getting his golem called Dan to beat up Ethan, Johnny is somehow more pathetic.

Johnny is also a literal cuckold, he is unemployable and looks like a simpleton.
Worst of all, he is fucking Bri'ish.

He started as a sceptic and progressed to Internet bloodsports host. Now he does a show called "Cog City", talking about Internet drama. He has changed the name of his rubbish show no one watches dozens of times. It was called Backwards Internet at some point, then Robo Cog, Cog's World, RealPoliceCams, and now "Cog City".

Cog's main channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/CognitiveThought/videos
Cog and Dan's show: https://www.youtube.com/c/BackwardsInternet
Allegedly, his Kiwi Farms account is @Jim jones lives.

Cog & Dan goes hog hunting​

Cog and his inlaw Dan are known for the "Lisbon Gunt Hunt & Punt", which delivered lots of laughter. People then ignored the underlying pathetic existence of Johnny and united in laughing at a big fat baby getting his melon head assaulted in the streets, with his gunt on full exhibition, to the horrors of the average Portuguese. This is what freedom looks like, bish.

The site is still weird with video uploads, you can see the beatdown here.

Dan also turned Ethan Ralph Chinese for a moment.


The big bad Southern Outlaw Ethan Ralph filed a police report. According to Ethan, there's still a warrant out for the couple's arrest in Portugal.

Reminder that both Cog and Dan are still free men enjoying the British sun while Ethan Ralph is coping about rent prices.
Flashback:

Handgate​

When the Kiwi Farms isn't engaged in 700 pages long erotic roleplay DM chains involving trannies, furries, commies and nazis, we're pestering over the gender of hands.
The mainstream media thinks a group of spergs like this would kill 9 billion trannies when most men on the site can't even tell between the claws of a man and a woman.
Johnny debuted "Cog's Life", featuring his Dumpy Dehli Dolphin cooking a curry dish.

Due to the meatiness of these dirty claws and how pale they looked, people immediately thought it was Jobless Johnny in drag.

As it turns out, Kiwi Farms XY members took a massive L. The W goes to Jobless Johnny and XX members of the site who correctly identified these hooves as a chubby curry's claws.

COG DUBYA. Karens taking massive Ls. Do you even eat this good?

I did a breakdown here.

Johnny and the Hash Brown Question​

Jobless Johnny literally doxed himself over three hash browns that UberEats didn't deliver. He wanted to double his money through a refund.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Pictured: Jobless Johnny demanding a refund for the undelivered hash browns.


He actually wanted UberEats to refund him double the cost. 1.09*3=£3.27, he wanted £6.54.

Paul appears on the Killstream​

Paul is one of Johnny's brothers, he appeared on the Killstream after being relentlessly nagged by Jobless Johnny on Xitter.

In the stream, Paul goes into excruciating detail about Johnny's relationship with his family and brought forth some serious accusations.
It turns out that Johnny tried to groom a 14-year-old girl, feeding her alcohol and getting all weird and freakish. Johnny's family was disgusted by this and disowned him completely.
Johnny also made Dan's daughter (cog's niece) sing a song about PPP, who runs a show called the Kino Casino with his boyfriend Andy Warski.

She's 5, FIVE YEARS OLD.

Clip

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Mod edit: copied over from Kino Casino thread.

Cog did a stream the other day reviewing the time Andy and Ralph ruined a Federal honeypot and helped pedophiles escape + DFE:

Here are some clips taken from the stream, where Cog talks about how Kino Casino attacked him and Dan, his content, and then Andy later contacted Dan about being part of his entourage for the event. Cog says they are both two-faced, but they'll do it for all expenses paid plus £1000 each for him and Dan, otherwise good luck to them but he isn't interested in talking to them.

