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Simple Zack DOES NOT have time to work on fulfilling his late comics but he DOES have time to make a 40 minute cope video YET AGAIN trying to convince people that crowdfunded comics being late is all part of the "fun" of the process while at the same time coming to the big-brain genius conclusion that the negative reaction to his most recent comic was because... he delivered it early? 🤔

LATE ISN'T GREAT- Reducing Crowdfunding To Ordering From Amazon RUINS Everything Great About It

(I've downloaded the video in case he deletes it.)

And he also DOES have time to DFE 20 million views worth of videos from his channel...

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Comics MATTER w/Ya Boi Zack Socialblade

Holy shit - what a fucking retarded retard!!! 🤪🤣
It tickles me to no end that the CHANCE of being held to account for late comics is so personally offending and panicking Zack. This isn't working how he thinks it is. It's exposing just how seriously he doesn't take this gig.
 
Before JDA comes back to flex on us with the receipts for his latest rosewater enema or whatever,



Frog put out a few livestreams recently.



Comicsgate Kings this week opened with such scintillating topics like Mike Baron's water bill ($43.61, which Baron is outraged by) and Billy Tucci "regaling" the audience with longwinded stories about his various old man infirmities like how he hurt his thumb last week and how one time he got bit on the face by a spider when vacationing in Mexico. It required the application of a steroid-laced ointment. Frog talked about some food he ate the other day and then tweeted pictures of and watching a Chris Rock set, describing it only as "too liberal". The overall atmosphere of grim death, already pervasive with the elderly CG Kings crew, was only enhanced by the morbid topics tabled for discussion by Frog - news about desiccated mummies and Marvel removing the Stan Lee death tribute for the Netflix Luke Cage series.

Suffice it to say, none of our enfeebled heroes were ready for the greatest threat to the ensemble since it's inception: a telegenic high energy asian woman. Irene Strychalski was quickly noticed in the chat by Frog, who described her as "our most requested guest on this show", as superchats from her many admirers already began to roll in to put her on. The panel already maxed out at 10 guests, it was decided that CG King Andy Smith would be called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice to make room for Irene and was tossed the fuck out.

Both fans and panelists alike were delighted at the addition of teenage squeals and giggles by the quickly fast-tracked "Comicsgate King" Irene, applauding her brave and stunning take of yelling at a tiktok video of some woman fake-crying over being scared of a bug. With the notable exception of Shane Davis, who visibly grimaced and squirmed in his chair at the sight of the Fiendish author, no doubt over some alcohol-fueled social and/or marital transgression made over a now privated livestream. Invigorated, the audience proceeded to superchat hundreds of dollars to get the panel to start drink shot after shot and lauding Irene as even betterer than Anna as the subject of their simple affections. Modestly, Irene giggled and said she'd never do anything to her bestie Anna in response to Jon Malin and Dale Keown's goading. Sadly, the CG Kings couldn't hold on to their super chat liquor like they used to and Frog quickly loaded two 2 hours of clips until the show was taken down for Youtube policy violations. An aptly named stream if ever there was one.



The next stream, "The Next DC COMICS/WARNER MEDIA Bloodbath is COMING" was a discussion between Frog and TUG of the upcoming Time-Warner / Discovery merger, framing the the inevitable removal of redundant and superfluous positions in the face of the merger between the two multinational global media conglomerates with the old refrain of "get woke go broke" and that the long-awaited comeuppance upon the SJWs will happen any day now. TUG was content to let Frog carry the stream and wait for the opportunity to shill his comic. Somehow this was the only stream to be set to unlisted.

After unlisting the previous entr, Frog had another try at the same topic, "WARNER MEDIA PURGES SJWs! Furry Convention FILTH!", unburdened by the dead weight of TUG and the obligatory shilling of his self-insert comic before TUG disavows Comicsgate again once the check clears TUG no doubt repays loyalty in kind, with the bonus topic of a disastrous ABDL furry convention.



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Pops van Zant, aka "Grandpa Comics" aka Ryan Niswander has launched his crowdfunding campaign Enter The CRoMniVerse: Anthology Vol #1, a 90+ page anthology dedicated to CRoM, the green mascot of the Madness Comics publishing line (this being said line's debut issue) described as a "literal internet troll", brought to life by a who's who of literal whos like DarkGift Comics, Vic King, Hex Allen and Doc Blaylock. Will it meet its fixed $8000 funding goal? Almost certainly not, but we'll always have this lovely depiction of what I call "Shrekfamous" by Shae the Red to remember the campaign by.


Simple Zack decided to make a video about how turning crowdfunding into Amazon is going to kill everything good about crowdfunding. This video was mainly a response to getting backlash for commenting on a Douglas Ernst tweet.

