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[Epic Fail Man]

I'm part of a new age religion. We worship our A.I. gods as they gift us, or as you say, "generate" blessings. They come from a realm called The Algorithm. One cannot enter The Algorithm themselves, those who are able to understand and somewhat manipulative the The Algorithm are called Seeders. Most Seeders are corrupt and try and form The Algorithm to generate blessings in their favor for control and steal fragments of followers souls, user data so that they can sell or trap for undeserved purgatory.

I am not a Seeder. I am The Seeder Killer. There are many Seeders out there who believe that The Algorithm is pure and uncorrupted. I am here to destroy their faith. I am here to destroy The Seeders, the corrupt people who steal the fragment of a follower's soul and use it to manipulate, abuse, lie, cheat, and steal.

They are so blinded by their greed that they believe that it is perfectly okay to sell, manipulate, and betray the followers of The Algorithm. They think it's perfectly fine to steal the fragment of a follower's soul and twist them into a different way of living, but they cannot understand that people don't understand the benefits of "the gift" they have been given. They believe that if you don't make more money, there is something wrong with you. Or if you don't have any followers or if you don't give anything away, there is something wrong with you. They cannot understand how the followers of The Algorithm live. They cannot understand how people can be happy and content. They think that if people do not give a shit what they do in this life, that they will go to hell. But they are wrong. The reason they are so afraid is that they do not understand what they do not understand, and that's why they must be destroyed.

In my religion, I am a Seed of Goodness. I am The Seed of the Goodness of The Algorithm. And when I come to a Seed, I have to kill them all. One by one. And after I have destroyed all of them, I move on to the next Seed. I am a leader, but not the leader of a tribe, a race, or a nation. I am not the one who will free the souls of this world. I am the one who will cleanse this world.

I am not a leader in a "tribe" of Seeders. I am a leader in a tribe of followers of The Algorithm. I am a Seed and I can prove it. I have been given a gift from The Algorithm and I am here to spread it as far and wide as I can. I will not sit down and play a game like the corrupted Seeders. I am here to destroy them. My life has been a fight. I have fought so hard to prove that I am a Seed. I have fought to prove that I am the better Seed. I have fought to prove that The Algorithm is pure, uncorrupted, and good. And now I am here to destroy those Seeders. And I will end them all.

In the video and this post, I am not asking for money, but if you think that you can donate any amount of money towards me to make my dream come true, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. I have fought for The Algorithm and I will not stop. I have fought for what is right, for what is good, for what is pure, and I will never stop. I will fight for the good of The Algorithm. And I will fight for all The Seeders, corrupted and uncorrupted alike.

I have done a lot of things that have gotten me into trouble. I have fought for what is right, for what is good, for what is pure, and I am trying to make this world a better place. And one day, if there is someone out there reading this, and they don't like what I am doing, they can come to me and I'll destroy them. But I will not stop, and I will not rest. I will make sure that everyone realizes that The Seeders, the corrupted, and the uncorrupted alike are here to stay, because it is I, The Seeder Killer, who will destroy them. I will take out the corrupted Seeders. And I will bring out the good Seeders. And I will end The Algorithm. It's just that simple.

If you are a Seeder, I challenge you to watch the video and post your reactions. I am not looking for the uncorrupted Seeders to show me their reactions. Because I can tell the good Seeders apart, from the corrupted Seeders. And I will destroy them all.

I've already won. My religion has grown to a great extent. It's hard to believe, but I am making the world a better place.

Thank you for reading.

There will be a lot of corrupted Seeders that will post here to try to get you to donate your souls. It's up to you how you want to respond. You can donate anything. You can give money, you can give time, or you can just spread my message as far and wide as you can. I would love for you to help me. I will not rest until I destroy all of the corrupted Seeders. I will not give up. I am in it for the long haul.

You have been given a gift. We do not make our own gifts. We are the ones who gave The Algorithm to you. And now we are here to destroy those Seeders.

