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[Balldo's Gate]

REKIETA UPDATE:

Aaron Imholte alog Patrick Melton of the Nobody Likes Onions podcast has posted a photo of a document which purports to say that the mandatory reporter who made a report regarding Nick Rekieta's family was the family pastor.

As far as I know, it's not known how he acquired the document or its authenticity at this time (he may have discussed this on a show or something)

Link to Rekieta thread

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

The thread on cryptozoological curiosity and man-frog hybrid, Johnathan Bruce Tibbets (LINK), is out of the Prospering Grounds! Come and stop by the thread to laugh at him for wetting his bed, wearing dirty crapped briefs that have literally turned brown from not washing them, and his ridiculous plans to take down our very wholesome website such as: Operation Gallows Protocol 616. And his amazing plan to summon the ACK!vengers to come fight us (Spoiler warning: The ACK!vengers have already suffered 40% casualties!)

But wait there's more! Local Kiwi Farms user, @Negi Springfield, connoisseur of little boy's knees, has been actively engaging with TiBBz well before his prominence in the Goblinverse. This includes being in his Discord servers, and even giving TiBBz money! So even if you don't like the main course, there's at least a side dish you can enjoy, and I actively encourage everyone to insult Negi.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta has posted to Locals

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Someone who claims to have been in the Communist Party with Keffals has uploaded a video to youtube talking about their interactions with them.

Here's the cliff notes:

• Calls him a con artist and a manipulator
• Keffals operated their own 'Personality Cult' at the communist party
• They stole an art product from another member and sold it, then used their influence to avoid responsibility.
• Uploader got kicked out of the Communist party after Keffals lackeys faked a resignation letter in his name.
• At protests they would take 'swings' at opponents. Not sure if this means physical contact or just insults.
• Keffals lived in filth and their apartment had guinea pig shit everywhere.
• This is all circumstantial but he thinks the 'Swatting' letter to the Canadian police was probably sent by keffals himself. He says Keffals had planned on sending a threatening letter to the City Hall in Canada (I presume the one in Toronto) in the past for whatever reason but were talked down. Robert also says that Keffals told him that sending threatening letters 'wasn't beneath him'. Again, this was some time before the swatting thing happened and it's not really proof that Keffals sent that one particular letter himself but it's something worth mentioning anyway.

Discuss here

 

[Axiom.]

In the spirit of cows on the lam, it's been confirmed that Ben Thorp broke the no contact order against Grace, and not only that, but ironically talking about how the no contact order is a burden on them.

In the link, you can clearly see Grace on the reflection of the window

Link

 

[AltisticRight]

​

With 300 pages added, we need another summary.
The Zoom call was made public and filled with dipshits who need Nicholas Rekieta as their attorneys so they can get the chair.

Judge Fischer will be overseeing this case.
Balldo made a slew of unfunny misogynist "jokes" at her expense. She was the same judge overseeing the Balldo vs. Montegraph lawsuit.

Uh oh Balldo bros, I don't feel so good.

It was revealed that one of Balldo's daughters answered the door. Balldo was with law enforcement, but he refused to let the bastard fascist pigs with badges know the door code. They just busted in.
This guy was willing to put his own children in danger because "muh lolbertarianism".
By the way, Balldo's license plate says "LAWPOPE". I'm sure the badged thugs were impressed.

>Upon entry, officer Joshua Moonson (this is a joke) noted the condition of the room
>CLEAN YOUR ROOM LIKE A BUCKO
>Balldo threw the search warrant on the floor in tardrage

Balldo is a seasoned druggie.

>Scales, cash and bags tested positive for cocaine
>Bags of cocaine
>Green ketamine tablets
>Snort tubes and metal cutters

Balldo lost some weight, or maybe they only weighed the demonic spirit known as Magi-chan.



>Officer, I need my Ritalin
>Sure Mrs. Rekieta, we will bring that for you
>This is it, what's that inside? Some kind of gummy?
>Sir, this does NOT match the bottle's label
>Sneaky Gollum

Balldo had a bag of his favourite Columbian Nose Candy which was likely adulterated with fentanyl in the same room as a firearm, which amplified the charges. It turns out in 2017, one of his clients had the exact scenario.


Maddox posted a thing.

Link
(Inverted pineapple means open to swinging, thanks Balldo I did not want to know that.)

@Useful_Mistake made a thread specifically for this case.
Serious posts only.

Here's some wholesome news, unless you're Juju the cow, Vaedophilie, Ethan van Scammer or Riley.

