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Eh, chicks with nose rings are instant zeroes in my book. Shit's gross.
Thottoos level it out again. Especially ones that look like flight safety procedure diagrams.
Yeah, nose rings look dumb and they also tend to be a red flag indicator of certain personality types. The tats are stupid looking as well. It's probably hard to find women who pose for pics like that and don't have one or both of those things, though.

That said, she's much better looking than Anna.
 
Yeah, nose rings look dumb and they also tend to be a red flag indicator of certain personality types. The tats are stupid looking as well. It's probably hard to find women who pose for pics like that and don't have one or both of those things, though.

That said, she's much better looking than Anna.
I know Anna is a mong but I think she's nicer looking than her sister. (didn't she die? or am I from a different universe, I really do remember her dying)
 
Hey ya Comicsgate Kiwi Farms ; ) Wanna spend every day of 2022 with Anna ThatStarWarsGirl?
Kinda? Not Really? Maybe if she shuts her trap? No way in hell?View attachment 2840869...well you won't be anyway because this calendar was not in backers mailboxes Jan 1 2022. But if Anna won't provide photographic materials for marking the passage of time and other purposes... maybe her more attractive sister will!

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Pictured on the right of this family shot, meet...
EMMILY MELLO
Artist / Model / Podcaster / Stoner / Bisexual / Sister of Anna TSWG
instagram @emmily_mell0 https://archive.md/8tJhX
twitter @emmily5m https://archive.md/o4iee
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Like her sister, she is a painter. Her instagram contains some very nice photos, some professionally shot. She isn't too active on twitter, mostly some one liners like this...View attachment 2849760 and a few BLM type retweets... but that is not uncommon even among her sister's fat old streamer buddies: https://archive.md/cAFhCView attachment 2849751 Emmily has also been on YouTube. She was a panelist on the In My Opinion podcast. Her appearances on the show are linked here, give them a like and a subscribe: Ric James In My Opinion Podcast feat. Emmily Mello. It features dating advice, life experiences, serious subjects like suicide and abortion, and some spicy subjects such as:

With this type of subject matter maybe she would feel at home on the J.A.C.K. Show or Flashcast with her sis to talk about farting or faking orgasms? Uh oh.. I don't think so because one of the serious subjects on the show When 2 Cut Family Ties? seems to have upset Emmily.
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Oh dear. Well since you won't be seeing Anna and Emmily together anytime soon, or the TSWG 2022 calendar either, I bring you...
That Star Wars Girl's More Attractive Sister Calendar!













That should hold you over however many extra months it takes to get the Anna TSWG calendar if you are. Personally I think a woman who doesn't have to dress up as some nerd shit in retouched photos to look good is higher quality. On that note Happy New Year 2022 KF, may your posts be high quality too!

Burn California in fire, to the fucking ground.

Want to get mad? Of course you do. It's why you are here.


Diminishing returns. Who cares?
 
I used to think Anna was annoying as they got, then she started getting her bits out and Nina Infinity became a thing, actually making me pine for Anna's half arsed contributions. I do notice that Gary tends to leave these clowns out of FNT, GEORGE tends to be on Midnight's Edge which is ironic as Tom was kicked. Lad seems to be as tedious as expected for a guy who pays 600 quid a stream and isn't allowed on.
 
Since @FROG seems to be preoccupied elsewhere lately, I hope my fellow kiwis don't mind if I briefly take up their reading time to engage in promotional duties for the new Narzack on here?

I bring hot news from Zack, right out of his email inbox:

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That's right, it is coming, people! Get excited!

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I'm so hyped I made this special promo flyer, with direct Frog quotes about Narwhal, taken from his posts right here on the farms:

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Wait, that's meant to be an actual page?! It's not something Zack excreted so he could show Narwhal and say "I want it to look like this" ?

