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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
It’s especially fun when he talks to someone like Dave who at his core hates everything about the site. It felt like we were close to a point where he was gonna say “how can you fucking live with yourself!”
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I like when he told Null he was coping. Didn't fit in the context of what was being said at all lol. He just wanted to get something back on Null after he was forced to execute his PDF son.

My favorite part was when DSP was arguing about KiwiFarms being at fault for ruining his life more than specific individuals and goes "thats like the argument its not the gun that kills but the person firing it" Null laughs and goes "yeah exactly" and Phil just goes "uh huh" like he got em. Then they just moved on without Phil realizing he "self felted himself".

Now, look at my avatar, Null!
 
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Thanks for shouting out the subforum on MATI, Jersh. Whether we were due it or not in your opinion you showed a lot of grace describing the rockiness you have with us sometimes. Very even-handed, and I’m glad some of us here were able to help prep you to talk with Phil.

Let’s have this be the start of a well-built bridge, everyone. Faggot, out.
 
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FraudFrog said:
@Null

The best person/people to get information and a greater understanding on DSP would be ALT and his crew at ‘That being Said’.

ALT has done deep dives into Phil’s rise in the FGC, has interviewed people from his past (Jaha being the most infamous) . The guy is a lore master and just laughs at Phil. He’s looking forward to your fireside chat with Phil tomorrow.


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I'll let you in on a little secret. The true DSP lore masters don't have YouTube channels to make money off of Phil. Yes, ALT knows a lot about the FGC days, but i wouldn't call him a loremaster.

JamusActimus said:
The Dsp board is pretty much a white ethnostate and Nigger Coon Moon comes in every full moon to say he does not get it and shieeeet.

On a more serious note, I used to think that isolation was a bad thing and that did not allow users to be more "productive". Rotting away in the same thread conforts people in their bias and makes them more radical..
I have to admit that a Dsp user never annoyed me in another part of the site unlike other type of users ( to be fair maybe they don't annoy me in other part of the site because they don't frequent it)

I am cool with Dsp people being isolated, I just think some part of the culture is a bit problematic. Like doxxxxxxxing a guys grandma because he gave Phil's 100 bucks. Also I feel that most users dislike Phill and want him to become destitute. No one celebrate when good things happen to him.. Like him winning the bankrupcy was the funniest thing that could have happened and a ton of users were sulking about it. To be fair, hating the lolcow is a problem other threads also have like the Keffals thread.
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The Kino Casino arc exposes why lolcow isolation is not good. We shit on Phil for being a socially reclusive hermit, but people do the same on this subforum. You lose perspective when you are isolated, case in point what is going on now. Peepul are seething on X and YouTube because Phil is finally getting some shine. We all know this shine is temporary and Phil will eventually revert back to the mean, so just enjoy the ride because this arc has been wild.

This is not a flex or a complete list, but here are the other cows I follow: Chantal, Amberlynn, Haydur Nation (Yaba and Sam mostly), Lord Balldo, Ethan Ralph, Fatrick Tomlinson, Anisa Johma (Internet Yoko Ono), BossmanJack, Boogie1488, Wingo, Stuttering John (and the larger Dabbleverse), MrBeast, etc.

When you follow other cows, it gives you others to measure DSP against. Is DSP a piece of shit who lies and begs for money to fund his mobile game addiction? Yes! BUT DSP didn't fake cancer for several years to make sympathy bucks and advertise a crypto rug pull to his viewers for $10,000 (Boogie).

Perspective is key.

Guinan's hats said:
So we were worried about null, and he got Phil to ban derich and admit he plays champions

I'll never doubt again.
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The best part of the discussion was DSP's soft admission about the bank leaks being real. Everyone knows they were real, glad to see DSP is accepting that in his narc brain finally.
 
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JamusActimus said:
When Null was talking about the user that posted about fucking Kat's sister, I wish he just said the content deserved to stay up because it's unhinged and funny.
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I'm trying to remember but didn't the guy who porked her also buy her a cheeseburger when all was done? Bitch pulled a Smokey hawkin'...hawkin' for cheeseburgers.
 
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JamusActimus said:
When Null was talking about the user that posted about fucking Kat's sister, I wish he just said the content deserved to stay up because it's unhinged and funny.
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I don't think Jenna ever had a problem with it either. I think she liked the attention. So why is DSP asking for it to be taken down if it has nothing to do with him?

I think it's all cringe and wouldn't have blamed anyone for removing it if I'm honest but there's no victim here other than DSP's ego.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
I'm trying to remember but didn't the guy who porked her also buy her a cheeseburger when all was done? Bitch pulled a Smokey hawkin'...hawkin' for cheeseburgers.
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No, he asked her if she was hungry on the drive to the motel and offered to get her food. She said she wanted an order of Crazy Bread from Little Ceasars so they picked it up on the way.

I wish it didn't make me laugh so much that all Jenna's schizo-posting ass wanted was Crazy Bread.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
No, he asked her if she was hungry on the drive to the motel and offered to get her food. She said she wanted an order of Crazy Bread from Little Ceasars so they picked it up on the way.

