#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Captain Manning]

In light of what just happened, I now strongly suspect he's been doing this for a while and @Oopstomanyrequests429 was one of his socks too.

Please keep me out of your big brain conspiracy theories. Speaking of Dongs where your keep him , back 40?

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@Shaved Anus
@Oopstomanyrequests429

Missed those.

I am at a loss for words. What a crazy day.

I also thought the Oops429 one was banned a long time ago. Hasn't been used in many months, till I just mentioned it now.

 

[Pets.com Sockpuppet]

Is sock puppetting a ban worthy offense?

Whelp, it's been an honor calling Zack a faggot with you all.

 

[Lil' Hog]

Please keep me out of your big brain conspiracy theories. Speaking of Dongs where your keep him , back 40?

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@Shaved Anus
@Oopstomanyrequests429

Missed those.

>Calls it a conspiracy theory.
>Gets outed by Null literally 1 comment later, confirming it.

My sides.

 

[Vida]

It's quite likely that, as you deduce, Meyer has enough self-awareness to see he's dangerously skating micrometers away from the edge of bovine ridicule. The fact that he was spotted as a porn extra ought to have been a major wake up call for the guy and he may even light candles as gratitude for not having been featured here at the farms.

At the same time, he's probably addicted to his last shreds of internet fame and can't drop his grift because he's already through his second/third failed "attempt" to stop making YT vids to concentrate in delivering his late books. His longest lasting silence didn't even last two weeks btw. Either he's clinging to the dwindling attention or the parasocial relationships are all he has left in life. But as any good little autist, he wants them exactly as he wants them, so no contradicting him, 'kay?

It's funny, but of all the CG Founding Fathers, Capn Cummings used to be considered the pathetic autist, but look at him now, putting himself through college and actually stopping being a complete spaz. Heck, in hindsight, Cummings was the one who totally called it regarding @FROG 's true nature way before it was cool to do so. Not bad.... Who coulda thought Zack would overtake him to become CG's top ranking autistic sperg?

Zack made a video yesterday about Geek + Gamers celebrating Snow White failing. He spent the whole video questioning the sexuality of the BPCs, calling them "gayer than gay people" all while giggling like an imbecile.

He’s been obsessing over their masculinity for a while now, but the way he fixates on it repeatedly calling them unmanly, mocking their voices, and even questioning their attraction to women feels more revealing about himthan about them. It’s like he’s desperate to prove that he’s the real masculine one, despite living the way he does.

It's hard to say if Zack truly is gay or not. That said, if Zack wa repressing something, it would explain a lot his hyperfixation on masculinity, his aggressive defensiveness, his awkward laugh. But whether he’s gay, bi, or just profoundly insecure, one thing is clear: he’s not at peace with himself.

 

[Fleetwood]

Is the ability to post about Zack/Richard C Meyer the Voight-Kampff test to out Fascist Kirk alts? Or is the Fascist Kirk A.I. evolving and even you Zackposters here are Kirk socks?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I thought everyone already knew Ryzie Lee had forty KF accounts he was posting under and were all just playing along.

 

[ronnal]

He’s been obsessing over their masculinity for a while now, but the way he fixates on it repeatedly calling them unmanly, mocking their voices, and even questioning their attraction to women feels more revealing about himthan about them. It’s like he’s desperate to prove that he’s the real masculine one, despite living the way he does.

It's hard to say if Zack truly is gay or not. That said, if Zack wa repressing something, it would explain a lot his hyperfixation on masculinity, his aggressive defensiveness, his awkward laugh. But whether he’s gay, bi, or just profoundly insecure, one thing is clear: he’s not at peace with himself.

There's no way he's gay, We know he's had sex with multiple women so it's literally impossible for him to be gay.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Is the ability to post about Zack/Richard C Meyer the Voight-Kampff test to out Fascist Kirk alts? Or is the Fascist Kirk A.I. evolving and even you Zackposters here are Kirk socks?

