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You guys are all speculating endlessly while I'm out hosting tennis podcasts that have 40,000 subs and writing a novel. There's no cutting going on except for the JDA haters cutting themselves cuz my platform keeps growing and my life keeps being awesome.

Oh, I also have a great bocce tournament tonight at the country club. Here's the menu:

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You see why I'm not worried.
Tennis fans love pedos, sounds perfect for your audience.

Good luck on your country club waitress gig (weird flex though). Hope you get a lot of tips!
 
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You guys are all speculating endlessly while I'm out hosting tennis podcasts that have 40,000 subs and writing a novel. There's no cutting going on except for the JDA haters cutting themselves cuz my platform keeps growing and my life keeps being awesome.

Oh, I also have a great bocce tournament tonight at the country club. Here's the menu:

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You see why I'm not worried.
That's fine, but that's not what we're saying.
What we are saying is associating with shitheads like Vito will be detrimental to you in the long run.
But, hey! You do you.
 
You guys are all speculating endlessly while I'm out hosting tennis podcasts that have 40,000 subs and writing a novel. There's no cutting going on except for the JDA haters cutting themselves cuz my platform keeps growing and my life keeps being awesome.

Oh, I also have a great bocce tournament tonight at the country club. Here's the menu:

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You see why I'm not worried.
People need to stop giving you good advice. You're unworthy of their generosity.
 
Fuck it. Let him platform Vito. We can laugh at the fallout that ensues afterwards or we can laugh at him if Vito turns down his offer.
That outcome would be a blessing for Jon. Considering the alternative is actually having Vito on.

my platform keeps growing and my life keeps being awesome.
Wait.
 
Remember when Ro chimped out and told Null we were plotting to kill him or something equally as stupid. If Vito ends up doing something hilarious like that then I can see promise here.
Yeah, and when Null told him to fuck off, he contacted 1776 Hosting... which also Null owns. So Null told him to fuck off again.

Classic.

The thing is Vito, presumably unlike Ro, doesn't want to shut down negative attention. He craves it. Any attention is good in his book. He's doing the whole "virtuous pedophile" shit, where he admits to wanting to stick his mircopenis in little kids, and then goes "nyah, nyah, as long as I'd do it actually do it, I'm not breaking the law!". I imagine prison is the only real consequence he wants to avoid.

The problem is I can't imagine anyone with more than two functioning brain cells wanting to platform such a disgusting piece of shit, and expecting it won't cause pretty severe reputational harm for the host/supporter.

I guess maybe that should teach me something about JDA here.
 
I will simply reiterate that I think JDA should pull his head out of his ass before he makes a big mistake.
Telling
That outcome would be a blessing for Jon.
JDA
Here's a hint Jon:
Who to associate with
The problem is I can't imagine anyone with more than two functioning brain cells wanting to platform such a disgusting piece of shit, and expecting it won't cause pretty severe reputational harm for the host/supporter.

I guess maybe that should teach me something about JDA here.
worked out great for @VIkkiVerse ;)
Good luck with that @Captain Manning
 
You guys are all speculating endlessly while I'm out hosting tennis podcasts that have 40,000 subs and writing a novel. There's no cutting going on except for the JDA haters cutting themselves cuz my platform keeps growing and my life keeps being awesome.

Oh, I also have a great bocce tournament tonight at the country club. Here's the menu:

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You see why I'm not worried.
Guaranteed to make you even rounder, Jon! I hope Slider-man goes all the way with a four-figure Vito campaign until Louis Theroux tracks him down for a documentary on the perversions of Comicsgayed and he has to explain that "self-admitted pedophile" really means cool boomer edgelord.
 
In other news…

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That Sciverfrog would make a joke out of his own fulfillment, which itself is a stale joke wrapped in the joke of a repackaged Van Sciver self-insert in which he is is extremely late and hermaphroditic. At the very minimum, we're talking about having zero respect for his piggies. I'm interested to see how far he can take it before he gets btfo by his own.
 
@COMMI3 MARK did a 20 minute video recap of the JDA vs. Liam situation.

He flings shit on everybody. Which probably makes it one of the funnier and most fair CG-related videos I've seen in a while.


BONUS:

Local Archive! Because anything concerning Liam is in danger of being struck down.



worked out great for @VIkkiVerse ;)
Good luck with that @Captain Manning
I am 100% confident that @TheCosmicWarrior knows I'm doing it out of genuine concern and a sense of abject horror, rather than animus.