Spoiler: Cog talks about Kino Casino & Keemstar attacking him and Dan

Spoiler: Apparently Cog is invited too, but hasn't heard from them

Spoiler: He'll do it for a thousand Bri'ish crowns each for him and Dan, plus all expenses paid

Spoiler: Cog thinks they might not like him because he covered the SayNoToGeno stuff

Spoiler: Cog wishes them luck with the fight but thinks they are two-faced

I think he is wrong on why they attacked him (if they did, I haven't been watching) - they might have done this to "disavow" that kind of behaviour, just as Keemstar wanted Ralph to disavow stuff and stop saying nigger faggot for 3 months.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Dan the Man will forever go down as a legend when it comes to Guntistory/being the biggest A-Log

 

[ManBearHog]

Many held that the fabled Güntbane was an ancient weapon, a cudgel hidden through the ages, save from those most noble and brave. That it was lurking for centuries, and that its song would pierce through the stone and find one most deserving in their time of deepest need. What nobody expected it could turn out to to be, in the year 2022, amongst a great rumbling from the Black Country - was a man named Dan. Commanded by the soft hand of Cog the Inbred. They rend the dark and leave no fell champion untipped. All shall kneel.

 

[Braphamut]

Best for the lads not to hitch themselves on the Kino Casino wagon. It was fun seeing them take a victory lap and having a laugh but I'd hate to see them being retarded wrastlin' drama fodder for KC.

Let Dan ride off into the sunset. If Ralph is going to be put on his ass every few months I'd rather it be a revolving door. A girl in middle school, the cashier at Dollar General, some kind of Mobility Mary.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Best for the lads not to hitch themselves on the Kino Casino wagon. It was fun seeing them take a victory lap and having a laugh but I'd hate to see them being retarded wrastlin' drama fodder for KC.

Let Dan ride off into the sunset. If Ralph is going to be put on his ass every few months I'd rather it be a revolving door. A girl in middle school, the cashier at Dollar General, some kind of Mobility Mary.

Dan isn't riding off in the sunset. That stupid fag is trying to make himself into an eceleb off the incident in Lisbon. Constantly talking about fighting people on Twitter (AKA being the new Internet Tough Guy) and also is doing shows of him reviewing fights like he is some expert. That nigger is a stocky overweight slob that doesn't actually know how to fight. He just fought an in worse shape rotund alcoholic lard ass. Now acts like he is Bruce Lee.

 

[Freeman]

That stupid fag is trying to make himself into an eceleb off the incident in Lisbon

He who fights with ecelebs should be careful lest he thereby become an eceleb.

 

[Ripe]

Cant watch this guy. He is alright but just constant begging for donos really turns me off

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Cant watch this guy. He is alright but just constant begging for donos really turns me off

Can't blame him. He'd probably never heard of streaming before and now realizes you can make easy money just being a faggot on the internet.

 

[The Wokest]

ARREST HIM, ARREST HIM!

 

[Sammich]

Here is a couple images I had back when some folks doxed him and one of his mods "trez" Johnny isaac Harrison is the name they found. He went to art school if my memory serves me, but of course he dropped out. They found some old internet persona "Johnny random" I used to have some of the myspace shit somewhere, but i believe it was lost on an old hard drive, it's still out there in an archive, perhaps someone has it.
If someone cared enough to dig around, he had some beef with his brother (his entire family fucking hates him) and his brother went on with ethan ralph a couple years ago. The drama queen stuff is pretty funny as well if anyone wants to dig. Most of that shit is still around, earjuice covered/broke it I think.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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Here is a couple images I had back when some folks doxed him and one of his mods "trez" Johnny isaac Harrison is the name they found. He went to art school if my memory serves me, but of course he dropped out. They found some old internet persona "Johnny random" I used to have some of the myspace shit somewhere, but i believe it was lost on an old hard drive, it's still out there in an archive, perhaps someone has it.
If someone cared enough to dig around, he had some beef with his brother (his entire family fucking hates him) and his brother went on with ethan ralph a couple years ago. The drama queen stuff is pretty funny as well if anyone wants to dig. Most of that shit is still around, earjuice covered/broke it I think.

You might ask EJ or the people who were around that sektur at that time. I think Heph also fucked with him a bit IIRC.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

This is one of those threads where a hardcore, pre-Stream.me era oldfag would be extremely helpful. I only really became aware of Ralph post-St Jude fiasco and during the stream.me era, but I've been told that there is a extremely deep rabbit hole when it comes to Cog and Ralph's bad blood with eachother that involves Ralph using Plate Gang to try and ruin Cog's life and get his family to disown him. I've also heard some really suspect rumors about MetokurFembot of all people doing some underhanded, life-ruination shit in tandem with Plate Gang when it comes to cog, so if someone is more well versed on the subject it would provide some good context.