Sure why the fuck not, I am here for your entertainment . . . and if me being your cow can take away from the richard c meyer mundane spam than please milk me mother fucker!

There's no way he's gay, We know he's had sex with multiple women so it's literally impossible for him to be gay.

I got news for you...

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought everyone already knew Ryzie Lee had forty KF accounts he was posting under and were all just playing along.

He's not Ryzie. Different voice and everything. Though Dongs once told me that Kirk wants to be "American Ryzie."

Which, I mean... okay, really? REALLY?!
Who the fuck actually wants to be any form of Ryzie Lee?

Is the ability to post about Zack/Richard C Meyer the Voight-Kampff test to out Fascist Kirk alts? Or is the Fascist Kirk A.I. evolving and even you Zackposters here are Kirk socks?

The funny thing is, I do kinda agree with him that the Zack discussion is pretty boring. The post-Dongs CG thread just isn't as good IMO. No offense to anyone here.

But my perfectly reasonable solution to that is to just not post in the thread if I don't find the current discussion interesting, and go find something else to do.

Kirk much rather be a belligerent asshole about things, especially when he's hitting the bottle, and make a half-dozen socks.

 

[Vida]

Is the ability to post about Zack/Richard C Meyer the Voight-Kampff test to out Fascist Kirk alts? Or is the Fascist Kirk A.I. evolving and even you Zackposters here are Kirk socks?

[Video starts. AI-generated image of a blurry, vaguely comic-book-themed background with way too much digital noise. Zack’s voice comes in, slightly muffled, like he’s talking from across the room.]

Alright, so I wasn’t gonna make a video today, but—haha—boy, this one’s good. You guys are gonna love this. (Snorts, coughs, clears throat.)

So I wake up, I check Kiwi Farms—you know, just to see what my biggest fans are up to, ‘cause these guys keep better track of my life than I do—and guess what? Turns out there’s some dude who hates Ethan so much that when people start talking about me instead, he just... loses his mind. Like, full Joker arc. Absolute meltdown. (Pauses, then exhales sharply like he’s holding in laughter.)

[Voice shifts into exaggerated "Internet Guy" mode, nasal and whiny.]

"Uhhhm ackchyually, we don’t talk about Zack here. This forum is strictly for hating Ethan! I will now use my six different accounts to downvote anyone who breaks this sacred rule! Hnggggh!'" (Snaps back to normal voice, wheezing slightly, holds in a laugh, then lets it out in an awkward snort.)

Six. Accounts. This guy is running a full-on sock puppet operation just to control the... the sticker economy on an internet forum. Bro, imagine explaining this to a normal human being. ‘Yeah, I run an anti-Ethan department, and if you even mention Zack, I will deploy the sticker nukes.’ Like—haha—this is what peak alpha behavior looks like, folks! (Pauses, then suddenly stumbles on his next sentence.)

And uh—sniff—this actually reminds me of something, okay, so I was at H-E-B the other day—uhh, grocery store for the people who don’t live in the... correct states—and they had two lines open, right? One’s short but moving slow, the other one’s long but moving fast. And I, you know, I do the math, I pick the fast one, right? Well, this guy in front of me—big dude, bald, looks like he thinks he’s a tough guy—he keeps looking over at the other line. He’s obsessed with it. Like, bro, you picked your lane, why are you still watching the other one? And then finally—coughs—after five minutes, he just leaves. Walks over to the slow line, thinking he’s outsmarting the system. And you already know what happens next—our line starts moving, and boom, he’s stuck. Just standing there. Seething. (Pauses for effect, then snickers.)

And that’s this dude on Kiwi Farms. He thinks he’s gaming the system, but in reality, he’s just some guy standing in the slow lane seething while the rest of us move on with our lives. And the best part? He probably thinks I’m the loser. Like—bro, I may spend my entire day making fun of comic books while sitting on a stranger’s couch, but at least I’m not cooking the sticker books on a forum. (Snorts, coughs, sniffles.)