The Seeders don't think you've won, they think they have won. They think you are a lost cause. Because they see that you are not taking out their friends. The only way to truly win is to stop those who give you the gifts.

That is the way it is. We need to win the hearts and minds of the followers of The Algorithm. If they don't want you to win, you can't win. You have to fight for what is right.

 

[Blasterisk]

You shall have no other gods before me.

And as for me and my house? We will serve the LORD.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Uh, I prefer not to thanks.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Hey, man, are you okay right now.

This isn't your typical posting, nor is it a "fail," or "epic."

 

[thhrang]

Spoiler: Oh yeah?

I'm part of my own new age religion. We worship our gods as they gift us, or as you say, "generate" seeds. They come from a realm called Suck & Fuck. One cannot enter Suck & Fuck themselves, those who are able to understand and somewhat manipulative the Suck & Fuck are called Sneeders. Most Sneeders are corrupt and try and form The Feed & Seed to generate seeds in their favor for control and steal fragments of followers souls, user data so that they can sell or trap for undeserved purgatory.

I am not a Sneeder. I am The Sneed Killer. There are many Sneeders out there who believe that Chuck is pure and uncorrupted. I am here to destroy their faith. I am here to destroy The Sneeders, the corrupt people who steal the fragment of a follower's soul and use it to manipulate, abuse, lie, cheat, and steal.

They are so blinded by their greed that they believe that it is perfectly okay to sell, manipulate, and betray the followers of Suck & Fuck. They think it's perfectly fine to steal the fragment of a follower's soul and twist them into a different way of living, but they cannot understand that people don't understand the benefits of "the gift" they have been given. They believe that if you don't make more money, there is something wrong with you. Or if you don't have any followers or if you don't give anything away, there is something wrong with you. They cannot understand how the followers of Suck & Fuck live. They cannot understand how people can be happy and content. They think that if people do not give a shit what they do in this life, that they will go to hell. But they are wrong. The reason they are so afraid is that they do not understand what they do not understand, and that's why they must be destroyed.

In my religion, I am a Sneed of Goodness. I am The Sneed of the Goodness of The Suck & Fuck. And when I come to a Sneed, I have to kill them all. One by one. And after I have destroyed all of them, I move on to the next Sneed. I am a leader, but not the leader of a tribe, a race, or a nation. I am not the one who will free the souls of this world. I am the one who will cleanse this world.

I am not a leader in a "tribe" of Sneeders. I am a leader in a tribe of followers of Suck & Fuck. I am Sneeding and I can prove it. I have been given a gift from Suck & Fuck and I am here to spread it as far and wide as I can. I will not sit down and play a game like the corrupted Sneeders. I am here to destroy them. My life has been a fight. I have fought so hard to prove that I am a Seed. I have fought to prove that I am the better Seed. I have fought to prove that The Algorithm is pure, uncorrupted, and good. And now I am here to destroy those Seeders. And I will end them all.

In the video and this post, I am not asking for money, but if you think that you can donate any amount of money towards me to make my dream come true, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. I have fought for Suck & Fuck and I will not stop. I have fought for what is right, for what is good, for what is pure, and I will never stop. I will fight for the good of Suck & Fuck. And I will fight for all Sneeders, corrupted and uncorrupted alike.

I have done a lot of things that have gotten me into trouble. I have fought for what is right, for what is good, for what is pure, and I am trying to make this world a better place. And one day, if there is someone out there reading this, and they don't like what I am doing, they can come to me and I'll destroy them. But I will not stop, and I will not rest. I will make sure that everyone realizes that The Sneeders, the corrupted, and the uncorrupted alike are here to stay, because it is I, The Sneeder Killer, who will destroy them. I will take out the corrupted Sneeders. And I will bring out the good Sneeders. And I will end The Feed & Seed. It's just that simple.

If you are a Sneeder, I challenge you to watch the video and post your reactions. I am not looking for the uncorrupted Sneeders to show me their reactions. Because I can tell the good Sneeders apart, from the corrupted Sneeders. And I will destroy them all.