 

[Sammich]

This is one of those threads where a hardcore, pre-Stream.me era oldfag would be extremely helpful. I only really became aware of Ralph post-St Jude fiasco and during the stream.me era, but I've been told that there is a extremely deep rabbit hole when it comes to Cog and Ralph's bad blood with eachother that involves Ralph using Plate Gang to try and ruin Cog's life and get his family to disown him. I've also heard some really suspect rumors about MetokurFembot of all people doing some underhanded, life-ruination shit in tandem with Plate Gang when it comes to cog, so if someone is more well versed on the subject it would provide some good context.

I never was super involved, but the Danish Police channel that was well known for fuckign with kittystyle so much actually started by a couple of cog watchers. Dispatch, "Alex", maybe npcanon88, and a couple others might be good to reach out too if anyone had any contact info. (i don't mean dox, i mean more discord accounts, or stuff like that) After stream.me went down and dispatch started bitwave, cog had a bunch of problems with bitwave for some reason. Hell even Randbot had some issues with bitwave and those goddamn commie ants.

I wish i knew more, but my memory is dogshit.

 

[The Wokest]

This is one of those threads where a hardcore, pre-Stream.me era oldfag would be extremely helpful. I only really became aware of Ralph post-St Jude fiasco and during the stream.me era, but I've been told that there is a extremely deep rabbit hole when it comes to Cog and Ralph's bad blood with eachother that involves Ralph using Plate Gang to try and ruin Cog's life and get his family to disown him. I've also heard some really suspect rumors about MetokurFembot of all people doing some underhanded, life-ruination shit in tandem with Plate Gang when it comes to cog, so if someone is more well versed on the subject it would provide some good context.

They were fine until the "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY WAAAH AAHHH" clip.
That happened when Ralph hopped on Cog's show to face against some sperg that was talking shit (maybe Diogenis or something like that was the name if I'm not wrong)

Cog started using the obnoxious clip as a donation alert and Ralph didn't like that but kept quiet. Cog overuses the clip to the point it gets old.

Eventually Cog as another IBS drama parasite starts talking about Ralph here and there and down the line the killstream gets a super berry like "hey Ralph did you see what Cog said about you", then it begins.

I DUN GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT FAGGOT COG HAS TO SAY, THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING TO EVER HAPPENS ON HIS SHOW WAS BECAUSE OF ME (referring to the hollerin' clip lol)

And that basically sums it up, how it escalated to life ruination shit is something I don't care about and it's also not unexpected coming from Ralph. I do remember Cog wanting to move to the US to be with his internet-GF but he got cucked and he backtracked on moving to murica Ralph made fun of that and gay shit like that.

 

[High Tea]

Cog did a drunk stream on Christmas. His girlfriend was driving and they were in a car accident. While she was unconscious he went through her phone.

 

[Angel Dust]

Diogenis

Is that the smooth brain that tried to blame metokur for terry davis's death?

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

There was a stream Cog did that showed off his council housing for us Amerafags that is basically section 8 housing that is littered with white trash and niggers grifting tax payers. The place is an absolute shithole. He treated the place like a garbage dump. Shitting up the place and even painted his floor black from all his unsightly stains that he most likely created. Johnny is a low class POS. Someone mentioned that his family hates him. It's very true. His family basically disowned him because of his drug use and sperg outs. He is clearly special needs with some behavioral problems. Also yes that Drama Queen arc was fucking hilarious. This dude dropped his previous girlfriend (the one that recently broke up with him again after getting back together) for an uglier chick with no teeth and a husband with kids. He was trying to talk to the children on the phone and wanted to be their papa lol. Cog is beyond pathetic as a human being. He responds to just about ANYTHING said about him which is great fun. 10000% sperg.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Is that the smooth brain that tried to blame metokur for terry davis's death?

Yes.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

maybe Diogenis or something like that was the name if I'm not wrong

Close, but his name was cryogenes