Count Dankula

[FedPostalService]

This Wonka shitshow has been talked to death, even normies know everything about it. Lazy and terrible video!

It's a dead meme too. I honestly wonder who still cares about it.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

If you do modern happenings at least do shit like Fyre Festival, or that Timblr Con. It's just the usual shitty child oriented event, only you can rage on Muh Evil AI as if that's the worse thing about it.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

I liked the Dracula flow part at the very end.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The end was funny. To me anyway

The Dracula Flow at the end had me fucking dying. Absolute cinema.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Alright, I watched it, and thought it was fairly decent as far as his usual videos go, especially since he's an actual Scot and therefore could shed a light on more details. But this particular event was too long ago to cover as a sort of a news story, yet way too soon to cover as a classic internet lore story. Internet Historian had the right idea when he made videos on Habbo Hotel and DashCon. If Willy's Chocolate Experience took place let's say in the 2010s, then I could see Dankula making a retrospective video on it. Also, I got bored with that rap towards the end and just exited the video then.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

This Wonka shitshow has been talked to death, even normies know everything about it. Lazy and terrible video!

To be fair, this happened in his hometown and he was waiting for what would happen to the guy that organized this.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Video on the Mad Bomber:

Surprisingly less bloody than I expected, the guy ironically saved more lives due to leading for profiling being widespread. Guy would probably have been a Kiwifarms user.

 

[ATPH]

Dankula weighs in on the CC controversy and gives some interesting insights on his new woman and his attitude towards her.

 

[ConanTheVintarian]

Orthodox seems like the sanest option when the other choices are swearing allegiance to the fag enablers in Rome or getting preached to by the fag enablers in England.

Orthodox is not real Christianity however, it is very shallow and attracts people with it's good-sounding, but ultimately hollow preach. You can always go with proper Protestants (like Lutherans - heil hitler, yes!) and ignore the faggot churches altogether - you always could, and you only need the Bible. Ortho"bros" don't even know why Jesus died, and each of their churches have different ideas of God, which makes them, in the end, even worse than Cathtards, those at least know what God is and believe in Him. This kind of explains Dank's recent failures. Perhaps he really is a gay troon porn addict, and just tries to hide behind this brand of conservatism (like many libtardarians try to).

May he recognize the error of his ways and repent. Then he will be able to make videos epicness of which shall grow tenfold, with the blessing of God.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Orthodox is not real Christianity however, it is very shallow and attracts people with it's good-sounding, but ultimately hollow preach. You can always go with proper Protestants (like Lutherans - heil hitler, yes!) and ignore the faggot churches altogether - you always could, and you only need the Bible. Ortho"bros" don't even know why Jesus died, and each of their churches have different ideas of God, which makes them, in the end, even worse than Cathtards, those at least know what God is and believe in Him. This kind of explains Dank's recent failures. Perhaps he really is a gay troon porn addict, and just tries to hide behind this brand of conservatism (like many libtardarians try to).

May he recognize the error of his ways and repent. Then he will be able to make videos epicness of which shall grow tenfold, with the blessing of God.

I love it when Christians "no true Scotsman" one another (a bit more literally than usual in this case)

 

[geckogoy]

I love it when Christians "no true Scotsman" one another (a bit more literally than usual in this case)

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Orthodox is not real Christianity however, it is very shallow and attracts people with it's good-sounding, but ultimately hollow preach. You can always go with proper Protestants (like Lutherans - heil hitler, yes!) and ignore the faggot churches altogether - you always could, and you only need the Bible. Ortho"bros" don't even know why Jesus died, and each of their churches have different ideas of God, which makes them, in the end, even worse than Cathtards, those at least know what God is and believe in Him. This kind of explains Dank's recent failures. Perhaps he really is a gay troon porn addict, and just tries to hide behind this brand of conservatism (like many libtardarians try to).

May he recognize the error of his ways and repent. Then he will be able to make videos epicness of which shall grow tenfold, with the blessing of God.

Keep telling everyone how catholics and orthodox are the real heretics, you protestant faggot

 

[Sammich]

I've noticed a lot of people on the forum formed this opinion about him because of Null's opinion of him

So many people have no real opinions of their own, so they have to ape others.

Anyways, this seems like more of a let's laugh with the guy instead of at the guy, but i get it, I can't see anything real bad about this dude other than being sort of a retarded lolbert half a fag. I had a hard poke at him a few years ago on twitter and came away actually liking the guy.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Keep telling everyone how catholics and orthodox are the real heretics, you protestant faggot
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Bro every church has a homo branch.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Bro every church has a homo branch.

And every hotel has a cuck chair. Which denomination is most likely to sit in one?

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

And every hotel has a cuck chair. Which denomination is most likely to sit in one?

I get he insulted you, but your spurging dosen't make you look smart or enlightened.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I get he insulted you, but your spurging dosen't make you look smart or enlightened.

calm down lol

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

calm down lol

Nigger screeches at me and I have to calm down, lol k bud.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Nigger screeches at me and I have to calm down, lol k bud.

You somehow assumed I was insulted (by what, exactly?) and apparently me asking a simple question means I'm "sperging and screeching". What actually is your problem, dude?

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

This denominational shitflinging is exactly why I just left a rainbow sticker and didn't reply.