#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Devlish Flow said:
Totally true.

In fact, when he was arrested the evil sheriff answered every question Zack had with "You sassin' me, boy?" and he was stripped naked and sprayed with a high-pressure water hose and then forced by a corrupt warden to participate in underground gladatorial combat with other prisoners. The crowd was full of Arab sheiks and Chinese triads despite the jail being in a county of 13000 people in rural Texas.

Fortunately an elderly negro prisoner named Roy befriended him and showed him the ropes he needed to survive. Zack used a plastic spork he smuggled from the cafeteria to dig a 240 foot tunnel from his cell to outside the kill zone and outer fence by packing the soil in his anus and farting the dust out when he did his daily 1 hour of burpees in the yard.

He then ran barefoot to the MEPS station and enlisted in the Marines after promising Roy to deliver the exculpatory evidence that would set him free, but forgot to do so in all the excitement when he saw that the McRib was coming back.

When the judge found out about the escape, he pounded his gavel and dismissed the charges saying "This may fly in the face of 2 centuries of jurisprudence, but the kid's got moxy."
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My favorite part of Zack's life was when he escaped from a maximum security stockade where he was being held for a crime he didn't commit. And then how he escaped to the Los Angeles underground where he became a soldier of fortune with a bunch of other guys he'd drive around with in a van. It was pretty crazy and a little unbelievable the way he talked about how he'd sometimes fire his machine gun at people or toss some grenades at them during his jobs and somehow nobody got shot or really hurt, but it was pretty cool, too.
 
Mr Processor said:
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Andor is good. The rest on that list is dog-shite.

So Zack would love them.
 
Ethan Van Sciver seems to be finally cracking and falling apart. He had his meltdown stream, Nick Rekieta moment, and is begging for superchats so he's likely virtually broke. He's using his dying wife to milk for cash. His daughter will be groomed and fed to dick masterson to earn him onlyfans cash from the autistic abuse crowd. This is his future. Maybe she can stream with April Imholte and autustic boobs, they can piss on her face too.

The fall of EVS - imagine being a somewhat talented artist, likely a liberal and when trump hit his algorithm he changed grifts. I'd say he never intended to do anything he said he would (create a movement of indie creators that would provide an alternative to huge corporate commie comics) he just intended to grift and then ERIC did it.

I think the blow to his ego that a rando could do it (even if he never intended to) broke him mentally. I also think his pyramid scheme imploding by driving away his fans (ruining himself because Eric wouldn't kiss his ring) destroyed his model. I think his next arc will be to blame it all on the stress of his dead wife and beg for money for a few years off of her corpse.

Evs is a true comic artist (not a pro creator or publisher) who loves people kissing his ass and paying their dues. That's how comics always worked, people with power gatekeep and only let asskissers in. It's how all the scumbag whores like heather antos got in, they sucked dick on the way in then turned it to blackmail on losers like EVS and now you see how dumb he is and why it worked.

Add in Mandy Summers saga and how she likely showed him her nasty cunt to get all the push she did and he brought comics style to the indie scene, great job. Guys like Eric July (business man and writer, and a dude) have nothing to offer guys like Evs unless they kiss ass. In comics Eric July would be an enemy and so he treated him as such. He was never trying to build a movement, he was acting as comic people always did in the business.

I love people like Vonster, comic book hack amateurs who mirror the hacks in the real industry that kissed ass to get in good with Ethan as if Ethan was a marvel or DC editor. But he is kissing the ass of a drunken asshole, doing drugs with asian whores, who has zero interest in comics and is just trying to suck money out of his loser audience. Vonster must be thinking he backed the wrong horse right now, little bitch ass cunt that he is. I hope he crawls to Eric in a few years when EVS is totally done with comics and is just doing pure drunk streams all the time.
 
Mr Processor said:
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This brings me back to when I originally realized there was something off about Ya Boi Zack, when he started caping for Kathleen Kennedy. This goes beyond thinking, say, The Rise of Skywalker was a good movie. This was full on, "Kathleen Kennedy is doing a good job and you should leave her alone." Which was just weird. Everyone pretty much knows what her agenda is, even South Park parodied it. But Richard? Richard, culture warrior in the comic book realm, is a super fan of hers.
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No guys, Star Wars is actually doing great!

I don't even get it anymore. I've become the boomer who thinks Darth is actually Vader's first name, and that light sabers are literally called laserswords. I'm glad that the cgi and wafer thin plot is doing it for you Zach, but I don't really care to watch Dave Filoni jerking off as his original character takes another step toward her ascension to godhood.

 
WhimsicalTrolli said:

Can he just stop being a whining bitch. If Trump loses it won't because of the joke. That's the least of his concerns when there's election fraud
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How the fuck is he spinning this as an L for Trump? He's taking the comment that Biden made and having fun with it. He wasn't forced at gun point to ride in the truck.

