#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Hypothesis: Ya Boi Zack got his dick wet from a slightly leftist woman. This explains his abrupt change of attituded. This is why he is now spinning his wheels to show he isn't like those other toxic masculine youtubers.

For a guy who gets anxiety around crowds, finding any woman who would put up with him must by mana from heaven.

Edit: Fresh pussy would also explain his loss in productivity and not getting his comics out.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
Hypothesis: Ya Boi Zack got his dick wet from a slightly leftist woman. This explains his abrupt change of attituded. This is why he is now spinning his wheels to show he isn't like those other toxic masculine youtubers.

For a guy who gets anxiety around crowds, finding any woman who would put up with him must by mana from heaven.
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no one does, but he does have 5 kids with 5 baby mama's, his seed will continue unlike yours. Just so you know.
 
Fascist Kirk said:
Comicsgate is burning in a tire fire in a dumpster, but ya goi Zack still has 6 or z members on the farms pushing this boring shit. I get it ya goi Zach was one of the founders of the movement, but he never once claimed it as a banner.

lets not talk about sales of thy 3 Kangz ...... fuck talking about the three kangz lets talk about one of thy three kings Jon Malin. Nigger puts out less than one book a year, and this years book made ess than 50k ........

CG is fucking done its fun to clown on Eric July only making 450k on his latest book, but that book will be in your hands this year, and 450k after shipping printing and storage is way better than what ever Thy three Cg kangz are doin .....

EVS @FROG I backed 2 projects, Cyberfrog 1 and Reighnbow the brute I got half my products ..... I would rather spend 5 dollars on DC comics hit and miss on shit than waiting 4 years on your Life Magazine Backgrounds, Walking Dead with wasps and frogs knock off .....

RIP CG
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Haha dude, do me a favor and start drinking after you post! I know you're burnt about investing in Sciverfraud Inc. but stop lecturing about how boring Zack is. If nothing else, he is fearless. Ethan could learn a thing or two. There is a ferocious faggot just waiting for the right time to chest burst into cyberspace and if you just let Ethan realize that the only way forward without an admission of guilt is to make his movement officially and primarily an LGBLT pride parade, you will get your vengeance even though you yourself were late and gay and deserved to lose that money.

Forgive thyself, then open your rancid heart to true schadenfreude for Zacky-poo.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
Hypothesis: Ya Boi Zack got his dick wet from a slightly leftist woman. This explains his abrupt change of attituded. This is why he is now spinning his wheels to show he isn't like those other toxic masculine youtubers.
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Yes, leftist girlfriend or even worse, he's doing this to try to win over some chick that he's crushing on.

As to him having multiple bastard children proving he's some stud... I saw that dog he was with at the shoe store. The older this guy gets, the more desperate he gets.
 
Travoltron said:
Yes, leftist girlfriend or even worse, he's doing this to try to win over some chick that he's crushing on.

As to him having multiple bastard children proving he's some stud... I saw that dog he was with at the shoe store. The older this guy gets, the more desperate he gets.
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It's obvious what tight bussy he's trying to smash
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Did anybody bother watching Cecil on Chrissy Mayr's youtube channel yesterday? I turned if off after about five minutes.

Takeaways:
  • He's fat again
  • He was boring
  • Chrissy Mayr is not as irritating with a one to one interview as she is on FNT, much to my surprise (maybe a 5 while she's a 9 on FNT, so still pretty irritating)
  • I just don't really care about this shit any more 🤷‍♂️
Here's a link, if anyone cares.
 
A Very Big Fish said:
If there's anything I'll give Zack credit for, he doesn't seem to be dumb enough to try that yet. I wish he would, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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It is a Harris Catch-22: The person must do something specific to increase their popularity BUT in doing so, they will reveal how much they suck instead.
 
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fat boy was on Malin‘s stream yesterday helping launch a comic about a clown called Springball.
 
Rupin said:
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fat boy was on Malin‘s stream yesterday helping launch a comic about a clown called Springball.
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I saw that pop up in my recommended for some reason, did 12k. Either fans don't enjoy it or EVS/Malin don't have the pull they used to. Meanwhile Doug has a point... That's 6 books compared to Ethan's pathetic 2. Good diss there faggot @FROG

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I guess that family centric show FNT really got to all those family households and convinced them not to see Snow White. Now Richard is at a crossroads, does he go see Snow White just to convince his audience it's not a worthless shit remake, or does he ignore it because he's mature and just bitch about other people?
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
I saw that pop up in my recommended for some reason, did 12k. Either fans don't enjoy it or EVS/Malin don't have the pull they used to. Meanwhile Doug has a point... That's 6 books compared to Ethan's pathetic 2. Good diss there faggot @FROG

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I guess that family centric show FNT really got to all those family households and convinced them not to see Snow White. Now Richard is at a crossroads, does he go see Snow White just to convince his audience it's not a worthless shit remake, or does he ignore it because he's mature and just bitch about other people?
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He's going to say that the FNT crown "lying" about it on YouTube was what caused this movie to crash and burn. That's actually been his thesis since Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Basically, "I need to police the Critical Drinker and his pals because no one else will. I'm basically a superhero. Their lies are the reason good movie and TV shows are failing."

It's great because if stuff does well, or he pretends it does well, even though it's slop, he can mock them for getting it wrong when they didn't uncritically praise it. If it does poorly he can fake anger at corrupt critics destroying Art and Culture. It's win-win!

(Edit: Alternatively he won't even bring it up any more.)
 
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Rupin said:
it’d be better if he actually had the balls to debate some of the people he rails against.
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It's been a long while, but I remember it because it was my first WTF moment with Zack, but he was on stream with EVS where they were promoting some project from Zack, and the moment some superchatter asked a mildly inconvenient question to Zack about delivery he just dropped without uttering a word and Biggons had to come in to run defense for Zack. The guy has absolutely no balls and hasn't had them for years.
 
The Bovinian Derivative said:
It's been a long while, but I remember it because it was my first WTF moment with Zack, but he was on stream with EVS where they were promoting some project from Zack, and the moment some superchatter asked a mildly inconvenient question to Zack about delivery he just dropped without uttering a word and Biggons had to come in to run defense for Zack. The guy has absolutely no balls and hasn't had them for years.
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Did you guys see Zack did a video on the batman state farm commercial? I was a little surprised, he so late to the party with that one.
 
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