Come up with the most absurd/stupid computer configuration

[UN 474]

I'm rockin, poppin an Intel Pentium 3, 256MB of DDR wam (Upgraded by using this wonderful service downloadmoreram.com), GTX 1650 with 64MB flash memory, generic no-name motherboard, Great Wall 3KW power supply, and a 32GB Maxtor hard drive.

I copied this configuration from the talented virgins at Verge. Man, I love their PC building tutorials.

This my RIG. Hope you like it.

 

[byuu]

I got an Apple(TM) Mac Pro with the Apple(TM) Pro Display.

 

[UN 474]

I got an Apple(TM) Mac Pro with the Apple(TM) Pro Display.

Did you get the Apple(TM) stand? I heard it's really good.

 

[Black Waltz]

I have a broken toaster I like to think of as a computer

 

[neurotypical]

Nice rag OP. I got a sweet iPentium 4, clocked at 69 MHz, with 600MB of RAM. I don't currently have a harddrive cause I came over budget, but my 5GB flash drive works fine for booting a live Gentoo image.
I hope one day I can build a cool and gay PC like Linus :}

 

[Eryngium]

 

[UN 474]

Nice rag OP. I got a sweet iPentium 4, clocked at 69 MHz, with 600MB of RAM. I don't currently have a harddrive cause I came over budget, but my 5GB flash drive works fine for booting a live Gentoo image.
I hope one day I can build a cool and gay PC like Linus :}
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Really nice! But not as good as mine.

 

[MG 620]

I still use a typewrite[e]r.

 

[Autisimodo]

Feast your eyes on this Beast.

Bigger is obviously Better, nerds.

 

[Dingo]

Here's my lappie.

 

[PL 001]

I had a Commodore 64 as a kid, but apparently it became self aware and thinks it's a goddess now. Goddess my ass, damn thing couldn't even run Skyrim.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I use linux gentoo for gaming.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Fuck you guys, I'm going to build a rig around a first-gen Celeron and insist it have a 5 1/4" floppy drive for no particular reason at all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

 

[Cosmug]

The parts are stapled to the base and lid of a pizza box. A knife switch is spliced into the main power connector, up against the back of the box. This means you turn it on by closing the box.

 

[Piss Clam]

Back in the day I bought an amiga 2000. I spent 1200 dollars for a expansion card that had 52 megs of HDD space, plus 2 megs of memory.

All because I was tired of flipping floppy disks to play 'wings'.

Wings (1990 video game) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

We also use to jerk off to the US robotics 9600 baud modem that cost around 700 dollars.

How stupid were we

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I get my wife to make all of our important life decisions for us. If she's not around, I ask her son DeAntoine.

Does that count?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

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The fact that it's a Little Caesar's box makes it even better.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Get the fuck on my level you nerds.