Compete in the Lulz League: Chess and CS:GO

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

Okay people. Do you want to show how big brained of a nibba you are? Do you want to prove that your crew has the teamwork and raw reaction time necessary to get the highest kill counts come RaHoWa? I propose intersite tournaments for the notable lulzy sites.

Events:

• Fischer Random Chess, or Chess960 as it is commonly referred to. This is the same rules of normal chess, but the home row is randomized so it doesn’t give an edge to people who have autistically memorized thousands of chess openings. You are forced to rely on your intuition and ingenuity. Also it was invented by Bobby Fischer, one of the 20th century’s most prominent wrongthinkers, because he was pissed off chess had become too kiked.
• CS:GO Comp – to display your superior murderous teamplay. Separate events for US and EU, for obvious reasons, though you can elect to choose players in the wrong region to play and eat the pingtime. Each team selects two maps, opposing team vetoes one of the other team’s selections, referee chooses third map not chosen by either team.
• CS:GO Wingman – display your raw capacity for superior response times in a 2V2 CS:GO match. Same deal-- separate EU and US as well, same map selection criteria.

Each site should select its top players for each event and prepare to go full Tucker Carlson on their rival sites in the glorious public arena. CS:GO matches will be streamed live with commentary.

As a representative of The Daily Stormer, I'd like to see Kiwis try to compete. I see a lot of people here with bitter hatred of us Nazis, so here's your chance to come humiliate us.

 

[IV 445]

I’d love to help but I suck at both

Anything else one can do to help?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

What about WWF No Mercy?

 

[Cthulu]

I'm game for chess.

 

[millais]

So it's like Chess-Boxing but updated for the era of the internet NEET

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

So it's like Chess-Boxing but updated for the era of the internet NEET

you don't need to commit the same players to the chess and cs:go events

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

I don't recognize the authority of any CS after 1.6

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Haha go fuck yourself stupid actual nazi. I'll not allow people to deprive you of the right to speak your idiotic ideas, but I will also enjoy the right to tell you your ideas are idiotic and you are dumb and you probably smell bad and also I bet your mom is ugly.

Someone post a link to the guide for how to make Nazis kill themselves. I need a kill count soon or I'm gonna get banned off the farms.

 

[Cthulu]

Someone post a link to the guide for how to make Nazis kill themselves

Sorry I thought you said how to kill Nazis

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Well I don't think this particular one has committed any war crimes we can try him for. Hey stupid nazi guy, have you committed any war crimes? If so, we'd like to execute you please.

If not, please commit one against yourself as soon as possible. Or alternatively stop being a dumb nazi. I imagine you'll stay dumb, but it's best to try one step at a time.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

Haha go fuck yourself stupid actual nazi. I'll not allow people to deprive you of the right to speak your idiotic ideas, but I will also enjoy the right to tell you your ideas are idiotic and you are dumb and you probably smell bad and also I bet your mom is ugly.

Someone post a link to the guide for how to make Nazis kill themselves. I need a kill count soon or I'm gonna get banned off the farms.

I might kill myself if some nigger lover with an ape maxine avatar got the best of my euro csgo team but I know that isn't gonna happen, you shitlibs are gonna lose to us nazis

this is your future, fag

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Don't be stupid, I'm not gonna play some inferior version of CS with some inferior version of a human being.

 

[millais]

Don't be stupid, I'm not gonna play some inferior version of CS with some inferior version of a human being.

correct. true patricians play CS 1.6

 

[Zaragoza]

Why did you corrupt Bobby Fischer into becoming an anti semite Weev?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I'm not too bad at chess. Out of practice though. And Bobby Fischer is a hilarious conspiratard who deserves a thread on here.

Oh, and I bet that our glorious self-hating Jew of a host is going to simply plug whatever moves we make into Deep Fritz cranked up to super grandmaster level. Either way, I don't care.

1. c4

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

I'm not too bad at chess. Out of practice though. And Bobby Fischer is a hilarious conspiratard who deserves a thread on here.

Oh, and I bet that our glorious self-hating Jew of a host is going to simply plug whatever moves we make into Deep Fritz cranked up to super grandmaster level. Either way, I don't care.

1. c4

You've got time to get in practice, this is an initial notice of what is being done.

Bobby Fischer is not a conspiratard, everything he said was down to earth and honest.

I will not personally be participating, as I'm not really good at chess. I can say, however, that part of the motivation behind the choice of Fischerandom is largely because it makes people cheating using engines to suggest moves for them insanely obvious at all phases of the game. I will be testing moves against all common engines and those caught using engines will be disqualified and publicly shamed.

Also there is no evidence that I am Jewish ty

 

[jewelry investor]

You've got time to get in practice, this is an initial notice of what is being done.

Bobby Fischer is not a conspiratard, everything he said was down to earth and honest.

I will not personally be participating, as I'm not really good at chess. I can say, however, that part of the motivation behind the choice of Fischerandom is largely because it makes people cheating using engines to suggest moves for them insanely obvious at all phases of the game. I will be testing moves against all common engines and those caught using engines will be disqualified and publicly shamed.

Also there is no evidence that I am Jewish ty

What about Go?