[Awkward silence for a beat, like he lost his train of thought.]

Anyway—sniff—that’s uh, that’s the video. Like, subscribe, uh—awkward laugh—I dunno, go touch some grass or something.

 

[3MMA]

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@Shaved Anus
@Oopstomanyrequests429

Missed those.

That horse plays a mean fuckin’ sax. Now that’s a smooth operator. (Wonder if Meigh knows him, but probably not. Big fancy sax playing horse like that probably has better things to do than neighing around with a mare who’s flown the stable. Things like playing sax.) What even are stickers? Horse just wants to play some smooth tunes.

 

[Absurdity]

@Absurdity thanks for the clout. If only you report every other Sock account to Karen but they are yours and you won't I get it .........

I will never sock again, and aslong as I am allowed to I will be here to shit in this thread! good day frens. . . .

Whats ya boi Zach Doin?

How's that clout taste? You had one job and that was to calm down. Time to ask the parents for a Speak & Sperg.

You made FOUR sock accounts to upvote yourself and downvote people you don’t like.

You should absolutely be ashamed. The fact that you aren’t just makes you more of a laughingstock.

I'm sure there are more but for what it's worth to me, I don't care so long as he doesn't try to become the thread dick tater. All he had to do was chill out. In the meantime keep your eyes open for Racist Spock, Bolshevik Bones, Branch Davidian Uhura, or Bohemian Chekov.

this isn't enhanced nigga! I still can't see shit!

I'm not going to outline it, but if you just squint your eyes for a minute, you might see a vague shape of a man lying prone over a woman embracing him in his exhaustion while something resembling a giant Black Russian codpiece is lodged inside what might serve as a makeshift cloaca, and in that raised area of his back side, you just might get tipped off to what I'm saying.

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@Shaved Anus
@Oopstomanyrequests429

Missed those.

Well done, my brothers-in-farms, well done! @Delany's Donkey & @Captain Manning

The funny thing is, I do kinda agree with him that the Zack discussion is pretty boring. The post-Dongs CG thread just isn't as good IMO. No offense to anyone here.

But my perfectly reasonable solution to that is to just not post in the thread if I don't find the current discussion interesting, and go find something else to do.

Kirk much rather be a belligerent asshole about things, especially when he's hitting the bottle, and make a half-dozen socks.

Well the value of a cow's milk decreases the more it produces as in Zack's case by now it's pretty watery. Very few people have ever gone the distance and waded through an entire stream of Ethan's so his is more prized but again, lots of pasteurization has to happen before it gets to market.

But I have a feeling Zack is positioning himself for a transition so spectacular (and brave) that it may finally lend enough momentum for a public break between himself and Sciverfrog. That will be the next glorious era until on Ethan's side his wife finally divorces him and he is forced to join IP2's senior squad out of a party trailer East Coast style.

 

[Fleetwood]

I'm sure there are more but for what it's worth to me, I don't care so long as he doesn't try to become the thread dick tater. All he had to do was chill out. In the meantime keep your eyes open for Racist Spock, Bolshevik Bones, Branch Davidian Uhura, or Bohemian Chekov.

@ILuvMandysBootyHole was somebody's obvious sock/throwaway did anyone check that?

Kirk was on LRJ show just last night ironically talking about sock accounts and ip addresses in reference to that account and post.

He's not Ryzie. Different voice and everything. Though Dongs once told me that Kirk wants to be "American Ryzie."

Kirk was just another drunk from the CG slums. I thought he was a different guy who streams with Ryzie, Hiawatha for a while. All three of them share one brain cell and it's soaked in booze.

The funny thing is, I do kinda agree with him that the Zack discussion is pretty boring. The post-Dongs CG thread just isn't as good IMO. No offense to anyone here.

It's 2025 and we are still here, this shit peaked in 2019-2021. Zack peaked even earlier than that. What could happen in current year I dunno you could wait around and see if KatyDidDogs interspecies porno leaks? Take bets on the next CG king to become the villain of the week?