But like several people here (to include JDA himself) have pointed out, I probably needn't waste my time. He'll do what he wants, and the consequences (whatever they are) will be his to bear.
 
@COMMI3 MARK did a 20 minute video recap of the JDA vs. Liam situation.

He flings shit on everybody. Which probably makes it one of the funnier and most fair CG-related videos I've seen in a while.


BONUS:

Local Archive! Because anything concerning Liam is in danger of being struck down.

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I am 100% confident that @TheCosmicWarrior knows I'm doing it out of genuine concern and a sense of abject horror, rather than animus.

But like several people here (to include JDA himself) have pointed out, I probably needn't waste my time. He'll do what he wants, and the consequences (whatever they are) will be his to bear.

This video was a lot less autistic than I thought it would be, good job Commie Mark. It still is very autistic. More Liam content please he's a content king.

I hope JDA gives his head a shake. The Vitophile is a flaggot who proudly fucked a tranny and defended that Cuties film on Netflix. More importantly he's just kind of an unfunny attention whore. Ditto for the Vitophiles friend, Mr Girl. Who can forget his buddies rap song "I'm a pedophile"? Oh looks like it got taken down from YouTube. Looks like "I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want" is still up:

I wonder if he'll follow through with the campaign if he can't get Ethan to promote it? I don't think he'd have enough left over to pay for the script writer or the artist if he can only grift from smaller CG streamers. Hopefully he gets diabetes.

It was so great reading about Coach Red Pill, the thread really went off a cliff when JDA said he was going to have the Vitophile on.

Someone please get Coach Red Pill to crowdfund a comic version of Wilshire Boulevard or a comic adaptation of the Chilean film he directed in the 90's. Hilarious how Coach Red Pill called Ethan a kike because he didn't shill his indiegogo 30 minutes after he asked. I think that book never came out, I heard that Rekieta and Godwinson were sent special copies but Coach Red Pill really didn't like the negative feedback he got, according to Rekieta. Godwinson said he googled and found out that what he'd been sent was actually someone elses story that was freely available online which involved a gun being inserted into an orifice. Either way, only top tier stuff from Coach Red Pill. We need more Coach Red Pills in this world and less Vitophiles.
 
This video was a lot less autistic than I thought it would be, good job Commie Mark. It still is very autistic. More Liam content please he's a content king.

I hope JDA gives his head a shake. The Vitophile is a flaggot who proudly fucked a tranny and defended that Cuties film on Netflix. More importantly he's just kind of an unfunny attention whore. Ditto for the Vitophiles friend, Mr Girl. Who can forget his buddies rap song "I'm a pedophile"? Oh looks like it got taken down from YouTube. Looks like "I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want" is still up:

I wonder if he'll follow through with the campaign if he can't get Ethan to promote it? I don't think he'd have enough left over to pay for the script writer or the artist if he can only grift from smaller CG streamers. Hopefully he gets diabetes.

It was so great reading about Coach Red Pill, the thread really went off a cliff when JDA said he was going to have the Vitophile on.

Someone please get Coach Red Pill to crowdfund a comic version of Wilshire Boulevard or a comic adaptation of the Chilean film he directed in the 90's. Hilarious how Coach Red Pill called Ethan a kike because he didn't shill his indiegogo 30 minutes after he asked. I think that book never came out, I heard that Rekieta and Godwinson were sent special copies but Coach Red Pill really didn't like the negative feedback he got, according to Rekieta. Godwinson said he googled and found out that what he'd been sent was actually someone elses story that was freely available online which involved a gun being inserted into an orifice. Either way, only top tier stuff from Coach Red Pill. We need more Coach Red Pills in this world and less Vitophiles.
Coach Red Pill is currently in Kharkiv Ukraine hiding from Nazis who want to kill him while livestream-simping for Putin (and baiting for superchats). I did not make that up.
 
Quick recap:


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After 4 years of larping as a gay tranny to avoid having his twitter flaggotized by Renfamous and her cronies, original Comicsgater as well as Iron Sights and Abductables artist Ibai Canales has decided to cast aside his alter ego once and for all. To hear the story in Ibai's own words, at first it was just an honest and wholesome plot to flag down renfamous and other SJWs for transphobia but he got in to the gimmick to deep too deep; he lost track of where Ibai ended and the waifu tranny began. Sort of like the plot from Donnie Brasco, except it involves catfishing online instead of pretending to be a mobster. The final tweet where he apologizes to the people he "befriended as Jez" makes one wonder just how far and deep Ibai went with is cover to avoid getting his twitter flagged.

