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Just popped my head into Frog's current stream where they're efapping the new Moltie video. I found myself staring at Mike Baron's face intensely and watching his pain and frustration and wishing he could be anywhere else but there with Frog. Felt for him!

Also LOL at Frog trying to lecture Moltie about music, and then cutting to one of his stupid canned noise clips, with those pure shit blasts of cheezoid 90s techno. Keep those cool tips coming @FROG! I've got my notebook out, taking tips from you eagerly.
 
Listen-up e-celeb comic book guys:
  • DO crack it (?) on cam and keep it in frame
  • DO [unintelligible] in a timely manner
He means, you have to crack open the bottle and drink it while keeping it on camera, and then drink the whole bottle in a timely manner. By opening it & breaking the seal on camera, it means that you can't fill the bottle with tea or some other fake non-liquor liquid. He's simply throwing down the gauntlet. Chug that Malt Liquor or GTFO.
 
I still can't figure out if he's really coming on the JACK show next week or if my shitpost detector is broken.
Trolls.


JACK Show


The JACK Show pre-show on Jon Malin's channel featured a stammering, disjointed, painfully inept QRD by Jon.


He's "psychotic" and he's going to "stab us all at some point in our lives", says Jon.


Anna didn't care in the slightest about the entire Steele debacle save for the fleeting 2-seconds she thought it was going to be about her.


Jon's near complete inability to get any traction or even formulate a cogent thought continues


Anna then went on to emasculate Jon as he made both herself and Kelsey increasingly uncomfortable with the exquisitely detailed yet profoundly un-entertaining breakdown of what makes STEELEWORLDWIDE tick.
"The obsession is real"


At that point I gave up on chopping the stream as in the absence of Frog to bring the bantz, the rest of them just continued to play(?) dumb for the remainder of this stream and during the JACK Show itself, but above are the early, relevant clips anyway.


STEELEWORLDWIDE's 2nd Comic Book Nerd Video


After a day to recover from his, umm, illness, Ethan regroups with half the JACK Show incl. Jon and Anna as well as a captive Mike Baron to address STEELEWORLDWIDE and crystalize what it all means for the group since a Frog-less Thursday amounted to a rudderless Thursday, with nothing advanced on this issue. The Malt Liquor video efaping begins at aprox. 59-minutes.

After a brief intro, Anna gets it first at aprox 1hr 5min. Though she was not on cam for the stream, one gets the sense of her sliding off the edge of her chair at the prospect of a male (a) exhibiting masculine traits (albeit dysfunctional ones) while (b) treating her like shit. Ethan then interrupts Anna's entirely baseless and unconfirmed shlick with some deferential simping until Jon interrupts Ethan's deferential simping with diving headfirst into Retarded Takes on Steele: Volume II: Conspiracy Theory Edition, which Ethan puts an abrupt stop to. Anna was mostly spared further sexual arousal humiliation as I believe some of Steele's comments may have been skipped-through by Ethan.

Next to get it is Cecil at around 1:10:25 with a quick "fuck you", heartfelt. There's then some confusion about Cecil, which Jon makes clear as mud. As mentioned by @Pilule Noire above, the viewer is then made to feel Mike Baron's crushing pain and regret over needing to know any of his, an indignity leading to what could be described as the sort of forlorn sadness and distraught confusion expressed by Brooks just before he hangs himself. Ethan gets shit on at 1:12:00 which is met by Frog with talk of his, umm, illness and more cope but not cracking a 40 oh-zee in frame and enjoying in a timely manner.

In an unsurprising plot twist, Anna gets simped on by Trent Steele at around 1:14:30. Whether this is because the booze is taking hold or if he's suddenly squinting (or not squinting) is unclear. Deranged Witten, being the easier target, gets the brunt of his ire towards women from this point forward. Mr. Steele then reiterates his utter disdain for comic books nerds at around 1hr and 19min, which Ethan "Like Fire Tonight" Van Sciver responds to by attacking Mr. Steele's taste in music. The topic is then closed out by Ethan hilariously suggesting they find "Fat Reggie", Mr. Steele's supposed nemesis, to "find out what's up", thus strongly suggesting that they've all learned exactly nothing from this or else a do-over and redemption is what Ethan is after. Who knows?

