Another Parody.
I can’t get my books delivered on time
Parody of Rain in the summer time by The Alarm
Written by Cal Rollia
(Verse 1)
Under the anvil of crowdfunds
Card Maxed out
by a lazy bum
With a silvertounge
Lack of father figure stung
Hive mind, without an ounce of grind
Like bad satire
A once believer
They always stream
Maybe the funds may have deplete
(Chorus)
Every delay, another campaign
Why I can’t get my books delivered on time
Oh, why, another campaign blew up on my face
(Verse 2)
A steel toe, lit a fire
Trashcast ended
My hopes are higher
My own desire
I just got another Rippazine aquired
(Chorus)
Every delay, another campaign
Why I can’t get my books delivered on time
Oh, why, another campaign blew up on my face
Why I can’t get my books delivered on time
Oh, why, another campaign blew up on my face
(Bridge)
Will he stop all the livestreams
And finish the books this time?
When or if I will ever get my books that's half a decade behind
(Chorus)
Why I can’t get my books delivered on time
Oh why, another campaign blew up on my face
Why I can’t get my books delivered on time
Oh why, another campaign blew up on my face
(another campaign blew up on my face)
(books delivered on time)
If anyone would like to sing this song. You are free to.