#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[FROG]

Frogman promised he wasn't gonna livestream for a while and get work done, what? Three days ago.

He barely made it a day. The stream starts okay, then Cecil appears and all hope of quality disappears.

“I promised...?” I said I was going to have to cut my YouTube work in half so I could focus on my drawing. That isn’t an oath. That’s a regretful state of affairs. Live-streaming is important.

If it’s been 3 days in between live-streams, that’s not enough live-streaming.

Stop being a nudge.

 

[jspit2.0]

“I promised...?”

To yourself. Pledged. New Year resolutioned. Whatever....

I said I was going to have to cut my YouTube work in half so I could focus on my drawing. That isn’t an oath.

Very well. Let the record reflect, @FROG is innocent! Innocent I tell you!

That’s a regretful state of affairs. Live-streaming is important.

It is. So's doing your work and keeping your dick out of the crazy.

If it’s been 3 days in between live-streams, that’s not enough live-streaming.

Stop being a nudge.

I'm a Kiwi, Jersey shore.

Hard might be tricky. I've taken a lot of drugs over the years. However the girth of my flaccid cock should still impress.

Nassar can tell you, since I'm one of the handful of people on here who don't like you.

 

[Newman's Own]

I don't recall ever saying "fuck Doug Ernst" on a live stream, so let's make it official. Fuck Doug Ernst. The guy is a duplicitous prick.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms Kelsey.

Share those emails and DM's. That's the Kiwi way. We'd love to see the correspondence that confirms your remarks about Doug Ernst.

It would clear up a lot of long standing misconceptions about you, Mitch and the whole Breitweiser's are being attacked by someone within CG scandal.

Looking forward to seeing those screenshots Kelsey.

On the other hand it doesn't really say much for Doug Ersnt's potential for fighting the culture war if all it took was a drunk yelling "fuck Doug" for him to collapse completely.

I don't remember Ernst 'collapsing completely' was there a live stream or a Twitter meltdown or something else you're referring to here?

I do remember some thoroughly homosexual accusations and innuendo being thrown around by Mitch, Kelsey, another prominent CG personality and a mysterious Shadow King.

No receipts though.

This would have been right around the time it was revealed that Mitch had fucked over Red Rooster backers to finance his Walmart deal. That video of Mitch bashing his head into the keyboard, nuking his Twitter and putting Kelsey here in the Twitter penalty box was funny stuff.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Ah Newman's, I knew there was no way you could resist coming back now that Kelsey has registered an account.

I don't remember Ernst 'collapsing completely' was there a live stream or a Twitter meltdown or something else you're referring to here?

I do remember some thoroughly homosexual accusations and innuendo being thrown around by Mitch, Kelsey, another prominent CG personality and a mysterious Shadow King.

No, just his self-removal from the rest of CG (except to grant interviews with whoever is angriest with Frog that week) after his request to speak to Kelsey's manager over a swear word didn't get the result he wanted.

Frog's credulity over Mitch's presentation of events and irresponsibility in bringing it uncritically to the CG mob, or Kelsey Shannon's making a drunken ass out of himself doesn't really change that Ernst clearly has extra thin skin and maybe wasn't cut out for any sort of fight in the first place. The two-year conspiracy theories over a troll in his youtube chats named "Shadow King" that nobody else has ever heard of isn't really helping things either.

 

[Jub-Jub]

There are 1293 backers not counting refunds. It takes like 2 minutes to put a book in a mailer, tape it shut, and slap a return address label and the backer's address label on it. That works out to just under 11 hours of work. Get 3 friends to help out and you can have it done in one night. This book is NEARLY TWO FUCKING YEARS LATE. There really isn't any excuse to not sit your fucking ass down for a night and package and address all the books and then take them to the post office the next morning. Order pizza, bring some friends over, call it a Packing Party or something like that but DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

According to his updates he's had the books for ~7months (15th Aug 2020), minus the digital backers that's 7 months to ship ~1100 packages. A breakneck pace of 6/day would've finished by now.

#2 - The packages were supposedly already shipped once via Media Mail and returned by the USPS

He claimed they were still getting through in the very next update, so the USPS didn't even return all of them in the first place. 3 months to slap a new sticker on some packages

donal literally has no excuse.

I think you'll find he has all the excuses.