Scott McDaniel's work on DC comics such as Nightwing and Robin, that's the style the page looks like it wants to be, but just ... No
 
I used to think Anna was annoying as they got, then she started getting her bits out and Nina Infinity became a thing, actually making me pine for Anna's half arsed contributions. I do notice that Gary tends to leave these clowns out of FNT, GEORGE tends to be on Midnight's Edge which is ironic as Tom was kicked. Lad seems to be as tedious as expected for a guy who pays 600 quid a stream and isn't allowed on.
Tom was kicked from ME or from FNT? Tom being on FNT always struck me 100% as a cross-pollination deal and nothing more, which would be redundant now that George Mohlo has successfully bought himself a YouTube career and is installed at Midnight's Edge and the chucklefucks will plug him and ME until the end of time with or without Tom. Tom Connors is one of the least appealing human beings to ever persist in an internet broadcasting career without being a cow. He's not egregiously wrong in his takes nor is he socially quarrelsome per se, but he seems pretty annoying to deal with over time. I dunno if he's ever had problems with people who weren't problem people themselves, though. He's just remarkably unpleasant to listen to and look at and he's one of those guys that has to be right all the fucking time (yeah, that's what I meant...). I can see why Gary and Jeremy would want to give him the ole' heave-ho as they appear to be cleaning up shop for a big push out of this niche and into Crowder territory. Sidelining Odin (who absolutely brings NOTHING to the table) and Comix (who brings stuff, but doesn't share it with the class) would be the next moves if the pattern holds. I dunno how any of these guys could observe the the Doomcock situation and not feel like they're going to get chucked overboard at the first convenient moment by Gary. Dude is ruthlessly disloyal despite much not-a-zero-among-them protesting.
 
She has two sisters. In the clip @Fleetwood Crack posted, Emmily says her sister Ellen died and her other sister Anna Mello turned into "the biggest cunt".
Gotta love that female loyalty. Anna's hotter though, especially since she...enhanced her image. Other sister has a generic quality to her that does nothing for me.

I like the simplicity of that Narwhal image. I can't say I'd like a whole book like that, but I feel like I get what he's going for.
 
In a bizarre turn of events, YellowFlash 2 and Frog made an appearance on Life with Liam last night. It's timestamped.
Hey ya Comicsgate Kiwi Farms ; ) Wanna spend every day of 2022 with Anna ThatStarWarsGirl?
Kinda? Not Really? Maybe if she shuts her trap? No way in hell?View attachment 2840869...well you won't be anyway because this calendar was not in backers mailboxes Jan 1 2022. But if Anna won't provide photographic materials for marking the passage of time and other purposes... maybe her more attractive sister will!

View attachment 2849628
Pictured on the right of this family shot, meet...
EMMILY MELLO
Artist / Model / Podcaster / Stoner / Bisexual / Sister of Anna TSWG
instagram @emmily_mell0 https://archive.md/8tJhX
twitter @emmily5m https://archive.md/o4iee
View attachment 2849626
Like her sister, she is a painter. Her instagram contains some very nice photos, some professionally shot. She isn't too active on twitter, mostly some one liners like this...View attachment 2849760 and a few BLM type retweets... but that is not uncommon even among her sister's fat old streamer buddies: https://archive.md/cAFhCView attachment 2849751 Emmily has also been on YouTube. She was a panelist on the In My Opinion podcast. Her appearances on the show are linked here, give them a like and a subscribe: Ric James In My Opinion Podcast feat. Emmily Mello. It features dating advice, life experiences, serious subjects like suicide and abortion, and some spicy subjects such as:

With this type of subject matter maybe she would feel at home on the J.A.C.K. Show or Flashcast with her sis to talk about farting or faking orgasms? Uh oh.. I don't think so because one of the serious subjects on the show When 2 Cut Family Ties? seems to have upset Emmily.
View attachment 2840920
Oh dear. Well since you won't be seeing Anna and Emmily together anytime soon, or the TSWG 2022 calendar either, I bring you...
That Star Wars Girl's More Attractive Sister Calendar!













That should hold you over however many extra months it takes to get the Anna TSWG calendar if you are. Personally I think a woman who doesn't have to dress up as some nerd shit in retouched photos to look good is higher quality. On that note Happy New Year 2022 KF, may your posts be high quality too!
Very interesting find. Welcome to the Farms. She's definitely cuter than Anna in my book.
 
