#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Mr Processor said:
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No Zack, they aren't making a game like this because it was "mandatory" to make games like this. They are making a game like this because this is Neil Druckman's studio, and this is what he likes. As long as Druckman is in charge of Naughty Dog, expect stuff like this.
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Zack also felt it necessary to weigh in on The Witcher IV . This is yet another Fake Gamer Girl post from Zack, who knows about as much about this long running series as Hillary Clinton knows about Pokémon.
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Fake geek gay
Fleetwood said:
He's just mad Chuck Dixon race swapped Richard for Eric.
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This is so pathetic, when even Razorf1st sees how butt hurt and homosexual your being while barely paying attention you know you fucked up.
Or at least a person with an average IQ would be able to figure that out.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
A 48 page cartoon magazine is too long to read? It still fucking kills me that these are grown-ass men.
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Keep in mind, Zack can't even make it through a movie in one sitting. He's mentioned several times that when he watches a movie at home, he watches a bit at a time over the span of several days.
 
deskgum said:
Keep in mind, Zack can't even make it through a movie in one sitting. He's mentioned several times that when he watches a movie at home, he watches a bit at a time over the span of several days.
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That is insane to me. When I start a movie(assuming it isn't shit) I have to watch it all the way to the end.

So he's not just retarded he has adhd too?
 
Latest Zack summary no one asked for:
No time to work on books, but plenty of time to be terrible at a children's game and talk about the military for no reason. He thinks that all superheroes are "part of a group" like the military. He's mad at his doctor for hurting his feelings so he's dumping him and hopes HE hurt HIS feelings for once! Says if super hero fights were real they would be confusing and chaotic so that makes me think that the game might be too overstimulating for him. Thinks that if people saw super heroes irl they would not be able to recognize it because it would all be a blur? He really can't understand that not everyone else has ADHD like him. He thinks his brain is normal. He's also playing an Army game and says it's just like real war.
Is this nigga on Disability? He probably should be.

 
I'd like to make a comparasion between Zack and another marine vet
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GimpyGamer is a very small youtube channel focusing on doing playthroughs and reviews of war games.
Despite doing this for 7 years (The same lenght as Zack) he still only has a little less than 7K subs and his videos struggle to even get 1K views
This is because board games are a niche hobby, war games even more and Gimpy mainly focuses on covering solo historical war games, the nichest corner in the already niche board game niche.
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GimpyGamer is a US marine vet who served during operation Phantom Fury and he usualy tells his experiences during his videos. From explaining the accuary of the game to complaining about the navy still using WW2 equipment. Unlike Zack he never advocates for a society that follows the structure of the military or paints himself in a positive light by saying how he manage to bring order to a small paint class 20 years ago.
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Also unlike Zack, GimpyGamer has a good relationship with women and has been happily married for quite some time. He even has a series of videos where his wife does unboxings of board games and tries to guess what the game is about or the porpuse of the counters and cards.

Anyway I know people here have complained about the Zack focus in the last pages so I decided to bring a different stick to beat a dead horse. I personaly see Zack in the same light as Moviebob and Lily Orchard, that is to say ever green lolcows who produce daily schizo content and complain about people who would never acknowledge them instead of working on their own projects.
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Latest Zack summary no one asked for:
No time to work on books, but plenty of time to be terrible at a children's game and talk about the military for no reason. He thinks that all superheroes are "part of a group" like the military. He's mad at his doctor for hurting his feelings so he's dumping him and hopes HE hurt HIS feelings for once! Says if super hero fights were real they would be confusing and chaotic so that makes me think that the game might be too overstimulating for him. Thinks that if people saw super heroes irl they would not be able to recognize it because it would all be a blur? He really can't understand that not everyone else has ADHD like him. He thinks his brain is normal. He's also playing an Army game and says it's just like real war.
Is this nigga on Disability? He probably should be.

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See if he wasn't a gaping asshole this would be forgivable stupidity, everyone would go "aaaaaaaawww It's retarded" his shit wouldn't be watchable and his takes wouldn't be good but people would look at him more like Chris chan before he raped his mom. It's since he's become a pretentious faggot dripping with jealousy that makes him a real lolcow, he just can't see how stupid and out of touch he is.

Vida said:
Anyway I know people here have complained about the Zack focus in the last pages so I decided to bring a different stick to beat a dead horse. I personaly see Zack in the same light as Moviebob and Lily Orchard, that is to say ever green lolcows who produce daily schizo content and complain about people who would never acknowledge them instead of working on their own projects.
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I get your points but FUCK DUDE, that's a hell of a comparison.
Zack is utterly annoying to me and hilariously out of touch, not so much so that he has a video that starts with "Let's have an Ernest conversation about Incest"
 
I'm not that interested in EVS' downfall because he's not that hard to understand. He's old, his family is ailing, his dreams are falling apart and being usurped by some random black amateur.

Ya Boi Zack? I have no idea what is going on with that faggot and why he made a face heel turn. Some of it must be jealousy of Drinker and Nerdrotic getting gigs on the Piers Morgan show. But it's got to be more than that to break his tiny brain.
 
Dong-Liquor said:
It's a mildly embarrassing incident that people in his thread insist is a bigger deal than it actually is.

