DDoS attacks

[Null]

5 calls scheduled this week so far, had to break out my camera for a webcam and it makes me so high res that people might think i shoot onlyfans or something

 

[Pluciferous]

Do it naked, assert dominance.

DDOS stands for Dick Displayed Over Skype

 

[Gregis]

5 calls scheduled this week so far, had to break out my camera for a webcam and it makes me so high res that people might think i shoot onlyfans or something

Are you gonna use one of those generated backgrounds?

 

[DavidS877]

Turn down the resolution and FPS, add a bandwidth reducer to your VPN and route your traffic through India, you don't want your stream to look better than the Indians you're talking to.

 

[Pluciferous]

Are you gonna use one of those generated backgrounds?

 

[Apu Wrangler]

the Indians you're talking to.

we're in trouble if they know about The India Menace thread

 

[Hepativore]

Are you gonna use one of those generated backgrounds?

View attachment 9340039

 

[Null]

one down. went well? it was just sales but they didn't tell me to fuck off based on price and what we provide transit for so I guess we've got a foot in the door.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

one down. went well? it was just sales but they didn't tell me to fuck off based on price and what we provide transit for so I guess we've got a foot in the door.

Happy to hear some good news, I hope you get your pick of the litter.

 

[Fat Bum]

one down. went well? it was just sales but they didn't tell me to fuck off based on price and what we provide transit for so I guess we've got a foot in the door.

That's the first step, boss. You have to continue to stay positive.

 

[Null]

second call went fantastic and quoted me a number so hugely below expectations that I basically told them I was flexible on upgrading to a much larger port size if the suits wanted it in exchange for the risk awareness.

 

[DavidS877]

I was thinking to myself "Must be an Israeli company" Finally being Israel's greatest ally is paying off.

 

[sallowhal]

something always happens, and it's beautiful

 

[Null]

timezone mishap on the third



just not cut out for this bros

 

[KolKinhs]

timezone mishap on the third

call me retarded but what would this mean

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

https://digitaldisplay.com/timezone-clocks/

Gotta upgrade to a professional wall clock set-up, upgrade to the international time-zone model and chain link the modules for full coverage.

 

[Null]

call me retarded but what would this mean

my calendar software imported the meeting at 3pm instead of 2pm

 

[KolKinhs]

my calendar software imported the meeting at 3pm instead of 2pm

fuck is the meeting off then

 

[WelperHelper99]

my calendar software imported the meeting at 3pm instead of 2pm

Did you at least reschedule?

 

[DavidS877]

https://digitaldisplay.com/timezone-clocks/

View attachment 9340650

Gotta upgrade to a professional wall clock set-up, upgrade to the international time-zone model and chain link the modules for full coverage.

needs Tel Aviv.

fuck is the meeting off then

Either Microslop(written by Indians) or OpenSource(written by persons of gender)