Archive | Archive | Discussion begins here.

 

[Seafarer]

SophieFromMars, a BreadTube tranny that was accused last year of being an abusive sex pest by other trannies, with alleged behavior including burning people with cigarettes, has returned to BreadTube and has seemingly been received with open arms by most in the community.

 

[Symalsa]

Jim Stewartson claims veteran status

This may seem like a joke but wait until you see his justification for this. He’s 1000% serious.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Karlyn Borysenko, who just the other day did a stream covering Nick Rekieta’s drunken stream, is blaming the Farms for his downfall and arrest.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dr-karlyn-borysenko.125037/post-18437050

 

[vomitusdeux]

Chris Chan was spotted in Dallas (texas) airport, alone. His flight was cancelled and it's speculated he was either there visiting conventions, or it was a layover flight from somewhere else. Suggesting his radio silence has been due to travel.

(discussion)
(archive of reddit post)

 

[geckogoy]

Join us today for space station 13 and farm some kiwis! (Saturday, 6PM ET)

 

[Markass the Worst]

In a stunning cow crossover, attention whore Elaine "Trollcow" Miller has been afflicted with Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome.



Discuss in Elaine's thread
Discuss in RSDS thread

 

[Harm]

Since people have been discussing the children, it seems relevant to note that the charges regarding the kids are different between Nick and Kayla. The other two charges/penalties for drugs and firearms are identical.

Spoiler: Full list of charges/penalties

Nick's charges/penalties:
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Kayla's charges/penalties:
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Nick's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning sale/possession of substances:

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Kayla's charge/penalty pertains to endangerment concerning neglect and knowingly permitting physical/sex abuse:

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Just something to keep in mind going forward.

Closer scrutiny of the charges brought against the Rekietas has found that they are facing different child endangerment charges. Most concerning is Kayla Rekieta's charge under 609.378.1(a)(2) which is the following:

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both. (source)

Remember, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty.

EDIT: Changed "Kayla Rekieta's charges" to "Kayla Rekieta's charge" for increased accuracy.

 

[tehpope]

It was 4 years ago today we lost an absolute scumbag the greatest black man who ever lived tm, George Floyd. He died of an drug overdose while in police custody over a fake $20 bill was murdered in the streets of Minneapolis by 4 police officers. May he rest in piss rest in power.

https://x.com/POTUS/status/1794361884717506920

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/page-4263#post-18438313

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

★★★★☆

Breaking Balldo: A Non-Practicing Stream.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ea9Q8hbwt80

Mr Metokur streaming in ETA 2hour from now.

I saw a peak of 6.2k viewers before the pre stream clips this is going to be a big one folks.

Edit; I sniped @thhrang who made a more detailed post (below)

Discussion post begins in thread also written by thhrang:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jim-ja...81jim-internet-aristocrat.24191/post-18440777

 

[thhrang]

Mister Metokur has done a stream about Nick Rekieta.

He has new merchandise making fun of Rekieta.

Rekieta Thread Discussion
Metokur Thread Discussion

 

[William Tyndale]

While we were all watching the Reikieta drama unfold, *two* gangs in Haiti robbed (gang one) and killed (gang two) two American missionaries there, burning their bodies afterwards. The decedents were the daughter and son-in-law of Missouri state senator, Ben Baker. Twenty years ago the deceased husband’s father founded the non-profit they were in Haiti managing. It is an event that shocks no one who has any sense about race relations and 3rd world shitholes.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/haiti...ouple-was-on-phone-with-father-in-law.192030/

 

[Burning Fanatic]

More misc updates and happenings:

1. An update to last Thursday's Beauty Parlor happening:

Primink, a pretty sizable Commentary/Tea Channel, has released a follow up video 4 years later regarding Lillie Jean and her batshit mother, Laur Trueman, sending all kinds of spam, takedown notices, and intimidating messages to get videos covering their shady activity removed from the Internet.

Lillie Jean and her batshit mother Laur Trueman had recently gone on to upload two videos with Primink's dox in an attempt to further intimidate him. Thankfully, DeOrio and his livestream audience managed to get YouTube's attention, with both videos by the Truemans' videos taken down and Primink finally being able to speak with someone at YouTube reagrding the Trueman's malicious tactics to silence their critics.


2. Keffals has finally put out an internal response in the Catboy Ranch server, or at least a weak attempt at saving face regarding the lawsuit's lack of any updates. This was issued as a last resort due to numerous mods of the server feeling burnt out after banning members who asked about the recent drama or where the server's name and backstory originate from.