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Comicsgate Financial Report - March 2022

Collectively, CG grossed $466,906 in the month of March 2022, very close the $476,4477 raised in March of 2021 and doing so without the multiple simultaneous Frog campaigns that 2021 entered with - indicating overall growth in Comicsgate. At this point in 2021, CG had raised $1.176M over the year so far; CG has raised $1.197M, a negligible difference and a strong sign that the decline in CG crowdfunded that happened between 2020 and 2021 has stopped as many of the overall much more reliable new crop of creators that were introduced in 2021 have returned to launch new campaigns.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the delayed return of ThatUmbrellaGuy and his self-insert comic the Hunt for the Littlest Umbrella was the highest grossing campaign in March and according to Backertracker looks to be on course to be making around the same that his last crowdfund made. One new arrival this month Ascendant Comics with Star-Spangled Squadron, another nostalgic, assertively patriotic superhero team throwback not unlike last month's Truth Justice American Way by Gabe Eltaeb (memorably blacklisted as a colorist from DC Comics for leaking the homosexual Superman storyline to Frog and his youtube show). It'd be difficult to tell the two comics apart at all except for Ascendant Comics' notable addition of a BDSM-themed superheroine named Stiletto in their tribute to classic superhero storytelling and pro-America values. So far Ascendant Comics looks to be on their way to surpassing Eltaeb's comic without so much as a single CG livestream tour, the appeal to coomers appears to have been a wise one.


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After that is Ya Boi Zack and his 22-pager Mind Your Business, barely scraping past Mandy Summers' Gemshock #1 (best described as "Shiny Witchblade")


Name​
Creator​
Backers​
Total Funds​
Monthly Gain​
Hunt the Littlest Umbrella​
That Umbrella Guy​
933​
$73,600.00​
$73,600.00​
GRAVEYARD SHIFT VOL IV​
Jon Malin​
1981​
$164,025.00​
$38,590.00​
Star-Spangled Squadron​
Ascendant Comics LLC​
343​
$37,300.00​
$37,300.00​
MIND YOUR BUSINESS​
Richard Meyer​
824​
$28,750.00​
$28,750.00​
GEMSHOCK ISSUE #1​
Mandy Summers​
413​
$27,175.00​
$27,175.00​
GIANT-SIZE TWO-FISTED MANLY TALES​
Graham Nolan​
1178​
$107,925.00​
$26,720.00​
TRUTH JUSTICE AMERICAN WAY​
Gabe Eltaeb​
777​
$49,490.00​
$21,440.00​
Johnny Phantasm: Extreme 93'!​
Patrick Thomas Parnell​
585​
$56,601.20​
$20,687.34​
Nosferatu​
Narwhal​
772​
$39,600.00​
$13,890.00​
TERROR IN THE TRENCHES VOL. 1​
Von Klaus​
909​
$55,440.00​
$13,380.00​
PERFECT 10 issue 3 and CROSSWORLDS​
Dave Brink​
195​
$11,963.52​
$11,963.52​
Rich Ayala's ROACH BALLS #1​
Rich Ayala​
251​
$11,460.00​
$11,460.00​
Alterna Comics SPRING 2022 Pre-Orders​
Alterna Comics​
284​
$9,500.00​
$9,500.00​
Norah's Saga, Season One: Song of the Fossegrim​
Allegiance Arts​
821​
$57,960.00​
$6,085.00​
BLACK & WHITE VOL 2 -- MAN VS MACHINE​
Art Thibert​
1256​
$103,680.00​
$5,920.00​
CYBERFROG: BLOODHONEY BOX!​
Ethan Van Sciver​
2137​
$244,440.00​
$5,370.00​
WRAITH OF GOD​
Aaron Lopresti​
2099​
$128,250.00​
$5,200.00​
Black Owl Book I​
Mark Poulton​
215​
$12,790.00​
$4,970.00​
FORSAKEN GODS 2​
Esoteric Skull​
229​
$9,400.00​
$4,920.00​
 
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