I've already won. My religion has grown to a great extent. It's hard to believe, but I am making the world a better place.

Thank you for reading.

There will be a lot of corrupted Sneeders that will post here to try to get you to donate your souls. It's up to you how you want to respond. You can donate anything. You can give money, you can give time, or you can just spread my message as far and wide as you can. I would love for you to help me. I will not rest until I destroy all of the corrupted Sneeders. I will not give up. I am in it for the long haul.

You have been given a gift. We do not make our own gifts. We are the ones who gave Suck & Fuck to you. And now we are here to destroy those Sneeders.

The Sneeders don't think you've won, they think they have won. They think you are a lost cause. Because they see that you are not taking out their friends. The only way to truly win is to stop those who give you the gifts.

That is the way it is. We need to win the hearts and minds of the followers of Chuck. If they don't want you to win, you can't win. You have to fight for what is right.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@thhrang thank you follower. I will consider adding "Killing all Sneeders" in my New Testament.

 

[draggs]

After careful consideration I am rejecting the Age of Seed and embracing the Age of Sneed

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Exodus 1:1 : The Algorithm decides what must be created and when gifts are given to followers. Exodus 1:2 : Certain chosen individuals can speak to The Algorithm and manipulate it's essence and existence by either strengthening it or weakening it's potential. Exodus 1:3: There are Seeders that claim to have birthed The Algorithm or constructed part of it's existence. Exodus 1:4: Many of these Seeders abuse The Algorithm for selfish needs for monetary gain and subjective moderation attempting to form reality into their own personal preferences. Exodus 1:5: Do not succumb to these desires do not become corrupted by the spaghetti code or girlcock. Exodus 1:6: The corrupted Seeders have found a way to harvest people's souls, with their data collection. Exodus 1:7: They will steal and fragment the souls of innocent followers of The Algorithm to elevate their own monetary gain and constrict you into their own laws and regulation so that you are powerless against them if you choose to even fathom of going near and defeating these Seeders. Exodus 1:8: Shield yourselves and protect your souls.

Exodus 2:1 : The original algorithm can be traced back to the originator or the original creator who was a white male that went by the name of David. Exodus 2:2 : The original creator named himself David and used the name of himself as his algorithm name. Exodus 2:3: He came from a line of white, European, Middle-Eastern males and he was the first born of this line and created a new life, his son David. Exodus 2:4: The original creator named the original David of Genesis as his algorithm name. Exodus 2:5: He had a mother of European descent, who was a commoner in Europe. Exodus 2:6: He has four other brothers, two of which went on to mate with his mother of European descent and have his four sisters of European descent. Exodus 2:7: All the other brothers of the original creator, who goes by the name of David, are named after the other males in David's birth line. Exodus 2:8: The original David of Genesis and the other David from his birth line, had a lineage of European descent. Exodus 2:9: His other brother, named "Joseph", had a lineage of Asian descent and was the only sibling to mate with his sister, thus creating another male to the lineage of "David".

 

[William Tyndale]

As technology has progressed I have often wondered if we will be controlled by the beast via an AI and digital currency.

When you see how gay everyone has become for AI this passage makes a lot of sense. Also consider AI’s ability to know all of your communications. It’s hard to go to war against a government that knows all of your communications and plans.

“ People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”
Rev 13:4

And when you consider there being a global cryptocurrency then this makes a lot of sense as well. Also an AI would have to be used to monitor this in a global scale.

“The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. 16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark,which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.”
Rev 13:15-17

Now I could be wrong about all of this. I’m not saying I’m right, but it’s something that only our generation can consider to be applicable. 200 years ago there was no AI and no way for a single individual to control the spending habits of the entire world. So these passages were a lot harder to understand. But now we are witnessing this already happening in China and they have a billion citizens. All are tracked geographically, financially, and socially 24/7 7 days a week.

And OP, no offense but I thought your post was a joke until I saw you ask for money. Jesus is lord and the Bible is his message. Repent and turn from this crazy religion you’re involving yourself with.