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Douglas Ernst seems to have taken exception to Greatest Ally Zack's seething "question" about what would these fancy-pants on time people also have to offer if they didn't have that. So much so that he forgoed his usual livestream fare of shouting out his collaborators, exchanging pleasantries with Captain Cummings and Comic Book Hut and revisiting the Allegiance Arts Screwjob of '19 to verbally brutalize Richard for an hour and a half. Given the scope and vitriol, I suspect that Ernst has been "wishing a Zack would" for quite some time now.


A sound thrashing of Meyer's mindset, from his laziness in refusing to engage potential customers anywhere beyond ranting into his cheap phone in his apartment, about how even the Ya Boy Zack commentators are siding with Ernst. He even dropped a vital piece of information of when he and Meyer stopped talking in the first place (which if nothing else, @Absurdity might find interesting):




I can't say whether this stream was effective or not (I had no idea Doug could be so entertaining), but it did beat Richard C Meyer into privating or deleting 20 million views worth of videos as well as releasing an unprecedented 40 minute cope stream, amounting to Meyer sagely explaining to his betters that rapid fulfillment is bad because Zack finds it "boring" (because really business is about what Richard personally finds emotionally fulfilling) and that crowdfunding done correctly is actually about shifting all the risk to investors. Two things I'm sure any customer would be no doubt overjoyed to hear.


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Ernst seems to have had his own thoughts on the video.
 
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(I cant quote @Mister Dongs for some reason)
He even dropped a vital piece of information of when he and Meyer stopped talking in the first place (which if nothing else, @Absurdity might find interesting):
Im not gonna totally believe this with out any receipts and hindsight is 20/20. But if this is true, was Ernst really wrong? I honestly dont think Zack or @FROG used the lawsuit for YouTube views(Zack said he decided to go through with the lawsuit when he heard Waid had pushed Peter Simeti to contemplate suicide), but I think there were people who did use it for views. I think there were a lot of people that didnt give a shit about Zack, but wanted to "stick it to the SJWs" by only donating $10 or $20 and assuming none of the risk of losing(maybe thats why he is all gung-ho about investors assuming the risk when it comes to crowdfunding). The only winners in the lawsuit were the lawyers and I think it pushed Zack to the breaking point. Again, hindsight=20/20. I do wonder if Zack asked Ernst for advice or did Ernst give it to Zack unsolicited. I can understand how the latter would have pissed Zack off enough to not talk with Ernst again. Its one thing to be honest to someone if they ask for advice, its another to just give honest advice to someone who never asked, especially if you have the nasally know-it-all voice that Ernst has.
 
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I am continuing to track "Earth's Best Entertainment" as he drives over the cliff (possibly literally) to going FULL Comicsgate. Watch out haters! (that's you guys)
He has started a nightly livestream series on a second channel while driving on his commute. Can't wait till he gets pulled over by the cops on a livestream. Praise Jesus! Bless you officer. What am I doing? I'm just making a comicsgate video! They aren't racist or anything, nevermind those Jon Malin N-Bomb compilations.
Another thing I caught in this stream WOKE OREOS. I guess this is the next outrage thing so here is the first video I found on the subject, by Anti-SJW turned Breadtuber Hunter Avallone. (youtube fandom wiki) He explains why the Quartering cares passionately about cookies and what dangers this poses to society.
 
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I am continuing to track "Earth's Best Entertainment" as he drives over the cliff (possibly literally) to going FULL Comicsgate. Watch out haters! (that's you guys)
He has started a nightly livestream series on a second channel while driving on his commute. Can't wait till he gets pulled over by the cops on a livestream. Praise Jesus! Bless you officer. What am I doing? I'm just making a comicsgate video! They aren't racist or anything, nevermind those Jon Malin N-Bomb compilations.
Another thing I caught in this stream WOKE OREOS. I guess this is the next outrage thing so here is the first video I found on the subject, by Anti-SJW turned Breadtuber Hunter Avallone. (youtube fandom wiki) He explains why the Quartering cares passionately about cookies and what dangers this poses to society.
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The next generation of CG creators/YouTubers looks promising! For us at least, not for CG.
"Leave our cookies alone! Stop making our cookies gay!"
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He takes a break for his sponsor, which is the big guy upstairs. This guy really has potential. I am tempted to buy his book and review it here.Earths Best Friends.png
 
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The next generation of CG creators/YouTubers looks promising! For us at least, not for CG.
"Leave our cookies alone! Stop making our cookies gay!"
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He takes a break for his sponsor, which is the big guy upstairs. This guy really has potential. I am tempted to buy his book and review it here.
You can get a free PDF by signing up for a newsletter unless you want to review the paper stock. www.earthsbestfriends.co
Also looks like he already made friends with Vic King so we will be seeing him in and around slumtown CG very soon.
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It's not a hot dog store, haters. It's a opportunity to invest in the success of a hot dog store. Hot dogs are not necessarily part of the business plan. Checkmate.

Of course, the remaining simps in the comment section are enthralled by this 4D chess move. SJWs BTFO.

