#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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MisterCH 86 said:
You can tell he's begging DC to take him back, because he has nothing LEFT right now. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he was already broke and his "Rippaverse is on it's last legs" claim was just projecting on his part.
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It is 2031, ISOM has released it's 6th compendium. The animated series is abouts to start it's 3rd season and the Streets of Florespark game is getting it's 2nd dlc bundle on PS7.

People hold a brief memorial for Riley's suicide anniversary and Ethan Ralph has announced a sequel to his mega success comic "Ralpha Male."

Meanwhile EVS has launched his 7th back me bro campaign of the year, Helephant still is nowhere to be seen and only haters ask about Reignbow the brute. And he only has 15 out of 18 pages left to go on Cyberfrog 4 after closing his 3rd "last chance" campaign. Still insisting that Rippaverse is going bust.
 
Grumpus said:
It is 2031, ISOM has released it's 6th compendium. The animated series is abouts to start it's 3rd season and the Streets of Florespark game is getting it's 2nd dlc bundle on PS7.

People hold a brief memorial for Riley's suicide anniversary and Ethan Ralph has announced a sequel to his mega success comic "Ralpha Male."

Meanwhile EVS has launched his 7th back me bro campaign of the year, Helephant still is nowhere to be seen and only haters ask about Reignbow the brute. And he only has 15 out of 18 pages left to go on Cyberfrog 4 after closing his 3rd "last chance" campaign. Still insisting that Rippaverse is going bust.
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Honestly with how morbidly obese EVS is, I wouldn't count on him living past 57. But yeah, I can definitely see this happening. 🤣
 
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The Token Ethnic said:
I mentioned the cuck thing towards Gambit a while back:
Modern Marvel hates Gambit due to his Pepé Le Pew-ish behavior. When I used to hear the Marvel podcast, Ryan Penagos would go out of his way to shit on Gambit and mention how much he hates him due to how much of a "problematic" character he is.

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Way too late for that,

X-FAG 97 was already %30 cucking Gambit and turning Rogue into homicidal turbo whore, %30 cucking Wolverine and %40 sucking off Magneto.

Also now I have everyone's attention I'd like to remind everyone that Your Boy Zach is retarded niggerfaggot.
 
Raikiri said:
Way too late for that,

X-FAG 97 was already %30 cucking Gambit and turning Rogue into homicidal turbo whore, %30 cucking Wolverine and %40 sucking off Magneto.

Also now I have everyone's attention I'd like to remind everyone that Your Boy Zach is retarded niggerfaggot.
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X men is being written by moral relativists who don't understand the franchise and think that Magneto isn't a villian.
 
Grumpus said:
Meanwhile EVS has launched his 7th back me bro campaign of the year, Helephant still is nowhere to be seen and only haters ask about Reignbow the brute. And he only has 15 out of 18 pages left to go on Cyberfrog 4 after closing his 3rd "last chance" campaign. Still insisting that Rippaverse is going bust.
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The sick thing about that is that I just ran the predictive numbers for Ethan's productivity and that is almost exactly where Ethan will be with Cyberfrog 4 in 2031 if he starts it in 2028. EVS physically can't create art faster than a single page every three weeks. At least not since he left DC. He seemed to dumb down the art in Reignbow the Brute (lots of 3-panel pages) and it didn't help his productivity at all.
 
Strix454 said:
The sick thing about that is that I just ran the predictive numbers for Ethan's productivity and that is almost exactly where Ethan will be with Cyberfrog 4 in 2031 if he starts it in 2028. EVS physically can't create art faster than a single page every three weeks. At least not since he left DC. He seemed to dumb down the art in Reignbow the Brute (lots of 3-panel pages) and it didn't help his productivity at all.
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He's doing it slower than a single page every three weeks. That would about 18 a year. He would have finished Reignbow and Cyberfrog 3 already at that pace.
 
Dafuqisdis? said:
He's doing it slower than a single page every three weeks. That would about 18 a year. He would have finished Reignbow and Cyberfrog 3 already at that pace.
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Cyberfrog 1, 2,, 3 and Reignbow the Brute totals 229 pages of story. (that is approx and can be disputed. But its a number).
At a pace of one page every three weeks since 2018, it will take 13 years to finish it all. Or it should all be finished in 2031.


Cyberfrog 1 60 pages
Cyberfrog 2 73 pages
Cyberfrog 3 48 pages
Reignbow the brute 48 pages
 
Strix454 said:
Cyberfrog 1, 2,, 3 and Reignbow the Brute totals 229 pages of story. (that is approx and can be disputed. But its a number).
At a pace of one page every three weeks since 2018, it will take 13 years to finish it all. Or it should all be finished in 2031.


Cyberfrog 1 60 pages
Cyberfrog 2 73 pages
Cyberfrog 3 48 pages
Reignbow the brute 48 pages
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You can't just average them out like that. He was done drawing Rekt Planet in June of 2022. He was on a still very slow but faster pace back them.

If he was doing a page every three weeks he would have already completed both considering he already had a number of pages done for both when he launched the campaigns.
 
Strix454 said:
Cyberfrog 1, 2,, 3 and Reignbow the Brute totals 229 pages of story. (that is approx and can be disputed. But its a number).
At a pace of one page every three weeks since 2018, it will take 13 years to finish it all. Or it should all be finished in 2031.


Cyberfrog 1 60 pages
Cyberfrog 2 73 pages
Cyberfrog 3 48 pages
Reignbow the brute 48 pages
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Cyberfrog 4 - 32 pages
Cyberfrog 5 - 15 pages
Cyberfrog 6 - double sided sticky note

Still takes 3 years to release
 
Decided to look into Dick's posts.
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Too lazy to read a full 26 pages SMH.
Also is that negativity I see? What is this some kind of BURF DAY QWAWN???
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"They aren't fucking with just women, all of there faces are shit."
Still loves the game btw.
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Again you'll be tempted to believe he's doing the millennial woes meme, he not. He's just that retarded.
Also playing the "real nerd" aaaaah yes.
Because "real nerds" are mindless CONSOOMERS of slop content.
 
Edgeymcedgename said:
Too lazy to read a full 26 pages SMH.
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I think I figured out why he hates classic comics so much. So I did some looking up using the power of shitty AI, and apparently this is just proving my point that Dickie is just a retard who can't read and should just shut the fuck up about media in general.

Because this is a guy who is mentally incapable of reading maybe 2,500 words... at most. You heard me, this bitch boy cunt can't read and is mentally incapable of reading anything that is beyond a vignette. Not even short story. Vignette. And hell for all I know that book might not even have 2,000 words. Depends on how long the comic is and its formatting.

As for why this perfectly explains his loathing of classic comics, well, that's because the silver age actually expected you to be fucking literate. Twice as many words per page or so, since they tend to be more verbose. Partially it was to save space in the cut speed on the drawing. But also it's just because they kind of had higher standards.

For so no wonder he couldn't read the almost 4,000 words. Because that's too hard for dented dicky, the man who faced death because he wanted to be raped in the asshole by Snake Eyes from gi Joe, and because he was a criminally stupid ape literally.

Especially since he's still seemingly gets pulled over and tries to pick a fight with the police every fucking years because he can't drive correctly.
 
So I am watching YouTube before bed and all of a sudden I get recommended a "CLIPPAVERSE" stream? Is this like the curse of the medallion? Is my soul eternally pledged to a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow? I want a degree of separatation from the poo, which is why I watch KC and MATI. let them pozload my neghole for my amusement.
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