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Heh, yea but the place I am from is an hour west of Toronto , we used to have the regular drunks come into the store trying to get drunk off mouth wash
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Ugh, I'm a paramedic and I can safely say there is nothing worse in the world then puke from a Listerine Drunk, the smell is indescribable and utterly revolting.
 
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Like most things involving OPL, I'm baffled as to why Chris thought these "attraction photos" were a good idea in the place. He obviously didn't ask any women on how to take an appealing photo. (DAT STARE :'(:heart-empty:)
 
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Hahaha, oh wow. I've noticed before how he taped Sonic over Mewtwo in the Mewtwo Strikes Back poster to make it appear to star Sonic. But what I just now noticed it's a Happy Meal Box. I don't know when he got that Happy Meal Box but it had to have been the late 90's. Wait though, didn't they only bring back the boxes last decade? Could he have gotten it after he graduated high school?
 
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Hahaha, oh wow. I've noticed before how he taped Sonic over Mewtwo in the Mewtwo Strikes Back poster to make it appear to star Sonic. But what I just now noticed it's a Happy Meal Box. I don't know when he got that Happy Meal Box but it had to have been the late 90's. Wait though, didn't they only bring back the boxes last decade? Could he have gotten it after he graduated high school?
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According to a commercial on youtube that won't copy- for some reason: McDonald's 1994 Sonic 3 the Hedgehog Happy Meal promotion ran nationally in the US February 4 to March 3, 1994. So yeah, that shit has been there A LONG TIME.
 
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Like most things involving OPL, I'm baffled as to why Chris thought these "attraction photos" were a good idea in the place. He obviously didn't ask any women on how to take an appealing photo. (DAT STARE :'(:heart-empty:)
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I'm guessing that's the purest sign of the autism there; he has literally no idea what facial expression he should make when posing like that.
 
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I'm guessing that's the purest sign of the autism there; he has literally no idea what facial expression he should make when posing like that.
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It's the exact same expression as the very first image of him to show up on the 'net. You know, the one of him sitting in that nasty old chair in his dimly-lit room with his neck tilted back for reasons known only to Chris.
 
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mst3kluv said:
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Like most things involving OPL, I'm baffled as to why Chris thought these "attraction photos" were a good idea in the place. He obviously didn't ask any women on how to take an appealing photo. (DAT STARE :'(:heart-empty:)
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He kinda looks artificial, like something from Madame Tussaud's Uncanny Valley.
"Guys, we have 300 pounds of wax left over, let's make something autistic!"
 
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We have to remember Chris is austic and his social skills and ability to relate to other people is seriously hampered by his condition.

All the other shit he does is just because he's dumb as fuck. Seriously I've known 4 year olds who have better grasp on reality.

I love how he hitched up his shirt to show off the belt buckle of fail.
 
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Believe me, I heard stories of unwashed autistic neckbeards attempting to grope actresses/cosplayers while talking at length how much they fap to the porn that they drew of them.

Think of the Megan saga, but a thousand times worse.
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The weeabootales subreddit has multiple stories of this nature. It's simultaneously amazing and horrifying.

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I've been following CWC for years and I STILL don't get why Borb continued to let a grown man hang out with a bunch of children. Didn't they hear complaints from the parents? For all they knew, Chris could have been a pedofork.
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Barb used Toys-R-Us as a free babysitter when Chris was in high school. She wasn't going to complain if he left the house for a few hours every Saturday even if he was 18, 20, or 25. Of course if Chris hadn't been banned she'd complain these days, but only because she keeps him on a very short leash now.

In all honesty, Chris was that kid who hogged the video game demos for hours at a time while the mom goes shopping peacefully without having to hire a babysitter. Only Barb did it when Chris was an adult too.
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IIRC, Barb and Chris lied about his age for as long as possible so she could leave him at these types of events.

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According to a commercial on youtube that won't copy- for some reason: McDonald's 1994 Sonic 3 the Hedgehog Happy Meal promotion ran nationally in the US February 4 to March 3, 1994. So yeah, that shit has been there A LONG TIME.
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RIP McDonald's happy meal box, February 1994-January 2014. Gone but not forgotten.:pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle:
 
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I Will Consider That said:
According to a commercial on youtube that won't copy- for some reason: McDonald's 1994 Sonic 3 the Hedgehog Happy Meal promotion ran nationally in the US February 4 to March 3, 1994. So yeah, that shit has been there A LONG TIME.
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No, this box is newer then that. I'm not a huge Sonic fan but I can tell you Sonic had a redesign in the late 90's (for the first Sonic Adventure game I assume, but it could predate that). If this was from the 94 promotion it would have featured the original Sonic design, but this is the redesign. Chris got that Happy Meal box in high school at the earliest.
 
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Chris' ego is such a huge motivator for him. It's the only thing that gets him moving. He took the attraction photos to get a girlfriend, and he thought it was the best method because OBVIOUSLY he's very handsome. There are some really strange choices seen in these photos. He made a point to show off his homemade pink belt buckle, but didn't bother picking up his bedroom. He tries to pose suggestively, and ends up looking girly. At least now we know why he couldn't pull off a masculine pose.
 
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Chris probably thought a SWEETHEART would take pity on him just like in the romantic comedies.
 
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