Count Dankula

Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.
It seems like e-celebs who don't have wives that are also public figures, and don't put their personal life online constantly end up fine. Sargon, Metokur, EVS, etc. The likelihood of divorce seems to be inversely proportional to the the wife's fame.
 
It seems like e-celebs who don't have wives that are also public figures, and don't put their personal life online constantly end up fine. Sargon, Metokur, EVS, etc. The likelihood of divorce seems to be inversely proportional to the the wife's fame.
Metokur is far from fine but it's not because of e-celeb shit, obviously. As for Sargon, there's always the possibility that something is going on behind closed doors but at least he's been smart enough, AFAIK, to not let his personal life be aired on social media. Maybe his wife resents him because her family makes snide remarks when they visit about Sargoy's failed political aspirations and how he tanked UKIP into the ground?
 

New video with Dank looking visibly exhausted and miserable, dang.
That was filmed over 8 days ago. You can tell by the clothes in his videos and thumbnails that he films two or three vids at a time for staggered release. He was in the same shirt/hat combo in the last video he released 8 days ago.

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My original post got felted because I am a retarded nigger. So I am reposting it.

I believe she tweeted because she got drunk/she was emotional and it was impulsive, it does not seem malicious to me, this is a very stressfull time, who wouldn't drink half a bottle of wine?

Also: 50% of marriages do NOT end in divorce. That is an outdated statistic.

I am sure these numbers are similar for most 1st world, Western countries.
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Link: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/


"In 2022, a total of 673,989 divorces and annulments occurred across the 45 U.S. states that report this statistics.[1] During that same year, 2,065,905 marriages occurred.

For first time marriages, only 43% of which are dissolved.[2] Second and third marriages actually fail at a far higher rate, though, with 60% of second marriages and 73% of third marriages ending in divorce.[3] "

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So, for first time marriages, nearly 60% of them will be successfull, and it seems like that percentage will increase.

The world is not as bleak as people make it out to be, kiwibros 🌈
As long as you are not a cuck. If you are a cuck, divorce rate is above 90%.
 
I would not call this out of Dankula's league.
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She straight up looks like Keffals in the right picture.
Gauges, snakebites, and a bullring. These piercings have yet to make anyone look better, the arms that looks like a middle school desk doesn't help either.
That said there's nothing wrong with how she looks. Her styling is awful, I hated the early 2010s hipster trash look back even when it was in style.

AAAAAND WELCOME BACK TO OUR WORLD FAMOUS GAME SHOW CALLED
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CAN YOU TELL WHICH OF THESE THREE LOVELY "LADIES" IS THE "TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN" AND WIN THE AMAZING PRIZE OF NEVER HAVING TO MEET ANY OF THEM?
Impossible to lose. Beside the point, but Jim Sterling is such a deeply unfortunate looking creature. Doesn't help either that he has a personality that not even a mother could love.
 
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How grave was the tranny-chasing behaviour anyway? Some comments about it some months ago, or regular social media retweets from TPorn? Just a shitton of speculation intermixed with the usual gender-war nonsense that swaps over everywhere now.
It's something he occasionally brings up with no prompting whatsoever, so quite grave
That's such a horrifically bad post. Literally MY and MY, she looks a lot worse compared to Dank making a much better and clearer public comment.
They are her kids you mong, who do you think carried, gave birth to, and took care of them?
The catholic fucking church excommunicated Carl "it depends on the child" Benjamin
for being a creep about little boys, hence the "I can be quoted as saying you can fuck young boys" meme
I assume the same is true on the woman side of things.
This is very famously not the case
Kiwi Farms trans derangement syndrome on full display in this thread.

Holy shit this guy has been in the same picture as a tranny and sometimes interacts with them on social media? Obviously he's getting a divorce because he was bumming (I think that's a word the angloids use) the troons! No forget that, he's having sex with ALL the trannies! Literally in the streets, nothing but man ass and hatchet wounds all day long! And DIRECTLY in his poor wife's face too! Disgusting!
He brings up his love for tranny cock constantly and has either outright said or VERY heavily "implied" he fucks them
Honestly I'd like to add from the neg reacts the people pointing out the tranny chasing are getting, him and the others like him are giving me "It's not gay if they hide/invert the penis" vibes. Like if they're not groypers, the reason they don't like fuentes has nothing to do with him being a raging faggot and is just the fed shit or some other dumb shit he did.
"If it makes my pp hard, it's a woman" - Dankula, multiple times
 
Is there now enough drama for this thread to gain a subtitle?
 
But is the pug gonna be okay? Condolences if the pug is already dead RIP pupper.
 
This thread is the definition of what I'd like to call kiwi's razor: When faced with more than one possible explanation for a happening, assume it is the funniest one
I think a funnier one would actually be if Sue was fucking a tranny and is leaving Dankula to be with said troon.

And then it to turn out that Dankula was all mouth about tranny adventures, just trying to be edgy in some way.

Him and that other bald British cunt just make the same YouTube video. Pick a topic, read off Wikipedia or other documentaries easily found on YouTube. Pretend it is your information.

Like that isn’t what a load of YouTubers do anyway?

Every idea was already done lifetimes ago, what matters is how you do it.

Next you will be complaining that the Simpsons did it.
 
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