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wtfNeedSignUp said:
New video, not sure how many of the deaths really fit the criteria, but I really liked the Scottish one.

But the main reason I put it in here is the sponsor, is Youtube started 1984ing the word "smoke"? Using bad habit is just weird.
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The Jester is that one story was clearly the smartest man in the kingdom. Can't say that about many entertainers these days.
TVB said:
So far, his madlads on Bob Ross, GG Allin, Eevel Kenevel, Ken Allen and Buster Keaton are my personal favorite madlads
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Absolute Madlads is one show I recommend to everybody.
 
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I remember this being from early 2019. If you think about it, it makes sense why Sue needed IVF to conceive, Markass can only get hard for dick.
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On his second channel, he covered a saga of the Somerset Gimp.
However now as it turns out, there are more gimp men all over Britain now.
At this point it's worth whipping out this oldie because goddamn this is some serious cryptid shit.
 
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Newest video is some weird ass level lolbertianism
tl;dr, an electric and phone relay plant got sabotaged years back. Nobody died. The police seemed to arrive fast enough, yet still got criticised by Dank for not being good enough.
No one has a clue who did it because, according to dank, the government has magical surveillance ability yet they are too incompetent to use it.
The damage itself was fixed in few days though with a large price tag.

Like I understand it could have been a prelude to a worse attack, but nothing happened and Dank being a doomer with talking on competency crisis and buying a generator for your house and a supply of diesel. Which is a general prepper thing that probably not be as important as securing food in a crisis.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Newest video is some weird ass level lolbertianism
tl;dr, an electric and phone relay plant got sabotaged years back. Nobody died. The police seemed to arrive fast enough, yet still got criticised by Dank for not being good enough.
No one has a clue who did it because, according to dank, the government has magical surveillance ability yet they are too incompetent to use it.
The damage itself was fixed in few days though with a large price tag.

Like I understand it could have been a prelude to a worse attack, but nothing happened and Dank being a doomer with talking on competency crisis and buying a generator for your house and a supply of diesel. Which is a general prepper thing that probably not be as important as securing food in a crisis.
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Maybe Dankula's perception of government surveillance being able to see everything is because he lives in a small country that is full of CCTV cameras? Monitoring lots of unmanned substations in the middle of nowhere isn't easy or cheap to do.

This video on the Metcalf substation attack from Upper Echelon is a lot better:
 
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King Vidiot said:
Maybe Dankula's perception of government surveillance being able to see everything is because he lives in a small country that is full of CCTV cameras? Monitoring lots of unmanned substations in the middle of nowhere isn't easy or cheap to do.

This video on the Metcalf substation attack from Upper Echelon is a lot better:
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UK's cctv is like 1984. The system is too corrupt and stupid to actually follow you, so instead they create an illusion of surveillance.

But back on topic, there is little reason of fearing such an attack in practice (no point in distrupting civvie lives when military targets are way more important). And you can't really argue it's terrorism when the political motives behind it are unknown
 
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I_Lurk_Here said:
Don't they just have 1 daughter? I'm sceptical on this.
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Two kids. Sadie and Morag (scot names are fucking retarded).
NiggerBlaster1488 said:
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank
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>MY daughters
Bitch, they're as much Dankula's as they're yours. I'm hoping it's just him taking the absolute piss after snagging her phone.
 
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