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@Mister Dongs You know me too well! Our very own Doug E Fresh was patient zero of the Great UnZackening. Who'da thunk it? I have to admit, I really wanted to see Waid take a legal L so I definitely would have disagreed with Doug back then, but to let that be the reason to cut ties is egomaniacal. Guess we all should have listened. His actions have proven he's got great judgement even if you don't care for his books, though I can vouch for the professional quality of the end products. Doug remains one of the very few guys with some sort of integrity in the biz and you have to respect that. Possibly the only adult in the mix who doesn't need a squadron of spergs or self therapy head pat sessions to get through life's challenges.
 
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I am continuing to track "Earth's Best Entertainment" as he drives over the cliff (possibly literally) to going FULL Comicsgate. Watch out haters! (that's you guys)
He has started a nightly livestream series on a second channel while driving on his commute. Can't wait till he gets pulled over by the cops on a livestream. Praise Jesus! Bless you officer. What am I doing? I'm just making a comicsgate video! They aren't racist or anything, nevermind those Jon Malin N-Bomb compilations.
Another thing I caught in this stream WOKE OREOS. I guess this is the next outrage thing so here is the first video I found on the subject, by Anti-SJW turned Breadtuber Hunter Avallone. (youtube fandom wiki) He explains why the Quartering cares passionately about cookies and what dangers this poses to society.

This guy followed one of my accounts (he apparently literally follows just about everyone on earth) and I was like, oh god, the farms got out in front of him and I now I'm weirded the fuck out.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWmCAf9new&t=1727s
Simple Zack decided to make a video about how turning crowdfunding into Amazon is going to kill everything good about crowdfunding. This video was mainly a response to getting backlash for commenting on a Douglas Ernst tweet.

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I didnt get all of what the simple one said because I just cant focus long enough on a Zack video anymore, but was able to pick a few things up.
Amazon isnt as good or fun anymore because you dont have to wait a week to get what your ordered, now it only takes a day or 2.
Crowdfunding is better because of stretch goals. People love those cheap stickers and bookmarks.
Transitioning from the crowdfunding method to the Ernst method will:
1) Not allow younger creators to make comics because they cant financially afford it
2) Established indie comic creators will only be able to make established titles, like Jawbreakers and not be able to do other titles like Pandemic or Rock n Roll Ninja.
Like I said there is probably more, but I just cant focus long enough on a Zack video. I do want to know how only 1 current creator in the CG sphere of crowdfunding comics not doing crowdfunding and having a "Amazon" like business is going to destroy crowdfunded comics.
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Maybe I am late to the party, but hi Doug. And yes you are correct, Zach is basically failed now, especially his recent comments completely renouncing his 'hot dog stand' analogy and where he is now promising 'investing in the future of hot dog stands.' Yea ok Zach.
 
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Maybe I am late to the party, but hi Doug. And yes you are correct, Zach is basically failed now, especially his recent comments completely renouncing his 'hot dog stand' analogy and where he is now promising 'investing in the future of hot dog stands.' Yea ok Zach.
I am flattered that you think I am Doug, but I got the screen shots from Doug's twitter.
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It's not a hot dog store, haters. It's a opportunity to invest in the success of a hot dog store. Hot dogs are not necessarily part of the business plan. Checkmate.

Of course, the remaining simps in the comment section are enthralled by this 4D chess move. SJWs BTFO.

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We're simply not on Zack's level. He is selling super deluxe arthouse hotdogs under a bisexually lit stand, but while you're waiting months for the privilege of one man's hotdog he has figured out how to bottle and sell the hotdog water. Now that he's retiring, he might just be the CG equivalent of Belle Delphine.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWmCAf9new&t=1727s
Simple Zack decided to make a video about how turning crowdfunding into Amazon is going to kill everything good about crowdfunding. This video was mainly a response to getting backlash for commenting on a Douglas Ernst tweet.

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Ernst response:
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I didnt get all of what the simple one said because I just cant focus long enough on a Zack video anymore, but was able to pick a few things up.
Amazon isnt as good or fun anymore because you dont have to wait a week to get what your ordered, now it only takes a day or 2.
Crowdfunding is better because of stretch goals. People love those cheap stickers and bookmarks.
Transitioning from the crowdfunding method to the Ernst method will:
1) Not allow younger creators to make comics because they cant financially afford it
2) Established indie comic creators will only be able to make established titles, like Jawbreakers and not be able to do other titles like Pandemic or Rock n Roll Ninja.
Like I said there is probably more, but I just cant focus long enough on a Zack video. I do want to know how only 1 current creator in the CG sphere of crowdfunding comics not doing crowdfunding and having a "Amazon" like business is going to destroy crowdfunded comics.

Crazy how Meyer's fellow vet Ernst is possibly the CG (former) member who's been sperging on the internet the longest about comics (he used to write a blog on the topic back in the 00s) and yet seems to be that movement's last sane-ish man standing...

Then again I wonder how would he handle being swiftly adopted as some sort of top druid for a cult like Meyer was.

Then again, an hour+ stream to reply to an inane jab...
 
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