Darksyde Phil and the Kino Casino (WOOOAAHH BUDDY)

[Pepper Jack]

DarksydePhil is set to appear on the Kino Casino on Tuesday, August 6, 2024 at 7pm PDT (estimated time, Phil is late to everything). Phil will not be restreaming the appearance to his channel, he is going to be a guest only.

The stream on August 6 will be the first of his two confirmed appearances on the Kino Casino. The second appearance will be to live react to the upcoming Joon the King documentary on ReviewTechUSA, which is supposed to be released later this month.

Those of us who follow DSP and The Sektur, know that snakenings are very common in IBS and PPP is specifically savage at it. The question is will the Kino Casino (specifically "3 P") snake DSP at any point during the two interviews or will they glaze up DSP for both appearances?

Video of the entire Kino Casino and DSP interview:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

My prediction is they'll play friendly with Phil for the warmup interview on Tuesday

Then for whenever the Joon reaction stream is, they'll let Rich and Phil go at each other, hopefully add in Metokur and others, stir the pot and laugh at the old lolcows. That is when Phil will be betrayed, and this time he's really ignoring the drama.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Still waiting for DSP to appear on MATI for an interview.

 

[Donut Coma]

I think they'll keep DSP around a bit longer than the Joon reaction just to have access to him for the next big crisis. In that situation, I'd stay friendly just to get him on the next time there's drama or a colossal fuck-up. Plus I don't believe Rich and Phil would really "go at" each other. We've all seen how DSP handles confrontation, and Rich seems just an iota less retarded than DSP. He might not fall for it.

I'd rather be wrong. I know nothing about PPP, so not sure if KC plays the long game.

 

[johnkimble123]

Definitely see kid gloves for at least the intro stream + the RTU documentary react. They know how to glaze him at this point, it doesn't take much.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't think there is a long game with Phil. He's extremely boring and incapable of conversation that's not about himself. He's also prone to bailing on them at any time for the slightest thing.

 

[Donut Coma]

Good point. I was just spitballing the idea of stringing Phil along as he slowly circles the drain and keeps losing more of his goddam mind. But yeah, they probably want to strike while their RTU thing is still at its height.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

I don't understand why people can't just wait for something to actually play out before they get outraged over bullshit. All you did was give Phil a free dub to parade on the casino. I'm sure it will be entertaining is some capacity. Remember, the casino is all about getting as many subs as possible on a show. If Phil wants to turn it into an 8 hour pre stream that ends up being total nontent then I don't think they will keep him around for very long.

 

[Elbe]

"Derich's a Pedophile has gifted 20 subs!!!!!!! Let's fucking go!"

"Jenna's Shitty Diapers has gifted 10 subs!!!!"

 

[Cats]

"Derich's a Pedophile has gifted 20 subs!!!!!!! Let's fucking go!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can we get Lolcow Live II in the title please? thnx

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Guys, I am sorry but I really do not think the Casino is ever going to antagonize DSP.

The Kino Casino is absolutely not going to snake Phil. Phil has been proven correct too many times to be hateable.

Phil is funny in the relatable sense. Modern games fucking suck and he has unironically been a trailblazer historically in calling that shit out since the late 2000's (or whenever he started).

The Kino Casino has no reason to not collaborate with Phil in Tekken/Street Fighter/whatever. This could actually be how they make their exit from the Sektur.

Well done, guys.

I guess it would be funny if they did? But I just do not see it happening. However, that is just me.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Guys, I am sorry but I really do not think the Casino is ever going to antagonize DSP.

I guess it would be funny if they did? But I just do not see it happening. However, that is just me.

this just reads like you don't know anything about phil, to an alarming degree. calling the fat boy a trail blazer? the guy who refused to upgrade to direct capture for 3 years? yeah, okay.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

this just reads like you don't know anything about phil, to an alarming degree. calling the fat boy a trail blazer? the guy who refused to upgrade to direct capture for 3 years? yeah, okay.

refuse to use capture card
>avoid all the technical issues that arise in doing so
Another victory for the king; Phil wins again.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Modern games fucking suck and he has unironically been a trailblazer historically in calling that shit out since the late 2000's (or whenever he started).

Phil is also part of the problem of why modern games suck. Game developers pandering to the lowest common dominator, I.E. Phil. Don't believe me? Sony Santa Monica used Phil's gameplay of God of War at a keynote during GDC as an example of a retarded gamer.

https://youtu.be/eSB29qx6sWw?t=2295

To address you second point. PPP absolutely will go in on Phil if the content demands it or people get bored glazing the pig. Either that or they ghost him when Phil gets boring.

 

[Telemeter]

Phil is also part of the problem of why modern games suck. Game developers pandering to the lowest common dominator, I.E. Phil. Don't believe me? Sony Santa Monica used Phil's gameplay of God of War at a keynote during GDC as an example of a retarded gamer.

https://youtu.be/eSB29qx6sWw?t=2295

To address you second point. PPP absolutely will go in on Phil if the content demands it or people get bored glazing the pig. Either that or they ghost him when Phil gets boring.

I hope it turns into the KC guys glazing DSP in the most toxic shit he's constantly trying to pretend didn't happen.

"Yes, that is indeed what happens when you let space jews do whatever they want!"

"The slave trade is up and running Phil!"

There are so many ways to shit on DSP and that he cannot possibly handle cause he doesn't know if he's been made fun of or not, I can't wait to see how they handle it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So what sort of questions can we expect tomorrow? Oh I know:
"Mr. Burnell your streams have the momentum of a runaway freight train, why are you so popular?"

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It really doesn't matter if KC is friendly with Phil. Phil is an alien.

He can't have fun. He can't talk to people. He can't tell a joke.

When he tries to join in a conversation, Phil will say something so stupid it drags the show down guaranteed.

After spending some time with him, KC might actually feel so sorry for Phil that they treat him with kid gloves like he's their retarded cousin.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

It really doesn't matter if KC is friendly with Phil. Phil is an alien.

He can't have fun. He can't talk to people. He can't tell a joke.

When he tries to join in a conversation, Phil will say something so stupid it drags the show down guaranteed.

After spending some time with him, KC might actually feel so sorry for Phil that they treat him with kid gloves like

Agreed and if anything KC treating him "friendly" is just going to make him lower his guard further and say dumber shit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm just gonna kick back, relax and wait for the day DSP inevitably snakes them.