Anyway—sniff—that’s uh, that’s the video. Like, subscribe, uh—awkward laugh—I dunno, go touch some grass or something.

I don't know what's real anymore.
Have a sticker:

 

[Absurdity]

@ILuvMandysBootyHole was somebody's obvious sock/throwaway did anyone check that?

Kirk was on LRJ show just last night ironically talking about sock accounts and ip addresses in reference to that account and post.

Kirk was just another drunk from the CG slums. I thought he was a different guy who streams with Ryzie, Hiawatha for a while. All three of them share one brain cell and it's soaked in booze.


It's 2025 and we are still here, this shit peaked in 2019-2021. Zack peaked even earlier than that. What could happen in current year I dunno you could wait around and see if KatyDidDogs interspecies porno leaks? Take bets on the next CG king to become the villain of the week?


I don't know what's real anymore.
Have a sticker:

Classic drunk, classic retard, classic projection. Fact is, the more Xtreme to the max he got with his stupid opinions, ain't nobody giving him sweet stickies with everyone else getting trash cans. Xtremely stupid and obvious.

 

[ronnal]

But I have a feeling Zack is positioning himself for a transition so spectacular (and brave) that it may finally lend enough momentum for a public break between himself and Sciverfrog. That will be the next glorious era until on Ethan's side his wife finally divorces him and he is forced to join IP2's senior squad out of a party trailer East Coast style.

I strongly suspect that he's going to get into a physical altercation with someone if the opportunity presents itself. There's no way that someone with so much anger and so mentally ill won't lash out at someone he perceives as a villain.

We'll all be happy that we've kept tabs on him when that happens.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Kirk was on LRJ show just last night ironically talking about sock accounts and ip addresses in reference to that account and post.

in this clip he's calling for the retards who watch this shit to make a bunch of accounts and join the farms because "we need you there" as if this is a fucking war and every moment we're not sperging about EVS we're losing it.

this guy takes this shit way too seriously, lol

 

[Rupin]

He’s been known to sit through 12 hour streams so there’s that…

 

[KingofSomething]

Zack made a video yesterday about Geek + Gamers celebrating Snow White failing. He spent the whole video questioning the sexuality of the BPCs, calling them "gayer than gay people" all while giggling like an imbecile.

He’s been obsessing over their masculinity for a while now, but the way he fixates on it repeatedly calling them unmanly, mocking their voices, and even questioning their attraction to women feels more revealing about himthan about them. It’s like he’s desperate to prove that he’s the real masculine one, despite living the way he does.

It's hard to say if Zack truly is gay or not. That said, if Zack wa repressing something, it would explain a lot his hyperfixation on masculinity, his aggressive defensiveness, his awkward laugh. But whether he’s gay, bi, or just profoundly insecure, one thing is clear: he’s not at peace with himself.

I remember Meyer swearing up and down he didn't have a problem with gay people, but he sure is enthusiastic as using them as an insult for his perceived enemies to build himself up since they are apparently lesser men then him simply by the virtue of being gay.. Sorry guys you'll never be as manly as Richard "Cumguzzler" Meyer. Now excuse him, he needs to rewatch his favorite show, Sex in the City

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

All this sockpuppet comedy over... Zach and EVS, of all people?

I don't get it, but I'm entertained.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well done, my brothers-in-farms, well done! @Delany's Donkey & @Captain Manning

I forgotten all about the time I was accused of being a Dongs sock till yesterday. I simply brushed it off at the time as Kirk being drunk again, and Oops being some random idiot.

Then when Null exposed four socks I was like, wait a minute... he has more, this nigga was having a conversation with himself!

What a crazy turn of events.

He’s been known to sit through 12 hour streams so there’s that…

Then if he wanted to steer the conversation towards EVS, why not watch Trashcast and provide summaries here?

Lord knows nobody else wants to. That might have been useful.