- Joined
- Oct 19, 2019
Problem:
- Br*tain's Online Safety Act of 2023 is now in force, making it illegal to say things their government disagrees with or something like that. This will cause long-term problems for site administration as keeping within the bounds of Br*tish law becomes untenable, which is something we definitely shouldn't want.
Proposed Solution:
- immediately ip ban all of Br*tain from Kiwi Farms.
- identify all Br*tish users via metadata and a scrape of the entire database to find self-identified Br*tish people using VPNs
- task an elite squad of our highest quality unmaskers to unmask the identities of all Br*tish Kiwi Farms users
- report them all to the Br*tish police. If their posts aren't spicy enough to get them arrested, have an admin edit in terrorism threats first.
In this way we can finally purge Kiwi Farms of the Br*tish hordes who've been defiling her with their intolerable existence for far too long. For too long we've been tilting at windmills trying to fight against the overreach of the Br*tish government when we should have been embracing it, for nobody else is better positioned to help remove all Br*tish users from our community permanently.
edit: Trigger Warning, discussion of Br*tain and Br*tish people.
- Br*tain's Online Safety Act of 2023 is now in force, making it illegal to say things their government disagrees with or something like that. This will cause long-term problems for site administration as keeping within the bounds of Br*tish law becomes untenable, which is something we definitely shouldn't want.
Proposed Solution:
- immediately ip ban all of Br*tain from Kiwi Farms.
- identify all Br*tish users via metadata and a scrape of the entire database to find self-identified Br*tish people using VPNs
- task an elite squad of our highest quality unmaskers to unmask the identities of all Br*tish Kiwi Farms users
- report them all to the Br*tish police. If their posts aren't spicy enough to get them arrested, have an admin edit in terrorism threats first.
In this way we can finally purge Kiwi Farms of the Br*tish hordes who've been defiling her with their intolerable existence for far too long. For too long we've been tilting at windmills trying to fight against the overreach of the Br*tish government when we should have been embracing it, for nobody else is better positioned to help remove all Br*tish users from our community permanently.
edit: Trigger Warning, discussion of Br*tain and Br*tish people.