If you watch his companion, she was heavily into the moment, and probably couldn't wait to get home. She probably let him do whatever he wanted to her that night. It might be slightly embarrassing to be seen at a porn shoot, but if I were in that situation, my response when confronted about it would be that I had some of the best sex of my life that night.
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My nigger, she ate another man's semen right in front of Zack. He kissed her after. If your bitch did that would you take her home and have "the best sex of your life"?
Either you weren't paying attention to the video OR you genuinely think your date eating a stranger's cum in front of you ON CAMERA is only "mildly embarrassing".

If that's the case, then you and Zack are both disgusting cucked half-fags.
 
Travoltron said:
Ya Boi Zack? I have no idea what is going on with that faggot and why he made a face heel turn. Some of it must be jealousy of Drinker and Nerdrotic getting gigs on the Piers Morgan show. But it's got to be more than that to break his tiny brain.
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What is there to see? He saw the path to success, took a different one and then he complains about others finding success when all he had to do was listen to instructions and to not be an asshole to his fellow travelers.
 
Incecticyder said:
What is there to see? He saw the path to success, took a different one and then he complains about others finding success when all he had to do was listen to instructions and to not be an asshole to his fellow travelers.
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Fearsome not delivered cf3 is shipping this month lol. Rainbow brute 4 years late. But let's talk about Richard c meyers porn from in this thread 3 years ago ....... I hate new fags
 
Fascist Kirk said:
Fearsome not delivered cf3 is shipping this month lol. Rainbow brute 4 years late. But let's talk about Richard c meyers porn from in this thread 3 years ago ....... I hate new fags
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Yes, late books. What else is there to say about that. We also cover things that he says on Twitter. Zack's books are also late. Zack and him are the same, not different.
One is not more relevant than the other.
 
Travoltron said:
Ya Boi Zack? I have no idea what is going on with that faggot and why he made a face heel turn. Some of it must be jealousy of Drinker and Nerdrotic getting gigs on the Piers Morgan show. But it's got to be more than that to break his tiny brain.
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There's something that happened, possibly only in his own mind, between him and the Drinker. They had an association because the Drinker wrote one of "his" comic books. Whatever it was, either a real insult or an imaginary one, it's let to Zack using his platform to try to destroy the Drinker's reputation and career. If Zack weren't flailing around and failing at this it would be a pretty dark story. Because of Zack's incompetence, though, it's less like Strangers on a Train and more like Throw Momma from the Train.
 
Mr Processor said:
There's something that happened, possibly only in his own mind, between him and the Drinker. They had an association because the Drinker wrote one of "his" comic books. Whatever it was, either a real insult or an imaginary one, it's let to Zack using his platform to try to destroy the Drinker's reputation and career. If Zack weren't flailing around and failing at this it would be a pretty dark story. Because of Zack's incompetence, though, it's less like Strangers on a Train and more like Throw Momma from the Train.
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Considering how surprised the Drinker was by all this, I think it was either: 1) something imaginary, 2) something the Drinker said that Zack took it as an insult or 3) the Drinker criticized some of Zack's ideas and that caused him to snap. These make sense if you assume that Zack's mental state was woozy due to Ed Piskor.
 
Dong-Liquor said:
She probably let him do whatever he wanted to her that night. It might be slightly embarrassing to be seen at a porn shoot, but if I were in that situation, my response when confronted about it would be that I had some of the best sex of my life that night.
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Have I got a streamer for you, buddy.
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Fascist Kirk said:
But let's talk about Richard c meyers porn from in this thread 3 years ago
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I can't unsee it. So I'm not gonna stop mocking it. And I don't know how into that chick he even was cuz she was white. That's slumming it for Zack and he still snowballed her and now when I hear him talk I see that image. He's the guy that eats cum. Like Destiny.
 
Incecticyder said:
Considering how surprised the Drinker was by all this, I think it was either: 1) something imaginary, 2) something the Drinker said that Zack took it as an insult or 3) the Drinker criticized some of Zack's ideas and that caused him to snap. These make sense if you assume that Zack's mental state was woozy due to Ed Piskor.
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I think it's because Drinker delivered on time and Zack STILL HAS YET TO GET ME MY RAMBO BOOK!
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I can't unsee it. So I'm not gonna stop mocking it. And I don't know how into that chick he even was cuz she was white. That's slumming it for Zack and he still snowballed her and now when I hear him talk I see that image. He's the guy that eats cum. Like Destiny.
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Was it even his GF or just a random extra he was assigned to kiss? Do we know?

Edgeymcedgename said:
I think it's because Drinker delivered on time and Zack STILL HAS YET TO GET ME MY RAMBO BOOK!
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Could be.
 
It's a porn shoot. No one walks randomly into a porn shoot and takes part.

If Zack was an extra, likely he responded to some ad on Craiglist or whatever at that time or he's on some studio's contact list whenever they need some extras. (Not talking from experience, as sadly my career path is not that interesting; just roomed with people that did porn and sex work for a while.)

The money was barely anything, as in the days before OnlyFans, porn rarely pays well unless you're (a) a female "in" star of the moment and you're willing to do anal or (b) the "in" gay porn star of the moment, but you won't be making as much money as (a). That's why porn actors also did sex work, it's like rock stars - the studio work was exposure and cash, but there was more money in "touring" as you get the bigger cut of the money.
 
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