#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Fleetwood said:
EVS doesn't need a thread this is it. Every splinter thread of this one dies because people post on the main thread with the most people watching it. Liam and Dean and Vikki's threads are dead. I still think @Mister Dongs would write an entertaining OP but I haven't mentioned it in a while because it's a foolish waste of time to write about this shit in the first place.
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I don't think he should get a thread for the sole reason that he wants his own thread. It would be a badge of honor for him and validate his new direction away from skilled artist to pro shit-stirrer for money.

WhimsicalTrolli said:
Evs narcissistic mind would mold if you make a splinter thread. He believed he & comicgates are one.
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There is no more Comicsgate. It's over.
 
CG Safe Space said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFBf9UUwqkM

Who are these people? do they like sleepovers? I have dogs!
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LOL, I know that Dr Ben guy, he got soft canceled from a comic book project last year, he was on JDA's stream at some point. He was saying how great it would be if EVS gave him a job. Now he's crying about Rippa and still can't get EVS to notice him.

How did comics go from Frazetta to a bunch of clowns? Just learn to code, have some dignity.
 
That Other Dude's Persona said:
LOL, I know that Dr Ben guy, he got soft canceled from a comic book project last year, he was on JDA's stream at some point. He was saying how great it would be if EVS gave him a job. Now he's crying about Rippa and still can't get EVS to notice him.

How did comics go from Frazetta to a bunch of clowns? Just learn to code, have some dignity.
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Watching these new fags talk about spirit cooking is getting me hard, they are welcomed members of CG.
 
Fascist Kirk said:
we go thru this conversation every 100 pages or so, yes the op is shit and needs to be re-written, yes EVS deserves a thread ....

The question is who is going to be the autist to write it? obviously not @Mister Dongs or you, nor me. so best leave it alone
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If you give me the points, I'll cook something up for you. You're welcome to DM me; problem with long threads like these is I'm not sure what to parse. Plus there's probably peripheral material that needs to be added as well.
 
BAZ from the top rope ROFL
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BAZAnother Eric July reaction channel.
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JahBEZdont be like thatBaz, we need you

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Richie DoopHail @Baz
 
Fascist Kirk said:
@Mister Dongs is the only choice in my opinion, but why do something your good at for free, when you can get paid for it ..... Maybe a crowdfunder for dongs to re-write the
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It's difficult because you have to form an OP that encompasses the early days to something around now, where none of the original people remain. The autism around CG is so dense that it's like dwarf star matter, which Warski has tried to go up against and failed before. Even the basic tenets and theory of what CG is or is about is spread across tens of thousands of hours of low energy hangout streams and zack ranting into his phone in videos that were privated years ago. There's hundreds of characters who came and went, so I guess the proper course would be to write up a string of most important events like the Waid vs Meyer lawsuit, but nobody even talks about Waid anymore, and even Simple Zack is a dim memory at this point. How important was it to someone following CG now?

CG Safe Space said:
Watching these new fags talk about spirit cooking is getting me hard, they are welcomed members of CG.
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Agreed. I like the Brit wearing a skinned clownface and a commissar hat with a totenkopf on it; CG is going to need this kind of energy going into the sektur. Another great contribution from CGUK. The adventures of him and autistic retard woman look like very promising prospects for this thread.
 
Mister Dongs said:
Another great contribution from CGUK.
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Between the chatters, the host and the subject matter, I was having major Commi3 Mark deja vu.

Mister Dongs said:
There's hundreds of characters who came and went, so I guess the proper course would be to write up a string of most important events like the Waid vs Meyer lawsuit, but nobody even talks about Waid anymore, and even Simple Zack is a dim memory at this point. How important was it to someone following CG now?
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Consumer movement -> endless infighting -> trademarked comic book pro retirement home
Even a bulletpoint with a sentence for each major event in these 3 stages would be fine. EVS is the only relevant person the current OP.
 
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That Other Dude's Persona said:
LOL, I know that Dr Ben guy, he got soft canceled from a comic book project last year, he was on JDA's stream at some point. He was saying how great it would be if EVS gave him a job. Now he's crying about Rippa and still can't get EVS to notice him.