Your pain is our pain, Mike Baron.
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Now that Steele has taken another go and may do so again, I suppose JACK Show / Frog may yet come at this with more vim and vigor. After all, Cecil has still been absent from the proceedings with EVS present as well so the "storyline" is still evolving. But evolving to what? Steele seemed to be quite enchanted with Anna and her big dumb plastic bimbo tits (perfectly understandable) and not much new ground was really covered so perhaps this will instead lead to détente. Either way, it's all but a work at this point. The numbers are in and if we've learned anything from Mr. Steele, it's that men lie, women like, but the numbers don't.


Misc​


In other news, relations between FNT and CG went from freezing, to 33-degrees then back down to freezing as on last night's FNT (somewhere... in there...) Jeremy from Geeks Plus Gamers made exceedingly slight mention of CG as "independent creators" worth recognizing (while Gary pretended to be distracted). But the brief and subtle thawing of relations was short-lived as Gary then closed-out the stream by replacing his innocuously wholesome "Not all who wander..." catchphrase with a return of his I'm-not-mad-at-all slogan "not a zero among them" [insert psychotic stare]. Not sure if he's always been doing this as it's been a long while since I had actually sat through the entirety of any of the many cringe-inducing, disingenuous, superchat-harvesting-on-the-backs-of-the-disaffected-demoralized-and-lonely streams he hosts. If it's unusual, this may be in response to EVS having started a rival stream on Friday night (the above-mentioned STEELEWORLDWIDE efapping), kicking it off with a return of one of the now-deleted-from-the-net Deadwood Dale classic "George!" videos. This anti-ecumenical approach by Frog will of course be dropped by tomorrow as he decides to again shift gears and go in another direction / focus on something else / eschew drama with his channel.

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@Ike Aim you missed the part about Ethan asking Baron for malt liquor recommendations. Baron brings up a time, "decades" ago, about doing a lot of blow and how you have to drink while you do it. That they usually drank vodka. Then finally saying he can't in good conscience recommend any malt liquor. Pushed by Ethan, he then list off a shit ton of brands of malt liquor.
 
NewCecil strikes again, the Mike Baron Edition


0:00: Mike Baron and Grandpa Simpson
3:38: Sauce review (because why not)
6:42: Apology to Mike Baron
7:29: Apology taken back
8:05: Mike Baron should be locked up for stealing (too many nukes to type, damn)
9:02: Another sauce review and more Baron insults
10:33: Good fucking sauce!
11:30: Fat Reggie backstory (he's perilous, claims to have long money but can't afford Snap-On)
13:48: Fuck you Fat Reggie (Canadian claiming to be an American)
14:35: Message for all the new viewers
15:30: Apology to Mike Baron again
16:28: Apology taken back again
18:52: Conclusion (we never landed on the moon, can't break thru the dome dawg)


Solid content. This man has come out of nowhere to deliver us a master class in trollish devastation. He even changed up the music selection for you Frog.


Is that a vspyzz or whatever the fuck Frog's villains are called?
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Yeah I think we're supposed to notice this
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NewCecil strikes again


0:00: Mike Baron
3:38: Sauce review (because why not)
6:42: Apology to Mike Baron
7:29: Apology taken back (dropping straight facts)





Is that a vspyzz or whatever the fuck Frog's enemies are called?
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Yeah, I think we're supposed to notice this
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Jon said on the stream last night that Steele's props and music all have a meaning behind them. I didn't think anything about it because Jon made the observation. After seeing this, maybe Jon was right and also the saying about even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
 
Jon said on the stream last night that Steele's props and music all have a meaning behind them. I didn't think anything about it because Jon made the observation. After seeing this, maybe Jon was right and also the saying about even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
He could've dropped the mic after the Grandpa Simpson clip and that was only a few minutes in. But no.

"Hey Mike Baron 'oh I'm highly educated. I read books'. Yeah well you bleed the same blood I bleed Mike Baron. Don't get it twisted. Living off your fame from making a comic book back in the 40's like Steamboat Mickey."

I suspect Mike Baron may have offended this gentleman.
 
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Better a molt licker than a frog licker. :shit-eating:

I suspect Mike Baron may have offended this gentleman.

Mike turned Trents "who are these nobodies?" trolling right back on him without even trying. :semperfidelis: In his honor and in sympathy for having to sit in on a livestream with all those nobodies I think I'll go ahead and buy that Nexus vol 2.
 
But the brief and subtle thawing of relations was short-lived as Gary then closed-out the stream by replacing his innocuously wholesome "Not all who wander..." catchphrase with a return of his I'm-not-mad-at-all slogan "not a zero among them" [insert psychotic stare].
This was hilarious given that the whole episode was to make fun of G4's pronoun witch not being able to take internet insults.

