Confession & Apology to the Forums

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All of the info and pics on me except that regarding relationships that I posted were a false front to confuse Encyclopedia Dramatica's and METOKUR's forums when they were in search of me in relation to DrMusic2. Now that they are done with me and now that I'm sick of holding up a false front, here's a confession.

I'm more emo than Goth than I've been in years gone by, have been in Eugene, OR the whole time I was a member of the various CWCki boards (old internet provider assigned me Madera, CA and Denver, CO IP locations), I posted a pic of a good friend of mine as a CWCki Pic Thread post and apologized to him for it. I'm a tartlet and have no shame about it, I'm a close friend of DrMusic2 and that's how I got my info on her.

So I apologize to deceiving the whole board (actually several), please accept this apology... and any CWCki Forum member can add me if they want.
 
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Like I said I feel terrible about deceiving the boards and had to come clean sooner or later.
 
Even though your ruse cruise is at an end, don't let the prickly wicklies get to you. I don't recall any of those things you said you did, which means you're probably not an annoying dickbag, even without your clever disguise. As long as you embrace Hulkamania all will be forgiven.
 
Mauvman Shuffleboard said:
Even though your ruse cruise is at an end, don't let the prickly wicklies get to you. I don't recall any of those things you said you did, which means you're probably not an annoying dickbag, even without your clever disguise. As long as you embrace Hulkamania all will be forgiven.
I agree on all this. I try to be a nice and compassionate person...

Embracing Hulkamania? Absolutely.
 
No worries at all! I'm not familiar with drmusic or anything along the lines, so it's all good.
 
Gotta be honest besides knowing who Dr. Music is I have no clue who you are. So I leave you with the same advice as everyone else, follow your dreams and don't be a dick.

EDIT- Unless your dreams involve harming someone else. In which case don't do it. Of course this can be covered by don't be a dick but that's besides the point.
 
You wouldn't be the first person providing fake/stolen pictures and information here... Regardless, I find this a little... strange. I can't hold anything against you for withdrawing your own personal information, I understand why people do that, but I'm curious as to what's making you confess all of this, or why now for that matter.
 
I think it's safe to say that no one gave a damn about your fake life, so I'm sure we'll all sleep better tonight.
 
The Hunter said:
You wouldn't be the first person providing fake/stolen pictures and information here... Regardless, I find this a little... strange. I can't hold anything against you for withdrawing your own personal information, I understand why people do that, but I'm curious as to what's making you confess all of this, or why now for that matter.
It was all about my conscience, I was inside Wal-Mart and suddenly got the idea to confess to the CWCki what I had done.
 
Brother, the Hulkster has no idea what you are talking about, but you need to start to train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
 
I'm actually Hugo Chavez. I went into hiding after the CIA started trolling me on Facebook.

I know this has been a huge blow to everyones trust in me.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
I'm actually Hugo Chavez. I went into hiding after the CIA started trolling me on Facebook.

I know this has been a huge blow to everyones trust in me.

Brother, the Hulkster hopes you are just joshing us, as the Hulkster is a Real American and Hugo Chavez is equivalent to Nikolai Volkoff!
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Crazy Pacer said:
I'm actually Hugo Chavez. I went into hiding after the CIA started trolling me on Facebook.

I know this has been a huge blow to everyones trust in me.

Brother, the Hulkster hopes you are just joshing us, as the Hulkster is a Real American and Hugo Chavez is equivalent to Nikolai Volkoff!

No Hulkster! I'm an old man!
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Crazy Pacer said:
I'm actually Hugo Chavez. I went into hiding after the CIA started trolling me on Facebook.

I know this has been a huge blow to everyones trust in me.

Brother, the Hulkster hopes you are just joshing us, as the Hulkster is a Real American and Hugo Chavez is equivalent to Nikolai Volkoff!
What Nikolai Volkoff did was potatoes compared to what Crazy Chavez has done.
 
I too have a secret. I dont just look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I really am Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
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You're jealous/awestruck, I know.
 
Saney said:
I too have a secret. I dont just look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I really am Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Christopher-Mintz-Plasse-christopher-mintz-plasse-21146669-500-694.jpg

You're jealous/awestruck, I know.
So you're not an Australian super-soldier?
 
spaps said:
Saney said:
I too have a secret. I dont just look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I really am Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Christopher-Mintz-Plasse-christopher-mintz-plasse-21146669-500-694.jpg

You're jealous/awestruck, I know.
So you're not an Australian super-soldier?
...I'm both. Don't ask me how that works, it just does.
 
Saney said:
spaps said:
Saney said:
I too have a secret. I dont just look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I really am Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Christopher-Mintz-Plasse-christopher-mintz-plasse-21146669-500-694.jpg

You're jealous/awestruck, I know.
So you're not an Australian super-soldier?
...I'm both. Don't ask me how that works, it just does.
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