He doesn't even seem to be aware that this was in response to Biden.

Also, does he think that comedians shouldn't be allowed to make jokes now?
 
Richard got a few comments saying it's not that bad, stop being a Doomer retard. So naturally, instead of just replying to the comment, he screenshot it and made it the next post with his brilliant response.

Dude needs to get off the internet and pretend to be Batman or some shit.
 
videoman said:
imagine being a somewhat talented artist, likely a liberal and when trump hit his algorithm he changed grifts
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I've seen this repeated a lot and not to defend him but I'm not sure how true it is. Or, at the very least, he wasn't full blown commie. He seems to have been a legit long term fan of Joseph McCarthy. He'd bring him up once in a while in his streams years ago and had a poster of him and everything and you got the impression he had it for some time. Granted, he could have cobbled it together early on as a ruse but it seemed genuine.
 
ronnal said:
Also, does he think that comedians shouldn't be allowed to make jokes now?
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Does he get them and find them funny? If so, yes.

Does he not get them, and thus gets confused and upset? Then no, they may not.

I see why Ethan and Zack were able to become friends, or at least allies (as Zack used to point out weirdos don’t have friends but allies).
They’re both selfish, narcissistic, pieces of shit. Zack probably made his ex-wives lives hell.

“*cough* I’m just saying, breakfast tacos everyday was good enough for me when I got back *cough* *cough* from fighting for your freedom and putting a roof over your head. Needing different food *cough* is a sign of low-intelligence. I think you’re just looking for things to get mad at *coughs and impulse spends from the savings account*!”

“You know how your wife wants to talk about things that aren’t broke losers in comics, and GI Joe? *cough* Yeeeeah, you can just tell her no. I just ignore her, or think of Larry Hama when she talks.”
 
Mr Processor said:
This brings me back to when I originally realized there was something off about Ya Boi Zack, when he started caping for Kathleen Kennedy. This goes beyond thinking, say, The Rise of Skywalker was a good movie. This was full on, "Kathleen Kennedy is doing a good job and you should leave her alone." Which was just weird. Everyone pretty much knows what her agenda is, even South Park parodied it. But Richard? Richard, culture warrior in the comic book realm, is a super fan of hers.
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As a reminder, Ya Boi Zack did a positive review of The Last Jedi when it was released in 2017. He eventually took it down when all his new friends at the time seemed to have a very different opinion. He has always had shit taste in movies and TV. I also think he really does like what Kathleen Kennedy is producing at Lucasfilm.
 
Tepes Thot said:
They’re both selfish, narcissistic, pieces of shit. Zack probably made his ex-wives lives hell.

“*cough* I’m just saying, breakfast tacos everyday was good enough for me when I got back *cough* *cough* from fighting for your freedom and putting a roof over your head. Needing different food *cough* is a sign of low-intelligence. I think you’re just looking for things to get mad at *coughs and impulse spends from the savings account*!”

“You know how your wife wants to talk about things that aren’t broke losers in comics, and GI Joe? *cough* Yeeeeah, you can just tell her no. I just ignore her, or think of Larry Hama when she talks.”
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I can't imagine living with Zack. Is Richard C Meyer exactly like the person we know as Ya Boi Zack when he's offline? Are his conversations as fucking crazy as his YouTube rants. Does he have his same "brilliant" revelations all the time when he's having a conversation with somebody? I think it would be an exhausting experience.

Strix454 said:
As a reminder, Ya Boi Zack did a positive review of The Last Jedi when it was released in 2017. He eventually took it down when all his new friends at the time seemed to have a very different opinion. He has always had shit taste in movies and TV. I also think he really does like what Kathleen Kennedy is producing at Lucasfilm.
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Oh, so you're saying that Zack changed his opinion when he saw it wasn't in line with the consensus of other people? Well, that can't be true. Zack's a rebel hero who's always willing to be the only man standing against the tide. For Zack not to speak his truth would also make him a hypocrite after he's berated Drinker and the BPCs for supposedly altering their opinions in the face of fan pressure.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
More retarded takes.

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The "Biden is not running" thing is direct from the Harris campaign messaging. I suspect he is non-ironically watching CNN all day long to get his "information". I would assume soon he will be talking about how Trump should give up on the nazism to win.

The comment about the neocons is just stupid. The neocons all hate trump and want him to lose so much that they are individually backing Kamala.

I'm not up on the theory that Rush Limbaugh was fighting to elect Bill Clinton and that Glenn Beck was an Obama supporter. But that is just brain damage and never happened.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
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I dunno dude, he probably doesn't. I think he's too busy doing his music and Youtube careers, setting up fan meetups, making merchandising business deals, and producing his comics for his business. I think maybe in the little times that he has between all that, maybe he does play games.
 
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