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"What were they called?"

They were (are) called Richard Meyer's fucking MarySues.
They are called the "guys who took me behind the comic book store" when I jumped on their laps and coughed.
 


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HE'S GAY!
HE'S OLD!
HE'S A RETARDED!

Edit: friendly reminder that the term "Woke right" was created by James Lindsay as a way to attack Auron MacIntyre for being to the Right of him and having some success.
Not that Zack understands this, he's too stupid and ignorant.
 
I honestly have not seen these levels of closeted gayness since another Richard, Richard Simmons, stormed out of a Howard Stern show sobbing hysterically.
 
I honestly have not seen these levels of closeted gayness since another Richard, Richard Simmons, stormed out of a Howard Stern show sobbing hysterically.
At least people knew he was gay and he was respected by people all over the political/sexual spectrum.

Why would I want to give fantastic 4 a chance when clearly they have no idea what made the fantastic 4 work. Human torch is a ladies man, dude slept with both the thing's & Dr Doom's partners, they don't have to include those storylines but there's nothing wrong with having a dude in his late teens/early twenties being a ladies man.
 
At least people knew he was gay and he was respected by people all over the political/sexual spectrum.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NmsRlOPhBqMWhy would I want to give fantastic 4 a chance when clearly they have no idea what made the fantastic 4 work. Human torch is a ladies man, dude slept with both the thing's & Dr Doom's partners, they don't have to include those storylines but there's nothing wrong with having a dude in his late teens/early twenties being a ladies man.
I can't stomach Zacks retard Rambles so I'm going to need someone here to rundown the video pls.
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At least people knew he was gay and he was respected by people all over the political/sexual spectrum.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NmsRlOPhBqMWhy would I want to give fantastic 4 a chance when clearly they have no idea what made the fantastic 4 work. Human torch is a ladies man, dude slept with both the thing's & Dr Doom's partners, they don't have to include those storylines but there's nothing wrong with having a dude in his late teens/early twenties being a ladies man.

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In one of Richard's previous videos, he stated that Pedro Pascal is gay. I looked it up and apparently it is not confirmed, but I don't suppose that matters for what I am about to say: Richard would never attack Pedro Pascal for being gay, nor would he use his camp gay voice for Pedro Pascal, nor would he call him sassy or effeminate. This means that Richard only uses the gay accusation as a way to get under his target's skin, much like when he attacks other things he sees as potential weak points.

Richard has also previously said that he doesn't much like the Fantastic Four and he doesn't have great enthusiasm for this movie. So, I'm not sure why he did this trailer reaction for a movie he really doesn't care about. Except I do know why he did it and it's to go after the "right wing shitheads" (his latest term for the people he used to call Birthday Party Clowns). He says it so venomously, I think because he knows he's lost to them.

My opinion of this movie: I'm not going to see it. If it gets some kind of incredible buzz and people I actually know who's opinions I respect say they like it, I might watch it someday. Chances are I won't ever see it, however. I don't like Pedro Pascal and don't want to see him in a leading man role, I think with a movie like this casting is extremely important. It's not because Critical Drinker says it sucks (I'm actually expecting Critical Drinker to give it a good or neutral review).

I can't stomach Zacks retard Rambles so I'm going to need someone here to rundown the video pls.
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Mostly it's a reaction to the trailer, punctuated with him doing various retarded voices and calling his enemies shitheads. I'm not sure why I'd want to watch his trailer reaction when I could just watch the trailer. He dismissed anything in the trailer (like gender swapping) by doing his retard voice as he mocks the "Right Wing Shitheads." If you are a connoisseur of unhinged, angry, homeless guy Zack, I'd give it a 6.5/10. Watchable but not peak derangement, only a few points where you can tell he's off of his meds.
 
Richard openly lusting for daredevil and bears on YouTube community posts is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
The gayest shit so far.
Richard has also previously said that he doesn't much like the Fantastic Four and he doesn't have great enthusiasm for this movie. So, I'm not sure why he did this trailer reaction for a movie he really doesn't care about. Except I do know why he did it and it's to go after the "right wing shitheads" (his latest term for the people he used to call Birthday Party Clowns). He says it so venomously, I think because he knows he's lost to them.
As someone who loves the Fantastic Four, I haven't even bothered to watch the trailer, because I cannot remember the last time there was a Marvel movie that I gave a shit about.