In Dirtworm news, prodigal CG son Doug TenNapel launched yet ANOTHER NFT project which sold out in about a week. This time only 2500 NFTS, sold for .025 eth each, bringing this second outing to a rough estimate of about a quarter of a million dollars. https://opensea.io/collection/bored-doodle-punk-club

What will most certainly be described by the anti-Doug crowd as 'stupid cartoon scribbles' seems to be a hit with the NFT market, and making our rich friend even richer.
 
I like the simplicity of that Narwhal image. I can't say I'd like a whole book like that, but I feel like I get what he's going for.

He has a good sense of composition and natural posing, he just can't draw a line if his life depended on it.

'stupid cartoon scribbles'

seems to be a hit with the NFT market

making our rich friend even richer.

The first statement doesn't clash with the other two.
 
What will most certainly be described by the anti-Doug crowd as 'stupid cartoon scribbles' seems to be a hit with the NFT market, and making our rich friend even richer.
It is stupid cartoon scribbles. It's also a very savvy business decision on Doug's part. These opinions are not mutually exclusive.
 
Gotta love that female loyalty. Anna's hotter though, especially since she...enhanced her image. Other sister has a generic quality to her that does nothing for me.
Anna's going to need more enhancing in the next couple of years. She waited a bit too long to start peddling her wares to the simps. Her sis has a turd cutter an order of magnitude better than the one Anna stuffed into that spandex Rogue getup.

I like the simplicity of that Narwhal image. I can't say I'd like a whole book like that, but I feel like I get what he's going for.
He does a really good job of capturing movement. His stuff looks like keyframes of some kind of ugly cartoon. The problem is he can't fucking draw.
 
Tahoe is beautiful today. Stay salty.
Okay, Nevada can annex Tahoe, Yosemite and Death Valley. After that, burn the rest.

If you don't want to watch the whole of YBZ's latest vid (you're not missing much; he just comments on how DC is apparently making characters gay with the regularity of a trash pick-up service), just watch the first 35 seconds and make an assessment of the hopelessly pants-on-head stupid thing he says.

I think he's joking, but who knows. The stereotypes about Marines might be true after all.
 
Okay, Nevada can annex Tahoe, Yosemite and Death Valley. After that, burn the rest.

If you don't want to watch the whole of YBZ's latest vid (you're not missing much; he just comments on how DC is apparently making characters gay with the regularity of a trash pick-up service), just watch the first 35 seconds and make an assessment of the hopelessly pants-on-head stupid thing he says.

I think he's joking, but who knows. The stereotypes about Marines might be true after all.
To all comicbook creatives who barely make ends meet: this guy had a six figure job on IT for years, what is your excuse?

In a bizarre turn of events, YellowFlash 2 and Frog made an appearance on Life with Liam last night. It's timestamped.
Liam every time YF gives any piece of advice:
 
If you don't want to watch the whole of YBZ's latest vid (you're not missing much; he just comments on how DC is apparently making characters gay with the regularity of a trash pick-up service), just watch the first 35 seconds and make an assessment of the hopelessly pants-on-head stupid thing he says.
Holy shit.

The guy is legit retarded where it counts. I'm honestly amazed he hasn't told a story about the time he put diesel in his car because it was cheaper. "Huhuhuh, I just thought it would make the engine loud for a while *cough* huhuhuhuh we used it all the time in Afghanistan and my Kia is way less complicated than a Humvee *cough* so, that was a mistake huhuhuhuh"
 
Holy shit.

The guy is legit retarded where it counts. I'm honestly amazed he hasn't told a story about the time he put diesel in his car because it was cheaper. "Huhuhuh, I just thought it would make the engine loud for a while *cough* huhuhuhuh we used it all the time in Afghanistan and my Kia is way less complicated than a Humvee *cough* so, that was a mistake huhuhuhuh"
You're more likely to hear about him accidentally slipping his dick into some other random woman and behold, another child support judgement.
 
You're more likely to hear about him accidentally slipping his dick into some other random woman and behold, another child support judgement.
"So I was under the impression that men had like a fertility cycle *cough* and could only impregnate women at certain times of the month huhuhuh well, it turns out that that is mostly true but it's WOMEN who have the cycle huhuhuh *cough* so my timing was WAY OFF huhuhuhuh"
 
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