Custom thread tag for "Lolcow of the Year" award winners. - Give them the KF equivalent of an 'Oscar' with the year of their top-class spergery in it so that all can find them and marvel at the 'tism.

[The Un-Clit]

So yeah, you're a newfag lurking the farms, but there are so many to choose from, how do you pick who to check out, and decide if you want to be a part of this strange community? How do these Kiwis choose who to highlight? Do I go for the longest thread? Random? Oh wait, this 'Russell Greer' person has been named a 'Lolcow of the year' TWICE now? This must be REALLY something else, let's give it a read!

Alternately you're a vet of these here farms, tired of the autistic thunderdome and deciding to take a look at what made this forum so legendary in the first place? Whut's this? Not the usual 'careercow' or 'horrorcow' but a gold and sparkly tag of Lolcow of the Year 2019? Holy shit! must read!

Or you are Jonnyboy Yaniv, it's painful enough to browse your own subforum but when you see your primary thread announcing you as Lolcow of the Year 2020 (or whatever year the fuckup won) and you are forever reminded of just how people really think of you.

I could list positive attributes of making this tag all day long, and not really think of any negatives.


So am I the only one who thinks this is a good idea that wouldn't take a whole lot of work?

 

[Ramborambo]

I nominate @The Un-Clit

 

[The Un-Clit]

I nominate @The Un-Clit

You don't want that, my art skills are complete shit. There are many artists who post here who would take a try at making the tag.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Maybe all the past Mooby winners could have some little gold trophy icon on their thread title or something.

 

[Compositesludge]

Works for me, but with the caveat that we can't have somebody win it multiple years in a row. Let's get some diversity going!

 

[nemesisAF]

This is a great idea!

i am also thinking maybe a sub forum called something like “Greatest Misses” under lolcow general like the award thread. Each thread would be locked post award and new winners would have an op leading you to the main thread and the award thread capturing their win. Then have the top ten (or however many makes sense) largest scored highlighted posts. For a new winner either replace with an edited op w new winning thread link added and replace the ten with a regenerated list or allow two threads where the second would only allow posts subsequent to earlier win

 

[XxxwernxxX]

That tag, and maybe a subforum linking to all the previous LCotY? It could definitely get attention to those who need it most.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I back this idea. I would like to take it a bit further and see one of these for each category of the forums, like "Death Fat of the Year", "Community of the Year" and "Animal of the Year". It'd help ensure variety and give you the cream no matter which corner you mostly lurk.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I agree with this. My only concern is that the JULAYS! last year had too many categories (newbies were often overwhelmed it seemed). I don't think the feature being suggested would change this, but we should ONLY keep it to "lolcow of the year".

 

[cuddle striker]

I agree with this. My only concern is that the JULAYS! last year had too many categories (newbies were often overwhelmed it seemed). I don't think the feature being suggested would change this, but we should ONLY keep it to "lolcow of the year".

agree

also I really miss browsing by tag.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yes, I think this is a great idea. I liked the tag "Faggot of the Year" as earned by Larry the Busboy over at ED Forums. I can't remember, but with certain cows, I think they gave their dubious awards a mention in their entry(?)

But yes. Perhaps there could even be sub categories(?) Or maybe some bi-annual sub category awards for biggest snowflake, most islamic content, etc...

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yes, I think this is a great idea. I liked the tag "Faggot of the Year" as earned by Larry the Busboy over at ED Forums. I can't remember, but with certain cows, I think they gave their dubious awards a mention in their entry(?)

But yes. Perhaps there could even be sub categories(?) Or maybe some bi-annual sub category awards for biggest snowflake, most islamic content, etc...

They already have these subcatagories for the Julay Awards, but I think custom tags for all subcategory winners might be more of a hassle then anyone (null) would want to deal with.

It's an interesting thought, but showing that a cow was "Lolcow of the Year 2016" or whatever makes it special as well rather then having golden thread-titles all over the place and they really wouldn't stand out near as much imo.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Great idea @The Un-Clit

 

[StinkySnack]

Very good idea, and a great opportunity for an award design contest.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

I'm with everyone else, I think it's a great idea! Would be nice when Im caught up on my usual threads and don't know where to go from there lol

 

[Ghjkl63]

I wholeheartedly support this. And if it hasnt already been suggested I think that there should be some way to see every year they won

 

[Escalating Violence]

I can already think of several nominees:

1.Byuu/Near
Tried to extort Null into deleting his thread which was dead as fuck, originally only having 13 pages. Byuu also threatened suicide and was going to blame the farms. When Null told Byuu to lol calm down he went silent. A twitter fag named Hector then posted gay shit about Byuu killing himself and accused KF of such an act, and then refused to elaborate further on the incident. Dispite the shadyness of Byuu's "suicide" the twitter troons amassed a force to try to take down the farms through ddos attacks and complaining to Cloudflair.

