Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
What I'm getting at is Dankula has been slowly but surely taking whatever petty opportunity he finds through his videos to dunk on women in Paul Joseph Watson fashion, to the point he'll actually spit on the floor at the mention of women (it's totes just a joke though)
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Yeah, I've noticed it too. Believe me, I'm the exact opposite of what you would call a feminist, so take my word when I think his recent jabs have been straight up misogyny. It's no longer "wife bad" Boomer humor anymore. Clearly the man has a vendetta.

For comparison, I know a woman who was married to a man for several years, had a bad divorce, and now is an angry bull dyke who shares misandrist memes all day about how much she hates men. Dankula is almost like a gender-swapped version of that.

I didn't even bother watching that new video about Andy Warhol. I noticed it doesn't even have 100,000 views at the time of this comment.
 
Dank's sperging a bit over Americans posting Venables face in his tweet, after he made it loud and clear it was not illegal for them to do so, only Brits.
He's trying to say "I didn't mean for you to do that!" when it's clear he was *wink wink nudge nudge*ing to do so, otherwise he wouldn't have added that footnote about it being okay for Americans.
He didn't realize it would happen on his door and now he's trying not to show how much bricks he's shitting.

I time stamped it, but it starts at 5:40.
 
Evil Peter Griffin said:
When George Lucas and Steven Spielberg went through their divorces they made the best Indiana Jones movie. Maybe Dankula will turn that hate into great art.
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So far his recent videos have been total duds. The new one about the Guinness Book of World Records was completely forgettable, and that damn FÜM ad was like 5 whole fucking minutes. His 2nd channel is just the same shtick as The Quartering, but with slightly less clickbait yet just as much as culture war sperging and self-censorship.
 
It's bad enough that we have to suffer through ad reads in YouTube videos already, so for any of them to exceed one minute is just downright sadism. If a TV commercial can sell a product in 30 seconds, then surely a content creator can hawk some junk or questionable app in under a minute as well. I don't need to see an entire infomercial for a useless thing you're supposed to stick in your mouth to mimic the feeling of vaping. Praise the person in the comments section who time stamps when the ad is over.
 
HE'S BALD
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I actually don't think it looks that bad, he should never shave his beard again tho
 
A Parroting Puppet said:
I agree with you about the audience, but to me, that Tweet came across as jest in tone.
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You never know because Dankula is one of those "Shrodinger's joke" sorta guys, where he determines if he was joking or not depending on how people react to it after it happened. But I do agree that he usually doesn't take things that seriously so hes probably not that butt hurt about it.

Regardless, if you are balding, going full bald is the most respectful way to go. People will laugh for a couple of videos and then get over it.
At least he doesnt use a cope beanie like Tim Pool.
 
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