Count Dankula

[Solid Hyrax]

Does he have that tattoo still?

No, he covered it up.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Sue uploaded a new cooking video a few hours ago that was filmed in the same kitchen as always. Three weeks seems a long time to keep one of these in the can for delayed release so I'm wondering if she kicked him out and kept the house?

 

[Executive Petrel]

This is why you don't fuck around with women

Fixed.

The gay boys will pacify him.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

Sue uploaded a new cooking video a few hours ago that was filmed in the same kitchen as always. Three weeks seems a long time to keep one of these in the can for delayed release so I'm wondering if she kicked him out and kept the house?

she has dank and her kids in the intro, didnt know they were fine with posting their kids online. especially with all the pedophiles on that god forsaken island.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

This is probably the gayest post in the whole thread. Your wife probably gets blacked while you watch. Kill yourself for making this sappy post.

that escalated quickly

 

[LiquidKid]

I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

she has dank and her kids in the intro, didnt know they were fine with posting their kids online. especially with all the pedophiles on that god forsaken island.

They're very proud of their children and have never been shy posting images since they were born. They went through a nightmare to have them even making a video series about it during the first IVF process.

She seems a little beat down in the new video so I'll make a wild-assed guess that it's post-breakup.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man

Pron is cucked.
Women pron is when they are called "you are strong and Independent, kweeeeeen"
Women them stop sleepin with chubby hubby.
Chubby hubby gets annoyed but is repeatedly cucked by future single mom.
Instead of using belt like mighty muslim or even go full nigger, he quietly vanish into his mancave, where the
vast world of online games and soy oozing fetish parks await him.
Mommy told him only to retreat, don't be a bad boy or you're literally Hitler.
Be nice and neat especially when strangers appear, you don't want Mommy to be ashamed about you, right?
Woman will fuck Chad and still annoyed by husband. His pron induced Low T behavior will get her the ick. No amount of simping will fix the relationship from now on.
Man will get more frustrated and try to meet with tinder sluts.
Tinder sluts all go for chad and not for balding dad bod havers.
Frustrated man will buy toys, one day the toys wont be enough and the act with a twink will happen.
One more white couple destroyed and the children atomized and traumatized.

 

[DumbDude43]

I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man

straight guys just watch straight porn
fag and tranny porn is segregated away so thoroughly, you never see any of it unless you are actively looking for it to begin with

these dudes getting into femboy/troon/bussy shit are closeted homos who have been convinced by normalisation efforts that it is now acceptable to do this shit out in the open and admit to it.
in less tolerant times they would either do it on the down low and try to keep it a secret, or not do it at all and suppress that part of themselves out of fear and shame.

 

[Executive Petrel]

straight guys just watch straight porn
fag and tranny porn is segregated away so thoroughly, you never see any of it unless you are actively looking for it to begin with

these dudes getting into femboy/troon/bussy shit are closeted homos who have been convinced by normalisation efforts that it is now acceptable to do this shit out in the open and admit to it.
in less tolerant times they would either do it on the down low and try to keep it a secret, or not do it at all and suppress that part of themselves out of fear and shame.

Pressxfordoubt

The line from multiple fetishes to femboys and twinks is thin.
Man have a high sex drive, they even rape each other in prison or at a ship when no pussy hole available.

Especially with terminally online online celebritied like Dankula, who even comes from the doomed Generation, they have an affinity for anime and anime is like cocaine for your inner faggot.

It happens more often than you think, as foids are completely nigger/chad property.

 

[DumbDude43]

Man have a high sex drive, they even rape each other in prison or at a ship when no pussy hole available.

that is not done for pleasure, but as a power move. the purpose is domination, forced subjugation. you see this in some animals too.

 

[Executive Petrel]

that is not done for pleasure, but as a power move. the purpose is domination, forced subjugation. you see this in some animals too.

Do you really think the faggot looks like he has had any power in his relationship?

 

[Lion Kang]

Your wife probably gets blacked while you watch.

He's right, I was there.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Pressxfordoubt

The line from multiple fetishes to femboys and twinks is thin.
Man have a high sex drive, they even rape each other in prison or at a ship when no pussy hole available.

Especially with terminally online online celebritied like Dankula, who even comes from the doomed Generation, they have an affinity for anime and anime is like cocaine for your inner faggot.

It happens more often than you think, as foids are completely nigger/chad property.

Your view is biased by the internet causing the degens to bring their kinks and fetishes to the forefront.
Normal people don't suddenly look at gay porn just because they haven't had enough sex to satisfy them.

 

[LiquidKid]

I want to get married one day but seems like its constant tales of divorce and misery, doesnt matter how happy they look at public.

Seems hopeless

It’s not, stop looking at trash and ultra faggots and thinking they’re the norm. Standard marriage is still the most common outcome.

 

[Freya]

I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man

I think latent faggotry has always been among a lot of males, it just wasn't "activated" until there was as much tranny porn as now.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Your view is biased by the internet causing the degens to bring their kinks and fetishes to the forefront.
Normal people don't suddenly look at gay porn just because they haven't had enough sex to satisfy them.

Y the best friend that never gets fucked goes to the Christopher gay day with his kweeen even If he isn't gay. And don't you think after she gets dragged away (No pun) by six bisexual niggerchads, the quiet anxious emotional tampon would not homomaxx if a very female looking faggot would offer him sex?

There are weird people out there especially leftoids. If it's on the Internet it's only a sign it happens a lot more offscreen.

 

[Kerr Avon]

He's never been the same since that stream with CWC

 

[Wikipedia]

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.

Pewdiepie.

Sad that they got a divorce, hope both of them can make amends. But from what it looks like its gonna be spergy shit for the forseeable future.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Well, I enjoyed the fanfic as much as anyone, but I think we all know what happened: they each realised the other was Scottish, and just couldn’t take each other seriously after that.

(I hope it‘s a boring and relatively clean break up)