 

[Newman's Own]

Frog's credulity over Mitch's presentation of events and irresponsibility in bringing it uncritically to the CG mob, or Kelsey Shannon's making a drunken ass out of himself doesn't really change that Ernst clearly has extra thin skin and maybe wasn't cut out for any sort of fight in the first place.

So no melt down. No 'complete collapse'.

Just a poorly executed whisper campaign clearly engineered by Kelsey's boss and participated in by CG luminaries.

It's kind of weak trying to make Ernst the cow here because he reacted (mildly) to rumors being spread about him and Ethan's superchat regular trying to troll him on his livestreams.

I'd say the cows were the fucktards who tried to draw attention away from Mitch's colossal fuck up by trying and failing to make the latest CG villain Ernst, but opinions vary.

I'd love to hear @Kelsey's version of events though and see his receipts (drop those DM's Kelsey).

Somehow I think all we're going to see from Kelsey is deflection and simian shit flinging if he posts again at all.

 

[Mister Dongs]

I'd say the cows were the fucktards who tried to draw attention away from Mitch's colossal fuck up by trying and failing to make the latest CG villain Ernst, but opinions vary.

I'd love to hear @Kelsey's version of events though and see his receipts (drop those DM's Kelsey).

lol

 

[Newman's Own]

Ernst has expressed enough times that he has no issue with Mitch or Kelsey dropping those DM's.

Still no receipts though...

@Kelsey ?

 

[Kelsey]

Since I got a fresh batch of DM's from Doug begging me to drop DM's, I don't think I will just yet, if I do at all. That's Nasser's game not mine.

I see he has friends here, which doesn't surprise me at all. The guy is a lowlife, trading back alley info. while trying to pretend he's an upstanding Christian. He can fuck himself.

All my DM's are of us being friendly until he wasn't. Let him fucking drop them. He's got them all. What's he afraid of? Looking like the douche bag he really is.

Nah, I'm in a good mood.

Peace.

 

[Absurdity]

Ah Newman's, I knew there was no way you could resist coming back now that Kelsey has registered an account.

No, just his self-removal from the rest of CG (except to grant interviews with whoever is angriest with Frog that week) after his request to speak to Kelsey's manager over a swear word didn't get the result he wanted.

Frog's credulity over Mitch's presentation of events and irresponsibility in bringing it uncritically to the CG mob, or Kelsey Shannon's making a drunken ass out of himself doesn't really change that Ernst clearly has extra thin skin and maybe wasn't cut out for any sort of fight in the first place. The two-year conspiracy theories over a troll in his youtube chats named "Shadow King" that nobody else has ever heard of isn't really helping things either.

Why wouldn't Doug have a problem with Kelsey and vice-versa even before the incident? They're opposites in many ways, but the difference here was that Doug tried to settle it behind the scenes (like a respectable guy) but was repeatedly denied, ghosted and finally leaked (like a faggot) by the frog with the eggshell fee-fees a year or so later. Doug was way ahead of the curve and decided to get while the getting was good AND he wasn't a diva about it. If he could manage to avoid getting pulled back into the dimensional drama portal EVS just previously opened up, he'll be alot better off. Maybe he's almost hit his limit and if so it would be a shame to break up his stride because Ethan threw a spanner in the works. But leave it to a drunken disgrace to sit on it for a few months after that year-old leak to then choose to talk to everyone else but the guy it concerned. Where does a wounded dog get the courage to snap? Get some help Kelsey.

The "fight" is supposed to be about publishing your own comics on your own terms without the BS. Ernst did that and he did it with out the Barnum and Bailey that we've all since associated with CG because of Sciverfraud. I know that we think of "fighting" now like it has to be a bunch of lobotomized lugheads storming social media like some American Ninja obstacle course, or retard a-log Kiwis, myself included, pecking at parrot droppings... but it's amazing what can happen when a man settles on what he can handle and doesn't constantly push the boundaries of what he can get away with for less work. Ethan can't stop messing with people, recruiting messed-up people, spitting them out like watermelon seeds and here we are in the middle of a wild melon patch with no end in sight. Slott and Waid and all those other actual industry SJW idiots are no longer threats. The vast majority of what populates the problematic "CG" landscape consists of Ethan's leftovers and sloppy seconds.

 

[Newman's Own]

Since I got a fresh batch of DM's from Doug begging me to drop DM's, I don't think I will just yet, if I do at all. That's Nasser's game not mine.

Deflection confirmed.

This is Kiwi Farm's. Don't be a cock tease.