I wish it didn't make me laugh so much that all Jenna's schizo-posting ass wanted was Crazy Bread.
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That's still funny as fuck and its a shame that didn't get mentioned in the pahdcast, too bad it wasn't a cheeseburger cause we could could say she sucked down a big buford before sucking big buford HEY OH.
 
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Iron Father said:
Jenna is still active on Twitter, posting gross diaper photos and even live streaming.
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I want to laugh at it, but then I remember that Jenna legitimately has urinary incontinence issues that might stem from her schizo-religious mother deciding Jenna was demon possessed and locking her in a closest for like 8 hours or more at a time when she was a child.
Like she just already wore diapers because she would piss herself sometimes, then she figured out it was a fetish and is trying to lean into the diaper fetish OF market.

At least I can still somewhat chuckle at her mother forcing her to stand in the Stations of the Cross for hours on end, making her T-pose *sigh*
 
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Iron Father said:
Fucking Jesus, really? I didn't know that. DSP might be the most wholesome of the lolcows but his sideshow clowns are fucking horrific.
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Oh yeah. She didn't start posting pissing herself on purpose diaper content until like 2 or more years after she started being posted about here, but she would make random angry posts on her social media about how she had to go change her pants in a public bathroom because she was trying to stop wearing diapers. At first she was pretty ashamed that she needed them, so it kind of says a lot about her that she pivoted into monetizing it by posting pics and videos of herself in piss soaked diapers and pretending she has a diaper fetish.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
The Kino Casino arc exposes why lolcow isolation is not good. We shit on Phil for being a socially reclusive hermit, but people do the same on this subforum. You lose perspective when you are isolated, case in point what is going on now. Peepul are seething on X and YouTube because Phil is finally getting some shine. We all know this shine is temporary and Phil will eventually revert back to the mean, so just enjoy the ride because this arc has been wild.

This is not a flex or a complete list, but here are the other cows I follow: Chantal, Amberlynn, Haydur Nation (Yaba and Sam mostly), Lord Balldo, Ethan Ralph, Fatrick Tomlinson, Anisa Johma (Internet Yoko Ono), BossmanJack, Boogie1488, Wingo, Stuttering John (and the larger Dabbleverse), MrBeast, etc.

When you follow other cows, it gives you others to measure DSP against. Is DSP a piece of shit who lies and begs for money to fund his mobile game addiction? Yes! BUT DSP didn't fake cancer for several years to make sympathy bucks and advertise a crypto rug pull to his viewers for $10,000 (Boogie).

Perspective is key.
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I think one of the reasons why this board is isolated in comparison might have to do with something that Null sort of alluded to in his recap stream. How if you don't know every single date or exact recollection of an event that gives The Guy some wiggle room. And that's part of the fun, I guess, being able to dissect a lie or pigstorical revision, like having knowledge off hand that the whole idea of an interview was Phil's idea in response to Moist watching the Scorn begment, it wasn't Sidescroller's ambushing him, or that he's begged for groceries and help with his two big bills post-bankruptcy.

I do tend to agree with other users on the site that Phil on his face isn't the most entertaining cow. He's not living 5 star days in Lisbon getting jumped, he's not going on coke fueled benders with his polycule etc. Whenever someone who isn't already a detractor pops into the sub-forum and asks where's the funny, it's not exactly an easy answer.

IDK how you make it through Icuckzzz and Anisa content, I'm not strong enough.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
The Kino Casino arc exposes why lolcow isolation is not good. We shit on Phil for being a socially reclusive hermit, but people do the same on this subforum.
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I think it’s genuinely insane to act like not being more active on a specific message board/keeping up on lowcows is comparable isolation to a literal hermit who leaves his house once at week
 
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Pepper Jack said:
The Kino Casino arc exposes why lolcow isolation is not good. We shit on Phil for being a socially reclusive hermit, but people do the same on this subforum.
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No? I don't know why I'm supposed to care. Most of these threads are about genuinely horrible people I wish were dead and reading about them is ruining my mood. Not just this but the users are also spergs and more often than not derail the thread into autistic sperging about politics or trannies.

Matter of fact, I do wonder why it's considered a flex to be following multiple kidrapers and abusers at the same time. Like, what's wrong with you?

Darksydephil is a piece of shit just enough for it to give me a laugh, and for it to be a cathartic experience every time he takes an L. Because he deserves it. He does something worth commenting on pretty much every day. If someone wants to cut his internet off or post his Firestone receipts I genuinely couldn't care less. I didn't do it, I wouldn't do it, and I don't endorse people doing it. That doesn't mean it isn't funny when it's done though.

I think some of yall legitimately lost the plot and many times it makes me question whether you're just arguing in bad faith, because the logic to be applied is super simple.

And I do find the whole idea of having to convince others someone is a lolcow to be gay as fuck. You have to be some needy faggot to be doing this. And this forum is definitely not that important to me (or shouldn't be to anyone) for you to have to do this. Why does some anons faggot opinion mean so much to yall lmao
 
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