Anyway, here's a couple panels I love from Hickman's Fantastic Four run and its finale in Secret Wars 2015.

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The gayest shit so far.

As someone who loves the Fantastic Four, I haven't even bothered to watch the trailer, because I cannot remember the last time there was a Marvel movie that I gave a shit about.

Anyway, here's a couple panels I love from Hickman's Fantastic Four run and its finale in Secret Wars 2015.

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I have always believed that a well done Fantastic Four movie would be a hit, but I also believe it would require good casting and a good director.
 
What the hell is this post by zack with the ai guy? Must be that's the type of guy he wants to date because it's not himself. This type of man does not frequent shoe stores after hours.

I feel like this is a personal ad and his future husband might be in the replies:
The homosexuality is pungent.

Also apparently his audience is closeted gay men, so that's who they are.
 
What the hell is this post by zack with the ai guy? Must be that's the type of guy he wants to date because it's not himself. This type of man does not frequent shoe stores after hours.

I feel like this is a personal ad and his future husband might be in the replies:
Reading those comments is worse than reading the original post from Zack. See, I know Zack is a weirdo, so when he makes a weird post I can just say, "There's the weirdo being a weirdo again." Unfortunately, these comments make me think Zack has a hardcore following of credulous weirdos and there are a lot more of them than I thought there were.
 
The toy car campaign was due for fulfillment in December 2024, during the Biden Administration. If EVS had gotten it out on time, instead of messing around like he always does on his Indiegogo campaigns, he wouldn't be having to deal with the tariffs.
 
I just saw the reveal video for the first time from a couple posts earlier. "Pull-back" toy cars are called inertia cars in China. These particular ones are less than a dime apiece in large quantities so maybe a quarter apiece in the small volume that was sold to Frog's suckers.
If he picks already existing molds, then the cars themselves won't cost much.
Having a bunch of Chinese women glue on the custom decals will probably be significantly more expensive.
He's not getting anything near those prices. Those prices are for the most basic model molded in very large quantities and thrown in a big box. He has far lower quantities and custom decals and custom packages, which means there are a lot more man-hours involved. My guess is he pays somewhere between 5 to 10 bucks for the production of one car.
 
If he picks already existing molds, then the cars themselves won't cost much.
Having a bunch of Chinese women glue on the custom decals will probably be significantly more expensive.
He's not getting anything near those prices. Those prices are for the most basic model molded in very large quantities and thrown in a big box. He has far lower quantities and custom decals and custom packages, which means there are a lot more man-hours involved. My guess is he pays somewhere between 5 to 10 bucks for the production of one car.
Zoom in and look, there's nothing custom about these cars. They're standard mass-produced models. Only the decal application is unique. I might go along with $3-$5 each for less than 1,000 but that's about it. The packaging cost multiples of the car inside for sure.

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Looks like 6 different car models with two decal schemes apiece for a total of 12 cars. I see two of the Lamborghini model and two of the Charger model that I recognize immediately and I'm not even a car guy.

#1 and #7 are the same, #2 and #8, #3 and #9, #4 and #10, #5 and #11, #6 and #12.

Being a cheapskate scammer actually benefits EVS in this case with tariffs.

Here's a pic of Coom's actual car from that race that this was supposedly modelled after. Not even close. The toy is a Dodge Charger knockoff. Maybe if you squint hard enough they're close?

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The toy car campaign was due for fulfillment in December 2024, during the Biden Administration. If EVS had gotten it out on time, instead of messing around like he always does on his Indiegogo campaigns, he wouldn't be having to deal with the tariffs.
I am certain that EVS had good reasons to do so. He would not do it out of laziness. He never does anything out of laziness.
 
Lusting after Charlie Cox is an omnisexual trait, though. I mean, Cox is HAWT.

I would give Zack a pass in that.

That Mark Wahlberg-lookalike AI man of his is sus, though. Wonder what the prompt must be. "Marky Mark from Calvin Klein modeling days giving me a smoldering inviting look when our eyes met one smoky evening..."?
 
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