Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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Don't want to shit the lolcow thread on it so I'll ask here if he is dead or ran away to east europe.
If he were dead, he wouldn't be methodically deleting all his social media presence. He strikes me as someone who'd definitely stream their suicide, so I think he got himself a 3/10 woman like Chris-chan and moved to somewhere like Iceland overnight.

Also, I find it interesting that despite being homeless for years, he was still morbidly obese the entire time.
 
If he were dead, he wouldn't be methodically deleting all his social media presence. He strikes me as someone who'd definitely stream their suicide, so I think he got himself a 3/10 woman like Chris-chan and moved to somewhere like Iceland overnight.

Also, I find it interesting that despite being homeless for years, he was still morbidly obese the entire time.
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"Something is up with that skipper, you don't stay that fat eating just coconuts."
 
Isn't it very ironic that Dank keeps boasting about beating people up, being spiteful towards those who wronged him, excessively drinking often and fucking random women (he did admit to fucking men, but idk if he still does it), but also says things like "it's worth it for the Lord" when it comes to minor things like not eating meat twice a week? What is this orthodox larp?

Not long ago he'd make videos laughing at people who behavie this exact way.

I know he has severe problems with self-control, but why bother with this born-again thing in the first place if he is going to only do the least difficult parts of the self-betterment creed? Atheists will hate him for converting and believers will see him as a grifter.
 
Isn't it very ironic that Dank keeps boasting about beating people up, being spiteful towards those who wronged him, excessively drinking often and fucking random women (he did admit to fucking men, but idk if he still does it), but also says things like "it's worth it for the Lord" when it comes to minor things like not eating meat twice a week? What is this orthodox larp?

Not long ago he'd make videos laughing at people who behavie this exact way.

I know he has severe problems with self-control, but why bother with this born-again thing in the first place if he is going to only do the least difficult parts of the self-betterment creed? Atheists will hate him for converting and believers will see him as a grifter.
It's pretty much a meme that the right wing influencer community might as well worship the devil while larping as crusaders/religious. Dank himself could have easily become an example of Troll's Remorse had the Nazi pug didn't explode on him.
 
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