Cuckhold Simulator - Life as a Beta Male Cuck (available on Steam)

[Space_Dandy]

In this wonderful game you get to play as a white man who gleefully gives his money to his fat wife's big black boyfriend Tyrone. You get to wrangle their black babies for them, and beg to watch them have sex. In your personal time you work on a Funko Pop collection.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Oh, judging by the the title I thought it was someone offering free hugs to some of the most damaged people in the world.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Finally a game for the cultured man

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Liberals don't need to simulate what they do in real life. That's like a farmer playing Farming Simulator.

 

[Dyn]

Liberals don't need to simulate what they do in real life. That's like a farmer playing Farming Simulator.

Literally every study ever taken on the fetish indicates conservatives are far more likely to be cuckholds.

 

[RatCake]

Finally, I can have the authentic Matt Jarbo experience that I've been seeking.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Literally every study ever taken on the fetish indicates conservatives are far more likely to be cuckholds.

 

[Pissmaster]

Literally every study ever taken on the fetish indicates conservatives are far more likely to be cuckholds.

"We have investigated ourselves and our findings indicate that we are not cucks, but the real cucks are the people we don't like, because I mean just look at 'em"

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

You still need a simulator when you are already cucked by globohomo in real life?

 

[Allanon]

It does make sense that conservatives would have that fetish. It doesn't mean they'd act on it, but the meme that men who are in charge in life are submissive in bed and men who have no power in life like to be dominant exists for a reason. It's conservatives' own fault for randomly picking a sexual fetish and vilifying it. Making it taboo only makes people want it more. Anyway, the game looks like shovelware.

 

[Dyn]

"We have investigated ourselves and our findings indicate that we are not cucks, but the real cucks are the people we don't like, because I mean just look at 'em"

These aren't even controversial studies you can literally just check internet porn searches by region.

 

[Bonedome]

Yeah but how about when them LIBERALS invade our RED STATES because they want to FAKE THE NEXT ELECTION? Ever think about that shit while playing Cuckold Simulator, Dyn?

 

[Dyn]

Yeah but how about when them LIBERALS invade our RED STATES because they want to FAKE THE NEXT ELECTION? Ever think about that shit while playing Cuckold Simulator, Dyn?

Cuckold porn searches will go down and "barely legal" searches will go up.

 

[Safir]

These aren't even controversial studies you can literally just check internet porn searches by region.

Most (all) of these infographics are garbage data. Consider two states, one red, one blue, pop 1M each. The red state is mostly chaste (75% lift instead), 25% are coomers, and 2% in particular watch cuck porn. Meanwhile, the blue state is 100% coomers with 5% cucks. Thus, cuckoldry comprises 8% of red searches vs 5% of blue searches: ZOMG REPUBLICANS ARE ALL HUNGRY FOR TYRONE'S COCK.

Internet porn searches by region are viral ads for porn sites, to be shared by tards on social media. For a fair assessment of coomers, you'd need the data porn sites will not release and will not admit they collect.

 

[Allanon]

Most (all) of these infographics are garbage data. Consider two states, one red, one blue, pop 1M each. The red state is mostly chaste (75% lift instead), 25% are coomers, and 2% in particular watch cuck porn. Meanwhile, the blue state is 100% coomers with 5% cucks. Thus, cuckoldry comprises 8% of red searches vs 5% of blue searches: ZOMG REPUBLICANS ARE ALL HUNGRY FOR TYRONE'S COCK.

Internet porn searches by region are viral ads for porn sites, to be shared by tards on social media. For a fair assessment of coomers, you'd need the data porn sites will not release and will not admit they collect.

Ah, yes. The porn searches and viewed porn statistics that have been used for every single 'what are demographics' most favorite fetishes' since they had the ability to look at it are suddenly not true when fetishes suddenly don't align with political ideology. It's particularly quaint that you think red states are less likely to be coomers than blue states. I think you've forgotten that the 'red' side judges you for having sex and the 'blue' side judges you for watching porn.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Libtards screech about conservatives hating niggers in one breath, then try to pin their own nigger fetish on them in the next.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Come for the cuck game, stay for the cuck slapfight

 

[Wormy]

Touch my wife, and we throw hands just before I call a divorce attorney on the cheating bitch. If you like being a doormat and being abused, go to it. Not my money or hide involved.

"We have investigated ourselves and our findings indicate that we are not cucks, but the real cucks are the people we don't like, because I mean just look at 'em"

Worked for conservatives, didn't it? SSJ made that clear.

Libtards screech about conservatives hating niggers in one breath, then try to pin their own nigger fetish on them in the next.

Bruh, you're the one who tried to tie this shit to politics.

You still need a simulator when you are already cucked by globohomo in real life?

How would that even WORK?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Bruh, you're the one who tried to tie this shit to politics.

I didn't "try", that's just reality.

 

[Frail Snail]

Has the developer added any other e-celeb cameos after Jack Murphy?