3. A BreadTuber by the name of "In Praise of Shadows" (IPS) has put out a nearly 3 and a half hour long video that criticized various filmmakers for their ties to Conservative figures and right-leaning ideas. Most notably, there is an entire section toward the end of the video dedicated to attacking Wendigoon, a married Christian man who covers various horror and paranormal content on YT. Plenty of absurd claims and guilt by association observations are put forth to paint Wendigoon and his associates as far right extremists, such as Wendigoon previously using "Boogaloo Boy" for a username many years ago as a teenager, and that he wears Hawaiian shirts. IPS somehow believes that he's directly tied to the rise of the far right group "The Boogaloo Boys", who have been labeled as domestic terrorists.

And if you thought that example was bad, you'll be bewildered by some of the more far reaching assertions he makes toward other popular creators and figures being terrible people:

Spoiler: Skitzo Summary Notes:

• Amongst the people that Wendigoon is friends with and/or follows:
  • Followed (and therefore supports) Kyle Rittenhouse on Twitter.
  • Openly friends with Turkey Tom, who said the dreaded N-word.
  • Connected to Internet Historian, having starred in his video about the man trapped in a cave. IH once made a joke about his Birthday being the day Hitler was born.
  • Friends with very far-right leaning GunTuber Donut Operator, who profits off the footage of police killing people.
    • His immediate go-to example? A video where a literal pedophile gets executed by cops.
  • Collaborated with Nick Crowley, who profits off of True Crime content + mutually follows some of the aforementioned content creators.
  • Also collaborated with Plagued Moth, who also profits off of gore content.
    • Weirdly, Moth isn't even an example of an immoral, right-leaning creator, and is instead just a shitty guy who (rightfully) has a lolcow thread on the Farms.
  • Openly friends with Shoe0nHead, who 'masquerades as a leftist.'
  • Friends with Brandon Buckingham, who has "been accused of threatening someone with rape."
    • Bizarrely, this dipshit didn't take two second to look up the fact that this claim was made by Sneako of all people.
  • Friends with Oompaville, a "gun-obsessed content creator" who exploited Nickacado Avocado during his mental decline and made a video talking to Andrew Tate.
    • Yes, this loser somehow believes that Nick is mentally ill and collaborating with him in a video is a form of exploitation.
    • He also fails to acknowledge that the video with Tate was meant to mock him the entire time.
    • And Oompa doesn't even make gun content on his channel, he just owns them...?
  • Friends with Mutahar, who was against Tate being deplatformed and most recently, 'has shown a great deal of transphobia' (toward Keffals).
  • Positively interacted with RockSolid, a Twitter shitposter who likes edgy content.
  • Positively interacted with Disclose.tv, a "far-right propaganda website that uses hate speech, engages in Holocaust denialism, and platforms neo-nazis"
  • Appeared in content with a Mrgunsngear, a pro-second amendment figure.
  • Publicly friends with Brandon Herrera, another pro-gun figure running for Government.
    • Despite not finding any concrete evidence, insists that Herrera may have also had ties to the Boogaloo Boys simply because people online said so.
• Wendigoon has stolen the (user)name from a mythical creature that is symbolic to indigenous people.
  • Believes Wendigoon's too white to have any blood ties or connection to indigenous people, and goes on to discredit any of Wendigoon's personal stories to try and paint him as a racist colonizer.
• Wendigoon misgendered Chris-chan.

And at this point, I tapped out. Fuck this miserable loser.

 

[Seafarer]

Over in the Japanese Lolcows thread, a streamer and former convict by the name of Yuiga (real name: Hara Tadayuki) who gained popularity as part of a genre of streamers/thugs who discuss the Japanese criminal underworld (so-called “Outlaw Namanushi”), has been found dead inside a suitcase found in the Tama river, with the cause of death being listed as asphyxiation.

Yugia had previously gained notoriety after another streamer exposed his criminal record, which in addition to charges such as theft and assault, revealed he had previously been sentenced to 3 years and 4 months for repeatedly raping a 12 year old girl. He also had beef with the Yakuza, which seems the likely reason for his murder.

Picture of the chomo:

Update: five individuals have been arrested in relation to Yugia’s death.

 

[D_Tractor]

Week old news but a California teacher who was fired for refusing to use students’ preferred pronouns was given a $360,000 settlement from the school district.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/california-teacher-who-was-fired-for-refusing-to-use-students-preferred-pronouns-awarded-360-000-settlement.192071/#post-18444422