Inactive Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[RI 360]

@Male brought it to my attention that this woman hasn't dropped dead yet and is more active sharing her recipes than ever. The caloric count on any one serving from her monstrosities is more than many villages in Africa eat between themselves in a week. Everyone share your favorite Sara video!

I like that she runs out of breath opening jars and stirring things on the stove:
youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

Here's her classic macaroni salad that launched her into internet infamy:

Another salad that's not a fucking salad:

She won't eat anything green unless it's smothered in mayo and sugar:

If your New Years resolution was to lose some weight, click around her channel to foster levels of disgust that will put you off to eating entirely so you can have that ED you always wanted.

 

[Null]

The INFAMOUS Macaroni Salad.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Gah! I gained 10 pounds just looking at that!

 

[Male]

My favorite parts are when she says she's adding just a pinch of something when she dumps a fucking handful instead.

You know what's a fun game to play? See who's breathing the heaviest, Sarah or the cameraman aka her husband?

 

[Bassomatic]

She's so depressing, she just throws things together and chows down. She's run into medical problems a few times because of her diet, and goes right back to it.

 

[RI 360]

She's so depressing, she just throws things together and chows down. She's run into medical problems a few times because of her diet, and goes right back to it.

lol yeah I remember she took a hiatus from making videos and everyone speculated that she died but it turns out she had been hospitalized with a life threatening case of pneumonia, no doubt complicated by her morbid obesity, and she went on to say how near to deaths door she was and how lucky she is to be alive and went right back on with making 40k calorie meals lol. If 2016 didn't kill her, I don't know what will.

 

[Cuck Norris]

WHAT THE FUCK. HALF OF THAT SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMBINED.

These videos seriously fucking trigger me. Not only is this shit unhealthy as fuck it's all just pans full of fried garbage that shouldn't be mixed.

Edit: Embeding is disabled.

 

[RI 360]

@Cuck Norris , your video is broken for whatever reason, maybe try embedding this one?

lol why the fuck is she putting turkey is cold slaw?!

 

[Cuck Norris]

@Cuck Norris , your video is broken for whatever reason, maybe try embedding this one?

lol why the fuck is she putting turkey is cold slaw?!

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PUTTING EGGS AND PEAS AND NOT DRAINING THE FUCKING MEAT

 

[Male]

Sarah's husband fights the oppressive price of mouth wash

 

[RI 360]

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PUTTING EGGS AND PEAS AND NOT DRAINING THE FUCKING BEEF

lol omg, I laughed when she dumped like half a jar of green onions in, and then it kept spiraling out of control with the sugar (sorry SPLENDA) and then the eggs, and then frozen peas and mushrooms? Does she have fucking alzheimer's?

 

[Bassomatic]

Sarah's husband fights the oppressive price of mouth wash

Stuff like this does work, and works fine. Done right, It's scary this is the least upsetting and offensive thing made on this channel.

 

[Cuck Norris]

lol omg, I laughed when she dumped like half a jar of green onions in, and then it kept spiraling out of control with the sugar (sorry SPLENDA) and then the eggs, and then frozen peas and mushrooms? Does she have fucking alzheimer's?

As someone that loves cooking the Fried Slaw video pains me in my very soul.

 

[RI 360]

Sarah's husband fights the oppressive price of mouth wash

mMmmMm, getting a face full of yard refuse every time you tip the jar to your face sounds like a great way to start and end a day. I'm surprised they aren't into oil pulling, you could swish a mouthful out of everything they cook to get the same result.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, no sympathy from me for people who are like that voluntarily. Care to start a dead pool on when her heart just says "ah fuck it, what the hell am I even trying for?" and explodes?

 

[The Queen of Trash]

Does anyone know where she's from? Mixing more than 3 ingredients together and calling it a salad regardless of it having any veggies in it is an extremely North Dakotan/Minnesotan thing (or at least in my experience it is).

But she doesn't exactly sound like she's from there so I really can't tell.

 

[Bassomatic]

Does anyone know where she's from? Mixing more than 3 ingredients together and calling it a salad regardless of it having any veggies in it is an extremely North Dakotan/Minnesotan thing (or at least in my experience it is).

But she doesn't exactly sound like she's from there so I really can't tell.

It is a mid west thing but also 50s era, and ambrosia is a early 20th century south thing.

I'd assume midwest though. But I can't place an accent.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Every time I think "hey, I really need to eat healthier" I compare my diet to hers and realize that I am comparatively eating like the healthest nuttest vegan superfood-lover on the planet.

The human body is an amazing thing. We need so many various vitamins and minerals on a daily basis, and yet some people can eat nothing but deep-fried mayonnaise stuffed into a powdered sugar donut and not die for years, possibly decades.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@entropyseekswork thank you for making this thread. I now have a new gross food channel to share with my friends.

Also, she almost looks like a long-lost Slatton.

 

[JULAY]

HOLY FUCK SHE ISN'T DEAD?!

I seriously thought that she died many years ago. When your blood type is basically gravy, you kind of expect that to happen, especially since she only posted like 3 videos and then completely disappeared.