How did comics go from Frazetta to a bunch of clowns? Just learn to code, have some dignity.
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Guy is shilling his comic, he is really but hurt..... he is a news paper daily comics guy, not a comics book guy, the art for tabloids is almost a lost art, I remember Farside comics like that, there is money in that type of art if your funny.... poor bastard is running on the fuck eric nigger train, way to increase your value to investers
 
Mister Dongs said:
There's hundreds of characters who came and went, so I guess the proper course would be to write up a string of most important events like the Waid vs Meyer lawsuit, but nobody even talks about Waid anymore, and even Simple Zack is a dim memory at this point. How important was it to someone following CG now?
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I think its almost better to focus on what CG is today and the events of the last couple years. Meyer as a whole doesn't mean anything in terms of CG today. Neither do most of the events in 2017-2022.

I've attempted to write up an early history of CG a couple times, but every time I reach a point where I'm writing stuff that is only going to be interesting to handful of people. And its going to be meaningless to anyone around CG today.

One way to do it is to tell the initial story of how Ethan, Malin, Shane, Cecil, Anna and Mandy got together. And how its been falling apart over the last couple years. A specific focus on the fraud, egotism and hypocracy of the people on that list. The split brain nature of the moment which wanted to be this conservative culture war thing and at the same time be totally degenerate. Focus as well on the collapse of CG as a mass movement over the last couple years.

To make it a useful narrative, the focus has to stay on the big six.

Its worth listing out the names of all the people who were there in the early days who were later revealed to be traitors to CG and Ethan because its such a long list. But not going into specific details.

The interesting narratives are:

- CG is a comics movement that is not about producing comics. Ethan has produced almost nothing in six years. Malin is hiring out his comics. Cecil's artist was a real live cuck. Mandy is trash. Anna is a talentless egotistical THOT. Shane is as weird a degenerate as you could find anywhere else in comics.
- CG wants to be both a "culture war" movement and a degenerate movement at the same time. Cecil, Shane, Mandy and Malin are not fighters in a culture war. They are on the other side. Things like the presence of Witten in CG are worth a mention. So is bringing in Dax, Vito and company.
- The collapse of CG as a mass movement and the gradual departure of everyone aside from the big three.
 
Including Shane Davis in that list is wrong guy showed up 4 years ago riding the gravy train being a degenerate drunk who married a death metal Oriental Mail order bride who wrote a book called star light cats. And Mandy Summers was never in the CG crowd till a year or 2 ago because no other cunt minus ana would.

Ana's boobs are great thanks to Mr Biggens, and his massive cash at auctions .... speaking of auctions when was the las CG auction?
 
Maybe also have a section for interesting/funny but irrelevant shit, like simple zack showing up in that porn and if I remember right Poulter's pegging? also mention Frog blowing dudes behind a wendys.
 
EVS does not merit his own thread because thus far he hasn't yielded any milk himself. Cow material in this thread comes from people adjacent to him but not himself.

It may be funny watching him die of envy because of EJ's success, but he hasn't really lost it on cam. If anything, his attacks are boring.

And yes, tee hee, he'a a homo that sucks dick behind a pizza parlor and has run outta money to fulfill his books, but where are the receipts to prove it?

Until there's something funny to laugh at him... AAANND there's a link to prove it, I really don't see him as worthy of a solo thread.

He may become a bona fide cow in a near future, but in my arrogant opinion that day has not arrived.
 
FluffyJackal said:
EVS does not merit his own thread because thus far he hasn't yielded any milk himself. Cow material in this thread comes from people adjacent to him but not himself.

It may be funny watching him die of envy because of EJ's success, but he hasn't really lost it on cam. If anything, his attacks are boring.

And yes, tee hee, he'a a homo that sucks dick behind a pizza parlor and has run outta money to fulfill his books, but where are the receipts to prove it?

Until there's something funny to laugh at him... AAANND there's a link to prove it, I really don't see him as worthy of a solo thread.

He may become a bona fide cow in a near future, but in my arrogant opinion that day has not arrived.
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He's almost there actually! I'll give it some personal crisis derived from his diminished success to push him into the next level. And/or if any future ex-Mrs. would in theory know where to drop the goods should the need arise...
 
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