I tough you guys were joking about "Simple Zack", but his current shit flinging and mental state put's everything i believed about him into perspective.
I tough he was a culture warrior, criticizing the industry usurpers and trying to take it back or shake it before it was too late. But no, he is a 10 year old. A literal 10 year old in a 50 year old body.
He likes super soldiers and spies and don't like girl jokes because they are icky. And that's it, that is all, nothing else.
- Why he doesn't like the current state of comics? Because there is no good super soldiers anymore.
- Why he doesn't like Mags Vestigio and Waid (the whom hos name is forbidden)? Because they took his super soldiers and turn into icky girl comics.
- Why he doesn't like women in comics? Because they don't create the super soldiers that he likes (if one of the women create a super soldier he likes she will be "one of the good ones")
- Why does he like Furiosa? Because she is a super soldier.
- Why does he like that one comic with a super heroine that could create bubbles of silence? Because she was a super soldier spy.
- Why he created a comic with a back chick with a half shaved head? Because he can fix her type by turning her into a super solder.
- Why he doesn't like cultural critics? Because they don't care about his super soldiers, so he thinks what they like is for children ("movies being usurped? Why do you care? How old are you? I like super soldiers")
- How does he fix Spawn? Turn him into a super soldier.
- How does he saves the comic industry? Creating dozens of series about super soldiers.
EVERYTHING! That is all he does! The fucking guy is a literal NPC, he can't operate outside of his programming, otherwise he will bug out and lash out.
I am really cringing right now, I am cringing that I respected the guy at one point. I am cringing more than remembering the time I sang a love serenade to my preschool teacher when I was 5.