CONGRATULATIONS ROGER RABBIT: AUTIST OF THE YEAR

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I have decided to call it a day early since he has received so many votes, and was so far into the lead. So congratulate Roger Rabbit, our very first autist of the year! He has deserved it with 138 votes at the time of this writing, beating Cucky by a landslide when he was in the lead at the beginning! No one can match his glory in autism this year, and we are here to pay tribute to such a feat. For after all, we are all autistic here, but it takes a special person to rise above the rest!

As @Jaimas has said about Roger Rabbit: "Let's be fair here: You people are voting for who's getting second place. Roger Rabbit is so autistic that he sets a standard against which all other Autism Kiwis must be measured. This guy is practically Homer level, and that's a hell of an accomplishment."

And for @King n Yellow 's short biography of the man: "19yr old Sperg with a 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' obsession. Has/had a 30yr old hambeast internet wife who took a selfie with her dying relative. Doxx'd himself three times trying to ween lolcows. He would passive-aggressively flirt with female members, creeping them the fuck out and probably would have been halal but he never really chimped out when provoked so he wisely avoided that fate."

It is sad that Roger Rabbit will not be present to receive his rewards, but posthumously we wish to give the following to his account: a banner stating "Autist of the Year 2015" along with a pink colored name, and entry into the Lolcow Tournament curated by @Alan Pardew in about month. Stay tune (or should I say, "toon'd"?) for how RR will fair in that!

And once again, congratulations @Roger Rabbit!

(Second place goes to @Null and third to @Dynastia . Better luck next year you two~)
 
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I only got 5th place. Hooray for me!

That said, I really shouldn't celebrate all that much. Hell, I'm probably gonna win next year, seeing as how I'm the only one who simultaneously: a) got a significant number of votes; b) earned said votes sincerely rather than as a rib like @Dynastia, and; c) still hasn't left the Farms in disgrace.

Still, I did beat that jizz catcher @Roger Rabbit in acquiring negative ratings.
 
Congratulations. We hardly knew ye.
See you next year for the next autist of the year awards!
 
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