Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
That's some grade-A copium, if she was a good woman who was concerned for your children like you are she wouldn't be airing dirty laundry in the public square.

Prolly not copium, she prolly has him by the balls and he knows it. Anything he does will be another nail pounded into the coffin.
 
That's such a horrifically bad post. Literally MY and MY, she looks a lot worse compared to Dank making a much better and clearer public comment. It's clear she thinks she can go again riding the dick rollercoaster while keeping care of two girls.
And the best part is, she's going to get full support from everyone, because woman. I have no fucking clue what was she thinking. Good job on stunting the emotional growth of your children, dumb cunt.
 
I'm wondering if it "Didn't work out" because he was way too into troon pooper. He's openly stated he's into that, pics of him and at least one tranny and a bed have been circulating for a while, and he does associate with trannies.

Dank Tranny-chaser arc incoming?
I'm more on the Troon Out arc side
On the bright side, he'll be untouchable in Scottish court
 
Shouldve kept it quiet if you didnt want drama.
"I don't want drama" is basically woman-speak for "I'm the better person, I swear!"
Hope the two of them actually are able to resolve things amicably and privately (as much as that's possible now), for the sake of the kids. It's always a tragedy seeing parents break up.

EDIT: this thread was 100% more grounded before it got featured and the gender-hate threads caught wind of it
 
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Normally I would try to wait at least another few hours before shitposting too hard about something like this just in case it turns out that the man is a complete piece of fucking trash, but I guess this situation is one with only two possibilities: either both of them are shit or the woman is shit, because no woman who wasn't shit would act the way Dankula's wife is currently acting. Bitch if there was something bad enough that you needed to post about it on Twitter and make your issues public you should damn well have said what it was instead of vagueposting for attention.

If, and it's a pretty big if, the real reason for the divorce is just "oh we've grown apart so we can't live together anymore" then I sincerely wish this woman every health problem in the medical books and a happy "dying alone in a nursing home". I've known a few people who've broken up over similar things when they had kids and none of their kids are close to them anymore. This retarded modern perception that you need to be exactly the same as somebody else in order to stay married to them is so fucking stupid I can't really put it into words. You have kids, it's not about you anymore. Surely if there is no wrongdoing you can at least work something out. Children need stability and both parents, and they are never going to get that after a divorce.

Being realistic (read: pessimistic) though, I find it more likely that there was some serious fuckery going on behind the scenes that we are about to find out about. Over under on some tranny drama is looking pretty interesting, but at the same time there could be yet another content creator infidelity arc brewing. Considering this is in Scotland, there's also a non-zero chance that it ends with a stabbing. Sucks for the kids, but if it's going to happen anyway at least the consolation is that it will be entertaining to the rest of us.
 
I’ve l never had to deal with a divorce or having kids involved with a break up but, Christ, “amicable” break ups can be worst than one last argument and everything is over type breakups.

That’s were women start shit because you don’t seem upset enough at the break up and start doing twisted shit.

I hope Dank treats himself to a drunken weekend then puts his life back together as he’s a likeable arsehole.

His wife on the other hand is a retarded ned and would still be stuck on a council estate getting black eyes of yet another abusive boyfriend if she hadn’t met him. Fuck get and her BPDness.

Hit me with the MATI stickers, lads, I’ve just been reminded of an ex or two.
 
Growing apart doesn't cause sudden divorce (especially seeing as she's a house-wife and they have kids together), cheating does.

If I had to put money on it I'd bet he's been caught fucking around, hence he wanted it kept hush whereas she's pissed off and making it public.
 
Let's see. Incentives for divorce.

1. Mark has plenty of money to extract in child support, alimony and in a divorce settlement (this always ends badly for the woman in the long run, but women aren't great long term thinkers).

2. All of the fame & attention would bring Mark plenty of opportunities for cheating. From both women, and troons alike. A great drinking/(other drugs) night out and I wouldn't be shocked that Mark ends the night in someone else's bed.

3. Wife could have been cheating.

4. Mark could have been doing the whole booger sugar game. He has talked about it before. He knows the downsides by being a bouncer. But Mark has seemed to indulge in excesses. Mark recently chatting on stream with bearing discussing the Nick Rekieta situation. It might be worth listening to that again to hear if Mark gives any tells about his situation, and what indulgences he might be involved in. Mark certainly talked about continuing to drink hard on partying nights out.

5. Mark could have been having so much fun working (and partying) he might have not paid enough attention to his family life. Streaming isn't just a 8 hour in and out day. There are group streams at odd hours with other streamers across the globe. There are his comedy shows. Group meet ups. Most of these travel excursions would not be fit for a mother with two young daughters. This also offers both Dank & his wife with plenty of opportunity to cheat.

My best guess. Mark took advantage of all the free pussy and bussy laying about for him. He bragged of loving that bussy way too much on his hard partying nights out.

>MY daughters
Bitch, they're as much Dankula's as they're yours.
Both. Are you sure? How sure are you? (On the flip side Dankula is red pilled enough that he would have had them tested to make sure).

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell.
Fame. Money. Attention. Being the type of woman that wants that attention is pretty much the death nail for any female "creator." As far as men go, some can handle it. Probably those that grew into it in an company with standards ruling over top of them might handle it better.

Some men may be narcissists from the get go like Crowder. But you take a normal man, throw many, fame, accolades, simps, thirsty thots, parties, offers of cocaine. And boom you have yourself a Nick Rekietta, who only behaved because he didn't have access to all of this before. He was only good because he had no other options.

Why did she need to get it off her chest? No one knows who the fuck she is other than Dankula’s wife.

Expect her to go full BPD now. It’s sad but hey the popcorn ready.
Idiot didn't understand that there is a difference between telling family & close friends in private for support, vs. broadcasting to the whole internet about your private business. The 1st choice was the smart sane choice. Women going through divorce rarely ever make the smart choice.

hence he wanted it kept hush whereas she's pissed off and making it public.
Sure. Bad behavior is a reason why one may want it to be kept quite. But if Mark was banging twinky troons, do you really think it would make a dent in his view count income? He talks about it constantly.

The internet is full of assholes, people with axes to grind, trolls would would love to dive in and make any situation worse. It actually is to her direct benefit to keep the internet out of her private business. And Mark won't be there in the divorce to help try and keep the internet wack jobs at bay, give her good advice to not feed them, and offer support.

NEVER Invite The Internet into Your Private Life.
 
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So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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