I see he has friends here, which doesn't surprise me at all. The guy is a lowlife, trading back alley info. while trying to pretend he's an upstanding Christian. He can fuck himself.

REEEEE!!!!!

Simian shit flinging confirmed.

All my DM's are of us being friendly until he wasn't. Let him fucking drop them. He's got them all. What's he afraid of? Looking like the douche bag he really is.

I don't have Doug's DM's to drop. You do. Don't be a pansy about it.

Nah, I'm in a good mood.

Your post seems to indicate otherwise.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Hard might be tricky. I've taken a lot of drugs over the years. However the girth of my flaccid cock should still impress.

Just PM @5t3n0g0ph3r he is the thread moderator. After that you'll get a checkmark or some kind of tag that shows you're not a gay ops retard impersonating Kelsey.

I don't think Doug Ernst has any "friends" here. We really don't know much about the guy.

With posts like this you'll fit in around here, raise one and blaze one and welcome to the thread.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Why wouldn't Doug have a problem with Kelsey and vice-versa even before the incident? They're opposites in many ways, but the difference here was that Doug tried to settle it behind the scenes (like a respectable guy) but was repeatedly denied, ghosted and finally leaked (like a faggot) by the frog with the eggshell fee-fees a year or so later.

So Newman's is complaining about "a whisper campaign clearly engineered by Kelsey's boss" while you're here extolling Doug Ernst's willingness to take his personal problems "behind the scenes" as opposed to airing out these grievances publicly. Which is it? I'm not going to debate two a-logs with diametrically opposite positions.

 

[NasserRabadi13]

Since I got a fresh batch of DM's from Doug begging me to drop DM's, I don't think I will just yet, if I do at all. That's Nasser's game not mine.

Oof.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Just PM @5t3n0g0ph3r he is the thread moderator. After that you'll get a checkmark or some kind of tag that shows you're not a gay ops retard impersonating Kelsey.

I'd love to help set that up, but a lot of the verified users lost their checkmark due to a recent update.
I'm not sure if that has been fixed are not.
I'll ask about it.

 

[Newman's Own]

Maybe you should check in with your boss before you drop DM's Kelsey.

Wouldn't want to piss off Betty. I hear she can be ... difficult... when she's pissed.

So Newman's is complaining about "a whisper campaign clearly engineered by Kelsey's boss" while you're here extolling Doug Ernst's willingness to take his personal problems "behind the scenes" as opposed to airing out these grievances publicly. Which is it? I'm not going to debate two a-logs with diametrically opposite positions.

Nope.

He said Doug tried to deal with Kelsey's behavior privately and then it became a public campaign against Doug to draw attention away from Mitch the Bitch.

Doug tried to settle things, got attacked publicly then offered to share the DM's if Mitch, Ethan or @Kelsey had the sack.

They didn't. Not takers. But they kept spreading the rumors for a couple months.

Still zero receipts, just faggotry.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Doug tried to settle things, got attacked publicly then offered to share the DM's if Mitch, Ethan or @Kelsey had the sack.

They didn't. Not takers. But they kept spreading the rumors for a couple months.

Still zero receipts, just faggotry.

All my DM's are of us being friendly until he wasn't. Let him fucking drop them. He's got them all. What's he afraid of? Looking like the douche bag he really is.

Kelsey just said in this thread he was fine with Ernst posting all the DMs he likes.
If what you're saying is true, all we have to do now is sit back and wait.

 

[The Holmes]

Oof.

It's okay, Nassar. You've brought us lulz and joy with your dm dropping and we love you for it.

 

[Newman's Own]

Kelsey just said in this thread he was fine with Ernst posting all the DMs he likes.
If what you're saying is true, all we have to do now is sit back and wait.

This is embarrassing. Doug isn't a Kiwi but @Kelsey is right here.

Kelsey is talking shit, not Doug.

Kelsey has the DM's.

Kelsey says he has Doug's consent to drop them.

What Kelsey doesn't have is the testicles to back his mewling with the 'proof' he pretends to have.

Kelsey needs to nut up or shut up. So far all he's contributed to this thread is useless A-logging against his EVIL NEMISISS ... Doug Ernst.

Kelsey is a chump.

 

[9th legion centurion 002]

@Kelsey I heard Frog might publish something of yours under All Caps, give us an elevator pitch of what you're working on. I don't particularly care about the old Earnst news.