Culture College professor screams at class about pomegranates

 

[melty]

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I can see because theyre so fucking messy and not worth the effort, but to say they look like a ripped open heart is retarded on a whole different spectrum.

 

[IV 445]

Yes pomegranates

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Is there like any context why Roseanne Barr hates pomegranates so much?

I can see because theyre so fucking messy and not worth the effort, but to say they look like a ripped open heart is exceptional on a whole different spectrum.

I wonder if he'd appreciate it if one was to post the photo of an actual heart that has been ripped open, just to clarifiy that they do not -in fact- look the least bit like a pomegranate.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Of course the fatty is freaking out about fruit.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck this fat cunt. Everyone should bring in pomegranates every day. Suppose I have a disability that requires me to eat pomegranates every day in front of a shrieking fat lardass?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

And here we witness the humble beginnings of Professor Umbridge.

EDIT: She worships the kiwi.

 

[KM 749]

Of course it's a fucking community college professor. That's not to say that some college professors are any less bizarrely anal.

 

[Zoobles]

"say it with me" should be reserved for test content only, not autistic shit like pomegranates

 

[Autopsy]

Dr. Kiwi is one Jane Martino teaching at the D.M.A.C.C. (Des Moines Community College). She's part of the Psychology staff on 'Boone Campus', and this class in particular is Psy111. Her PHD is in Child Development, so I have no idea why she's teaching psych in particular, but whatever works I guess? The Des Moines website is pretty outdated so I can't dig up too much fun stuff like the syllabus or class readings.
Her Rate My Professor page has some curious reviews. Apparently she's a crazy-catlady sort but still somehow a pretty good professor, and I suspect that her political leanings are somewhere between mid-left and far-left. This video got a bit of attention and had an article was written about it in the I.B. Times of all places (since deleted).

 

[CWCchange]

Some OPL-tier tard raging here. Too bad it's not PVCC and over pickles.

 

[Black Waltz]

the fuck does this bitch have against pomegranates?

 

[ICametoLurk]

the fuck does this bitch have against pomegranates?

They increase your testosterone so you are more manly.

 

[Mrs Paul]

the fuck does this bitch have against pomegranates?

The only thing I can think of is students making a mess with them everywhere, and the janitors complained or something? (It's still a major overreaction)

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

No link but I saw in passing that she was acting out unreasonable demands or something for her class.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I remember I once confused pomeranians and pomegranates and spent a long time trying to convince someone that a pomegranate was a type of dog

so when is @Lowtax going to start teaching a course on mangosteens

 

[Fleeb]

Maybe she's Demeter and her daughter got kidnapped after eating the pomegranate of a goth weirdo.

 

[oldTireWater]

No link but I saw in passing that she was acting out unreasonable demands or something for her class.

Yea, this doesn't sound like real outrage.

How old is this? I could swear I heard this one months ago.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A shrill, infertile demon screeches about fruits that have been associated with female fertility for thousands of years....no shock there.