Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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He said in Twitter they aren't sleeping together but I'm not stupid enough to trust the Scottish. Also hadn't he been on the cunt carousel lately looking for love in all the bald places?
 
Why does Destiny's name keep popping up when some retard online fucks an insane bpd demon? Is he becoming the Lolcow Epstein?
 
A second bug-eyed egirl has hit the dankula. But this one is an unironic crackhead bpd prostitute.
People are allowed to make bad decisions sometimes, but how do these ecelebs make only catastrophically bad decisions 24/7?
 
Breadbassket said:
Is it a stretch to say Dankula is in a midlife crisis or is at least approaching one? He's 38, has two daughters with his ex-wife that he divorced, the pet pug at the center of the old Nazi pug controversy died of health issues last year and now he is interacting with the insane Empathchan.
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Pale girls with black hair and mental issues has been the downfal of men since the beginning of civilization, shit is worse than fent.
 
Breadbassket said:
Is it a stretch to say Dankula is in a midlife crisis or is at least approaching one? He's 38, has two daughters with his ex-wife that he divorced, the pet pug at the center of the old Nazi pug controversy died of health issues last year and now he is interacting with the insane Empathchan.
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Dunno if it's midlife crisis, or it's "man caught in a storm chasing after any port, no matter how bpd and crack-addled it is."
Bruno Powroznik said:
Dank should have just stuck to fucking trannies. This shit is gonna end in nuclear levels of fallout
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>Choosing between BPD, crack-addled whore and tranny who might not even pass on bad days
I can only respond to this by meme:
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Jose Beaner Luna said:
Pale girls with black hair and mental issues has been the downfal of men since the beginning of civilization, shit is worse than fent.
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That gothussy be damn powerful. Only thing likely more powerful is asian tomboy chick.
 
I like you Dankula, but you're on the path of Rekieta. Please reconsider for the sake of your family.
 
I called it. But instead of Lois Vittons its meth and e girl gear lol .

Rip his kids and baby momma by the end of it they will be on dole .

Justa Grata Honoria said:
Welcome to dating in your 30s as a woman . MUH EX IS A BIITCCH is the anthem followed by why wont college aged girls fuck me . Looking at the one who is in college I am calling it he is having sugar babies and all that shit he bragged about saving up as an inheritance for MUH KEEEDZZ will go to louis vuittons and vacations with the newer younger wife . Then when he is pushing 50 will be back to dating women his age because of retirement , health issues etc. Seen this song and dance too many times
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Catastrophically Retarded said:
Oh no.... Count Dankula hanging out with Empathchan.
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Breadbassket said:
Is it a stretch to say Dankula is in a midlife crisis or is at least approaching one? He's 38, has two daughters with his ex-wife that he divorced, the pet pug at the center of the old Nazi pug controversy died of health issues last year and now he is interacting with the insane Empathchan.
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Midlife crisis is a fucking excuse for men being shitty , in reality it's always men who gotten into money and some influence thinking, they can do whatever they want now with these money and influence, because they will keep on coming. Once the first health problem ,retirement and consequences of their actions comes up they immediately cry out " I had a midlife crisis please forgiveeeee meeee". I call bullshit.

Its funny how women don't have midlife crisis or poor men also don't have ones. Its always with men who gotten recently into money .

Funny that .
 
Maybe he should go back to fucking femboys instead of this demon.
 
Bruh this is the guy who was hyping up "The Alaskan Avenger." A guy who went around robbing and beating convicted Alaskan nonces (they can't own firearms), to fuel his drug and hooker habit.
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Now he's porking a pedophile?
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She even has lolita in her handle.

Is it because his interview with the guy didn't do as well as he'd hoped, now he's changing teams? lol
 
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That mid-life crisis coming in nicely. Goddamnit, i actually like watching Dankula's stuff.
Anakin Soywalker said:
He's obviously fucking her. Damn rip dankula, bouta go turkey mode on em
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There's zero chance he didn't. You don't "collab" with a literal meth whore without sticking it in. Waste of time and, in most cases, money.
Breadbassket said:
Is it a stretch to say Dankula is in a midlife crisis or is at least approaching one?
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Not at all, was my first thought, too. Back in the days you bought a sports car and had an affair with your secretary, this is just the modern day, e-famous version of that. At least he's already divorced.
This User said:
Something that might be an interesting point of data for those unfamiliar with methheads - she doesnt seem to know how to smoke it?
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Just watched the video, she is indeed doing it wrong. Not rocking the cradle is a total beginner mistake.
 
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