Count Dankula

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  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

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marriages ending with a 40% divorce rate is still really really bad
It still means that the majority of people who get married, stay married.

The 40% is also, going by the trend of the past 20 years, will likely go to 35 or even 30%

It seems like the 90s and early 2000s children who grew up in broken homes are vowing to not make the same mistake if they can help it.
 
How do you know for a fact this is what happened, anyway? Is it just because of his Twitter shitposts?
If it makes the man look bad, it totally happened just as described. If it makes the woman look bad, you're just a gross incel scrote and fuck you, or something.
 
Call me an optimist but I think it’s just a normal marriage collapse, count is an eceleb who is basically unhireable due to both his appearance and opinions, this makes him not the ideal guy to be married to and have kids with especially if he is still a stoner. The most likely situation is dank lacking the kinds of funds that are required for 2 kids especially because I doubt his wife had a high paying job looking like a doodle bear and being publicly married to Nazi pug man. As for trying to hold it together because of kids it’s not that unreasonable that the pressure of the kids would push them to separate faster.
 
My original post got felted because I am a retarded nigger. So I am reposting it.

I believe she tweeted because she got drunk/she was emotional and it was impulsive, it does not seem malicious to me, this is a very stressfull time, who wouldn't drink half a bottle of wine?

Also: 50% of marriages do NOT end in divorce. That is an outdated statistic.

I am sure these numbers are similar for most 1st world, Western countries.
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Link: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/


"In 2022, a total of 673,989 divorces and annulments occurred across the 45 U.S. states that report this statistics.[1] During that same year, 2,065,905 marriages occurred.

For first time marriages, only 43% of which are dissolved.[2] Second and third marriages actually fail at a far higher rate, though, with 60% of second marriages and 73% of third marriages ending in divorce.[3] "

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So, for first time marriages, nearly 60% of them will be successfull, and it seems like that percentage will increase.

The world is not as bleak as people make it out to be, kiwibros 🌈
>"ITS NO LONGER 50% GUYS ITS NOW 43%"
lmao
 
It still means that the majority of people who get married, stay married.
I'm sure there is a good technical term for this phenomena that eludes me, but these data merely are a self-regulatory reaction of a system for the afforementioned high divorce rates. A high divorce rate leads to less people getting married (don't wanna get divorce-raped), which leads to less people getting divorced, even per capita, because the remainding ones are more dedicated to it , which leads to more people getting married because divorce rates aren't so high, which leads to higher divorce rates again because people marry for the wrong reasons.

What I'm trying to say: Statistics are bad advisors.
 
Unless anything else comes out from either of them, I'm going to trust what he's said so far, that they just grew apart and don't get on anymore. If there was cheating or vices involved then I think it would have mentioned it in Sue's tweet.
 
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I gotta say it's impressive to watch these marriages implode.
Lauren Southern, destiny, dankula, Crowder.
How are these related? Ok, yes, I understand watching the popcorn of marriages failing, after all they are a meme in current year. However, let's not conflate marrying a glownigger, with being cucked by a blackman live on stream, with the most normal scottish person getting devorced, and with a cuck who kept advocating for marriages while his wife was fucking him in court. One of these isn't like the other.
 
Tell me why millennials divorce like it's an Olympic sport...
You may as well round him up to a generation Xer

I'm sure there is a good technical term for this phenomena that eludes me, but these data merely are a self-regulatory reaction of a system for the afforementioned high divorce rates. A high divorce rate leads to less people getting married (don't wanna get divorce-raped), which leads to less people getting divorced, even per capita, because the remainding ones are more dedicated to it , which leads to more people getting married because divorce rates aren't so high, which leads to higher divorce rates again because people marry for the wrong reasons.

What I'm trying to say: Statistics are bad advisors.
It sounds like you're trying to describe a self fulfilling prophecy backed by bad data science.
 
Disagree 100 and ten percent. Kids make it really easy to suffer for them. Life is painful, but suffering for your children is quite possibly one of the best possible reasons to suffer.

Kids are hard to raise, but I think most people get more out of it than they lose.
I agree with you, don't get me wrong; but lets be realistic about youtubers, streamers, and the like.
The type of people that stream are by large broken-ass people in one way or another with a good portion of them being career content-creators that are not exactly in child-friendly spheres.

This site is filled with copious documentation that shows that some people just don't get that parental shift in their nature that normal people get. The harsh reality is that the world is full of people that get together but find they can't handle a stressor together. Marriages have fallen apart over dumb shit. One of the biggest ones being as simple as making decisions when renovating a house;
If couples can't even figure out building a house or reworking a room together, what chance do kids have in avoiding becoming a major stressor for the morons that can't figure out how to get along in life.

TL;DR: Not everyone is able to feel that way. If you are a parent, count your blessings you do.
 
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If what Marcus says is correct and it is just a mundane reason for divorce, then its the first time I can think of where an e-celeb said something about an event in their lives being a nothingburger and it turned out to be true rather than something scandalous.
 
If what Marcus says is correct and it is just a mundane reason for divorce, then its the first time I can think of where an e-celeb said something about an event in their lives being a nothingburger and it turned out to be true rather than something scandalous.
Nobody will buy it both marcus and sue look like stereothypes of BDP and mental instability tattoes, piercings and weird hair colours.

And how you going to prove it btw? currently they are acusing both of something that is hard to prove or disprove i.e mental instability, fucking trannies, or greed .
 
Kid was autistic wasn't it?
Probably caused a lot of stress.
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"A mundane reason" Doesn't sound like a good excuse to get divorced, but that's just me.
 
Okay, I just made a bingo card about Count Dankula divorce, since this week is going to be a shit show. Most of the red pill community that are also in Andrew Tate community are a bunch of degenerates that never had kids. An the rest of the commentary community don't know what is going on in Dankula marriage, but just making second hand guesses. Not to mention no one in those community are going to give a fuck how Dankula kids are going to be affected after their divorce. So I made a bingo card because this always happen in every YouTube divorce in every social media. Everyone regurgitate this same old praise for some reason. If anyone has some better key praise or words, I would love to play if some bingo card.
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I used to think this guy was alright till I found out he was a fag that fucked Troons.
Maybe his wife got tired of him coming home with tranny shit on his dick.

His madlads series is great though even if the guy himself is a pervert.
Some of the best videos on the subject on YouTube.
I don't think this guy is a cow, trannyfucking aside.
He seems like a decent guy, just sick in the head probably from porn.
 
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