Create a New Oscar Category

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If the Oscares needed a new category, what would it be? (Bonus points if you can name a movie that could win that category.)
 
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Biggest Flash-in-the-Pan: Awarded to movies that all the film wonks gush on about come awards season and then is promptly forgotten by mid-March.

Best Animated Movie That ISN'T Fucking Disney: Self-explanatory.

The Oppression Olympics Award: Given to the movie that year which virtue signaled the hardest and yet added absolutely nothing to society except two hours of whinging and cringe.
 
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Let's Give Jimmy Kimmel an Award He Doesn't Deserve for 20 Minutes: Self-Explanatory.
Best Box Office Bomb: Worst Movie of the Year, or the Best that was Overshadowed by Kids Begging their Parents to see Minions for the #358,443,234.5th time in a Row.
Best Car Chase: Jokes aside on this one, I'm not sure why this isn't a category yet.
 
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The Cry-Baby Award: awarded to the film where the protagonist is dragged through shit for 3 hours, with lots of sad music, artsy slow motion shots, and (obviously) crying.

Best stunts: self explanatory

Best an Hero: awarded to the film where a character kills them selves because they’re sad and gay.
 
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Given Brie Larson's recent escapades into doing her best to deter as much people from watching Captain Marvel as possible, I kinda want a career Darwin award type of deal, where they give recognition to those who sabotage their own movies in the most exceptional ways imaginable.
 
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FixinShibe said:
Best Car Chase: Jokes aside on this one, I'm not sure why this isn't a category yet.
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The fact there is no such award is proof Hollywood is out of touch with normal people.

Best Gratuitous Violence: Anything by Quinton Tarantino would be a shoe-in for this category.
Worst Sequel: Self-explanatory
Best Comic-Book movie: There's so many, it might as well have its own category.
How the Fuck Did This Get Greenlit: Because you know the academy watched some films and that thought immediately crossed their minds.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
The fact there is no such award is proof Hollywood is out of touch with normal people.

Best Gratuitous Violence: Anything by Quinton Tarantino would be a shoe-in for this category.
Worst Sequel: Self-explanatory
Best Comic-Book movie: There's so many, it might as well have its own category.
How the Fuck Did This Get Greenlit: Because you know the academy watched some films and that thought immediately crossed their minds.
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Wouldn’t “Worst sequel” be a category for the Razzies
 
Best "I Want My Money/2 Hours Back". Wait, that's something for the Razzies.

How about Best Independent Film We've Ignored, since they might as well get some attention outside of Sundance.
 
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