2. Ethan Ralph
Ethan Ralph, host of the aborted Killstream, can't seem to stop being a pathetic pill popping, alcoholic, false flagging, lawsuit obsessed white nigger. After what was possibly the lowest point of his time on the internet (sex tape), he doesn't seem to stop being a fag. He's always on the prowl to take down DAT GAWDAMN FUCKIN BROKE DICK JAWSH MOON over a silly corn joke . And not only that, also false flags people who repost his shitty dead air ridden podcast, even though he relentlessly attacks Matt Jarbo for the same thing. Started a relationship with a lolicon loving tranny (who he's engaged to now)after getting his former child slave Faith preggers. Now that the Demon Baby Xander is out of the womb Ralph is not allowed to see the child due to the grandfather Matthew Vickers didn't have Ralph's name signed on the birth certificate, legally making Ralph not the father. Ralph has since been on an alcoholic rage trying to see his baby Xander, but it doesn't look good for the Memphis Baller. Also recently becamehis ex Ade's footstool after losing a lawsuit where he can no longer mention her at all.

3. Christian Weston Chandler
I'm sure everyone fucking knows this already. But Chris-chan admitted to trolls that he raped his demented mom Barb. He fucked up big time also stealing money from Barb, causing Null to cut off contact from Chris for lying about his financials. Chris is now in prison and is charge with incest. While getting arrested, Chris was yelling about how is long awaiting "Dimensional Merge" was starting. Ethan Ralph also had a cow crossover with Chris, being too much of a fucking gunted bitch to talk with the true and honest lord of lolcows.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I can already think of several nominees:

1.Byuu/Near
Tried to extort Null into deleting his thread which was dead as fuck, originally only having 13 pages. Byuu also threatened suicide and was going to blame the farms. When Null told Byuu to lol calm down he went silent. A twitter fag named Hector then posted gay shit about Byuu killing himself and accused KF of such an act, and then refused to elaborate further on the incident. Dispite the shadyness of Byuu's "suicide" the twitter troons amassed a force to try to take down the farms through ddos attacks and complaining to Cloudflair.

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2. Ethan Ralph
Ethan Ralph, host of the aborted Killstream, can't seem to stop being a pathetic pill popping, alcoholic, false flagging, lawsuit obsessed white nigger. After what was possibly the lowest point of his time on the internet (sex tape), he doesn't seem to stop being a fag. He's always on the prowl to take down DAT GAWDAMN FUCKIN BROKE DICK JAWSH MOON over a silly corn joke . And not only that, also false flags people who repost his shitty dead air ridden podcast, even though he relentlessly attacks Matt Jarbo for the same thing. Started a relationship with a lolicon loving tranny (who he's engaged to now)after getting his former child slave Faith preggers. Now that the Demon Baby Xander is out of the womb Ralph is not allowed to see the child due to the grandfather Matthew Vickers didn't have Ralph's name signed on the birth certificate, legally making Ralph not the father. Ralph has since been on an alcoholic rage trying to see his baby Xander, but it doesn't look good for the Memphis Baller. Also recently becamehis ex Ade's footstool after losing a lawsuit where he can no longer mention her at all.

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3. Christian Weston Chandler
I'm sure everyone fucking knows this already. But Chris-chan admitted to trolls that he raped his demented mom Barb. He fucked up big time also stealing money from Barb, causing Null to cut off contact from Chris for lying about his financials. Chris is now in prison and is charge with incest. While getting arrested, Chris was yelling about how is long awaiting "Dimensional Merge" was starting. Ethan Ralph also had a cow crossover with Chris, being too much of a fucking gunted bitch to talk with the true and honest lord of lolcows.

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Thank you, but you are missing the point of this thread. The awards already exist, and have been given out for years.

This is a request that the Lolcow of the year winner get a special thread tag (like horrorcow, careercow etc) indicating they won in the year 2018, 2020 etc.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So, is this the wrong time to necro this shit, or should 'LOLcow of the Year' award winners get their just rewards now, while the eyes of the Twittersphere (if not the real world, who deal with real world issues not the crying of a troon grifter and groomer) are on the Farms?