I've seen Gary near break down when hearing people prefer Last Crusade over Lost Ark. I've seen AZ squeal like pig for 5 minutes because someone in his chat solved a Witcher puzzle before him. That crew is the last one that should preach for internet composure.
 
Mike turned Trents "who are these nobodies?" trolling right back on him without even trying. :semperfidelis: In his honor and in sympathy for having to sit in on a livestream with all those nobodies I think I'll go ahead and buy that Nexus vol 2.

Mike Baron at the end of Frog's stream talking about how he only drank malt liquor when he got thirsty from snorting lines of coke all night back in the 80s really puts his pained listening to a panel of fellow comic book nerds trying to figure out what "malt liquor" is in clear relief.





Cash Grab Update:

Brittany Venti made her debut appearance on the latest episode of the JACK Show, which took the form of giving the panel a grueling five crash course on ancient chan-culture and things like HWNDU (Frog apparently gave Jon Malin a brief but incomplete explanation) and "loli". As the above clip shows (recounting Venti's getting into a fight with some antifa tranny on what's referred to as the 'Mayday Protests'), Cecil is still clearly in the doghouse after the Nashville Trump Touch incident; backers should expect Cash Grab to be delayed an additional two months as Cecil starts budgeting for additional flights to California.
 
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Mike Baron at the end of Frog's stream talking about how he only drank malt liquor when he got thirsty from snorting lines of coke all night back in the 80s really puts his pained listening to a panel of fellow comic book nerds trying to figure out what "malt liquor" is in clear relief.



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Cash Grab Update:

Brittany Venti made her debut appearance on the latest episode of the JACK Show, which took the form of giving the panel a grueling five crash course on ancient chan-culture and things like HWNDU (Frog apparently gave Jon Malin a brief but incomplete explanation) and "loli". As the above clip shows (recounting Venti's getting into a fight with some antifa tranny on what's referred to as the 'Mayday Protests'), Cecil is still clearly in the doghouse after the Nashville Trump Touch incident; backers should expect Cash Grab to be delayed an additional two months as Cecil starts budgeting for additional flights to California.
"It's the thought that counts Cecil"

It's no secret I find Cecil more amusing than most people in this thread do. That said, even I have my limits, and there's nothing more satisfying that watching this spineless douchebag get low key roasted by the thots he's spend so much time and effort surrounding himself with.
After two years of tired Oxmaul impressions, the horrendously late book, the advocation of thot culture, the train wreck CG outreach misreads and the narcissistic "I'll make you a star" bullshit, I'm finally able to say this without any reservations whatsoever: Fuck Cecil. Dude needs to clean up his act, yesterday.
I await the inevitable downfall arc in which high status CG'ers realize CashGrab is a literal cashgrab and work double time to distance themselves from this overexposed merit vampire. Or they'll just continue to support him ad infinitum and crash the entire movement on his behalf. I really don't care at this point.
 
I think you guys are missing the forest for the trees: the answer that makes the most sense is that Cecil is also a trust fund baby like Preston, which is why he was able to sus out Poulter's financial arrangement so quickly.

This is very, very possible. The only thing that gives me pause is that this explanation doesn't explain Frog's vague allusions to Cecil having some kind of prolific career IRL.
Frog once said something along the lines of "if you guys knew what Cecil really did you wouldn't be worried about the money you spent on Cashgrab."
To be fair, this could be interpreted a few ways. Frog could be saying "Cecil is so rich he wouldn't bother stealing from you guys", but I interpreted it as "Cecil knows how to handle money and he won't mishandle yours."
Come to think of it, Cecil has gone on some incredibly venomous rants about trust fund kids and his disdain for them. Once again, this could be interpreted several ways.
Either he's tired of working with them, or he's coping with some Hitler-tier self loathing. We're talking about a man who refers to his own genitalia as a "handful of fucking garbage" so anything's possible.

Anna knows. Too bad Frog didn't.


 
@Ike Aim you missed the part about Ethan asking Baron for malt liquor recommendations.
Mike Baron at the end of Frog's stream talking about how he only drank malt liquor when he got thirsty from snorting lines of coke all night back in the 80s really puts his pained listening to a panel of fellow comic book nerds trying to figure out what "malt liquor" is in clear relief.
fml. very regrettable oversight.

"You feel like roadkill lying in the middle of the desert and you wonder how did I get here?"
We know, Mike. We know.

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"I can't drink because it keeps me up at night."
The Fear. We know about that, too. Sage wisdom.
 
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